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xxx: the lotto is good, but when I recently lost the rubbish withdrawal by the end of this year at 6 am every day, in case of a missing I must definitely go to the mail and argue why I didn’t send my porn discs, I както loved it ))
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I was called a botan 4 years ago in school with contempt for saying the word “blending” in a conversation and knowing its meaning. You are talking about education reform.
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He lived and worked for some time in Japan, where if visitors come, then in the best case, the tea is poured. Coming to me for guests, I invite them to pour tea and I understand...Mlyn, not in Russian all this. I put everything in the refrigerator. A minute later, the table broke from food, like the eyes of the Japanese comrades.
Japanese: “In shock” what is all this?
I: I smile, Russia, my generous soul!
Return the Japanese!
Yes, take it, I’m not sorry.
A colleague (also from Russia): *I am in Russian* You, the Tsar’s Mord, are scattering Russian lands!
XXX is oh. The NTV broadcast was the favourite of Ally.
I lost the account there jumping she had in her youth
You didn’t know the shell.
xxx: not
I thought she had her husband Orbakaykin's father and all.
YYYY :
She had a reception commission for the Soviet station in her bed.
The Known:
How to disable subtitles in a movie?
I: Video / Subtitle track / disable.
and aa! And we covered them with a book all the time.
ihaveabomb: If a mobile operator connects me to the service without my knowledge, I will come to them in the office and hang out at the door. And I’ll come every month, arguing that I signed them for this service, and they didn’t refuse.
From laughter could only say: "Dima, not with verbs written separately"
Our teachers think that "need" is a verb. What do you want from children?? to
I wonder how many readers know what a predictive is? And also, how does a person offer to explain to a small child what the linguists do not agree on? They are all smart steel.
The son came to me, the helmet.
He asked with grief:
Classmates, father – what is it?
What a website,
Where the grey people,
with real hand,
Drowned in the wasteland?
Where there is a path to betrayal,
The purpose is clear and the means.
Where they want to return
In Brisbane’s childhood?
Where is their peace broken?
Where do they spend the nights?
This is a website –
Explain to me, Father?"
I brought my son to me.
He said with grief:
"The FSB Database
This is what we are!
xxx: Boys, I was operated to remove the glands.When will I be able to have sex?)
Yyy: When the new glands grow... XD
It seems to me that the new versions of QIP are released only to once again infuse their homepage into all browsers.
To the question of why the satellites fall:
PJSC "Spain", vacancies:
Engineer-technologist, engineer-technologist for mechanical processing
2,5 thousand Ruby
Engineer, Engineer for Configuration and Testing
3,5 to 5 thousand. The rub.
Collectors of microchips
Up to 3,5 thousand. Ruby
Are there other questions?
(Man is an engineer in Germany, but his German is not perfect.)
help, as in German to say "a difficult fate has struck us".
Is there an analogue in German of the word "pichalka"?
Do you have Nawa?
Chief letter to write that our Device burned up on the test...
A bunch of drivers are smoking without waiting for the boss from the meeting.
A cute girl passes by, but her legs are slightly curved.
The youngest: "Look what a ruin!"
The oldest (spliving bull): "All the pigs. It just doesn’t chew the rubber!"
I sit and check the notebook. The disciple approaches and, so strikingly, says: "And we all, who are studying in our class, were born in the year of the Goat!"" I, not breaking away from the notebooks:"Ugu, wonderful!" Pause. And the boy continued somewhat disgustedly: “Look at how many goats are around you!
You don’t know what to do – develop!
To dress up?
So, how do I think about her now? ** by
It is not scary to blush.
Where is the fifth?
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I had the most real breakdown of the pattern.
I go into the room and see my bald father shave his baldness with an electric shave.
I ask :
Well and why?
He throws the box from the shave. I read: "Hair grows where it is shaved"
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XXX is
We went out in the guard yesterday.
XXX is
Wear all the armor, and bow their feet.
XXX is
It does not hurt, flying the current from corner to corner.
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28.11.2011
27 of November. On the street +3, snow, sweat. A new asphalt is laid in the yard. Centuries of traditions remain unchanged.
It has been 15 years after I graduated from school and 10 years after I graduated from the universe, and I still have a feeling every Sunday evening that tomorrow is for class and the homework is not done.