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[ + 94 - ] [9 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №23178
 02.12.2009
"I change the charm of the 70th level into an epic shmote in WOW for an ordinary living child and wife"

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №23177
 02.12.2009
xxh: a friend's two-year-old son, I tried to teach him how to say goodbye - like both hands up and "preveeed!", and he got to get up and shob both hands up - in the end he raises one.. and his parents now mock me what I made of their son a minor fascist )))))))

[ + 59 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №23176
 02.12.2009
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Do you eat salad?
WOW : What?
Tagged: hello
Eat and what?
HHH: Yes, I have a ulcer, I sat in the meat department and went to cook something to buy. And there it is. So gentle and so complaining she looked at me.
by 0_o
I didn’t resist and bought 200 grams. I could not allow it to stay there. What to do with him now I do not know. Sadly him.
I will eat it the same way :)
You are a different thing, I know you, you are a good person.
Yes, I understand it, don’t go on. I will jump today. with the doctor.
He’s a good man, too.

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №23175
 02.12.2009
I almost fell off the chair yesterday. You know the puzzle: with onions and eggs but not cake?
by Robin Hood)))
This is the mystery I told my mom yesterday.
You won't believe she replied.
xxx: says "Chippolino")))))
yyy: :-):-):-):-) Mom is burning!!!!!! to

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №23174
 02.12.2009
[12:18:20] <izuseku> In a country that is well governed, poverty is ashamed. In a country that is badly governed, wealth is ashamed.
Confused
[12:18:55] <MrZlo> in the country in the cathedral fsem phuy fsem phuy

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №23173
 02.12.2009
I missed a lecture and decided not to go to the institute. I picked up my favorite Sims 2 and went out to eat. During my absence, my caregiver slept from work and sat down to play the Sims. 0 - O

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №23172
 02.12.2009
She (23:49:43 1/12/2009)
What a fuck you are...

I am (23:49:53 1/12/2009)
The Ebay?

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №23171
 02.12.2009
XXX: And there is a hole in the sidyroid, you throw a needle into it and it opens up!
The point G?? to

[ + 96 - ] Comment quote №23170
 02.12.2009
He touched:
signed a friend in the tel.books as 'brunno'.... She burned, after a day I look at her in the pick-up-'10cm'... :) so for the soul took that he ran home for the ambulance:):):).

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №23169
 02.12.2009
C Forum of the Legal Institute of TGU
I am studying in T. G. U. Y. My name is Ashot.
The question is where is T. G. U. Y. I. and if possible in which group I study.
Ashot (2 or 3 course D.O.) is
help me

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №23168
 02.12.2009
But here we have a brigadier of installers explained the reason for his dismissal a little differently on the old job:
All the ass in the sperm of such duties and salaries even for the Gandons is not enough

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №23167
 02.12.2009
Topic of discussion in one serious political club on Yandex:

"A day ago, a cat left President Yushchenko. This happens with cats for a few days.
The president promptly announced to the whole country about this case and that now his children are crying for the cat. Then he found an elegant solution: he asked to give him the same cat, and he will tell the children that it is the same. Just don’t tell anyone, asked Victor Andreevich for the whole country.
Today he was given a cat and the President will lie to his children tonight.
But what to do when the first cat comes back? Declaring him self-proclaimed?
Admitting children to lying? Do you pretend there were always two cats?

[ + 95 - ] Comment quote №23166
 02.12.2009
There are two girls sitting in a pair.

Girl No. 1: I have fatherhood "Valerievna"!
Girl No. 2: Ohoh!What a coincidence, I am too!Her name is Valeria???? to
Girl No. 1: no, bl**t, gall...

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №23165
 02.12.2009
Why did you deceive me today?
YYY: I never told you the truth at all!

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №23164
 02.12.2009
I am in the theatre. I will call tonight.
GoDZilla: not worth it
Maska : Why?
GoDZilla: Unrestricted sex is planned for the evening
Maska: is it true?
GoDZilla: UGU
Maska: With whom?
GoDZilla: With an Unknown
Maska: Why not with me?(I need it more
GoDZilla: You don’t want me
GoDZilla: I'd like to have called for a long time
GoDZilla: Not for tea
GoDZilla: not repaired
GoDZilla: No light bulbs to turn
GoDZilla: and not even the shelf to hang
GoDZilla: And then go!

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №23163
 02.12.2009
I have 6 cats!! to
WOW: It is great!
HahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahJust a shit.
Do you grind them sometimes?
What is it, butterflies?? to

[ + 108 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №23162
 02.12.2009
sofydone (12:51:43 2/12/2009)
In the pharmacy:
I forgot what the name of the medicine was, I remember something about the fan... Something like “I don’t know where the fan is”... I remembered it.
and ibuprofen?
And yes!! Yes!! Exactly!! Give me two packs.

Marik (12:52:27 2/12/2009)

Marik (12:53:58 2/12/2009)
I phone thick so remembered 21666- the devil's point

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №23161
 02.12.2009
Alex (22:52:46 1/12/2009)
There are no witches with such breasts as me!!!!!!!! to

LyS[e]rGiNe (22:52:55 1/12/2009)
There are

Alex (22:54:01 1/12/2009)
No and no!!! They all have beautiful breasts!! I just want to wear a bee costume!!! to

LyS[e]rGiNe (22:54:24 1/12/2009)
Why exactly bees?

Alex (22:54:54 1/12/2009)
Because the bee has no breasts.

[ + 62 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №23160
 02.12.2009
and Sanya?
and as.
You are a philologist right now?
and yes.
Knowledge of Russian literacy, spelling and orthography.and :)
and ahah :)
There is one question.
Which one?
“He has been tormenting me for a decade and a half, since I heard him in 9th grade at a Russian language class.
and?
"This question was asked by our distinguished woman, the only medalist, athlete, October girl in school (no further, because the USSR collapsed).
In a nutshell, Skyscanner :)
Why a "city" with a soft sign and a "clock" without?

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №23159
 02.12.2009
by Alexandre :
Not just a long time rushed when the paperwork was read.
by Alexandre :
in the kitchen brought "sucks the highest variety 5 k/g";
by Alexandre :
I understand that M and C are next to each other, but in order to make such a mistake, you just have to hide.

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