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[ + 70 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56952
 29.11.2011
xxx: the lotto is good, but when I recently lost the rubbish withdrawal by the end of this year at 6 am every day, in case of a missing I must definitely go to the mail and argue why I didn’t send my porn discs, I както loved it ))

[ + 72 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56951
 29.11.2011
I was called a botan 4 years ago in school with contempt for saying the word “blending” in a conversation and knowing its meaning. You are talking about education reform.

[ + 80 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56950
 29.11.2011
He lived and worked for some time in Japan, where if visitors come, then in the best case, the tea is poured. Coming to me for guests, I invite them to pour tea and I understand...Mlyn, not in Russian all this. I put everything in the refrigerator. A minute later, the table broke from food, like the eyes of the Japanese comrades.
Japanese: “In shock” what is all this?
I: I smile, Russia, my generous soul!
Return the Japanese!
Yes, take it, I’m not sorry.
A colleague (also from Russia): *I am in Russian* You, the Tsar’s Mord, are scattering Russian lands!

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №56949
 28.11.2011
XXX is oh. The NTV broadcast was the favourite of Ally.
I lost the account there jumping she had in her youth

You didn’t know the shell.

xxx: not
I thought she had her husband Orbakaykin's father and all.

YYYY :
She had a reception commission for the Soviet station in her bed.


[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №56948
 28.11.2011
The Known:
How to disable subtitles in a movie?
I: Video / Subtitle track / disable.
and aa! And we covered them with a book all the time.

[ + 104 - ] Comment quote №56947
 28.11.2011
ihaveabomb: If a mobile operator connects me to the service without my knowledge, I will come to them in the office and hang out at the door. And I’ll come every month, arguing that I signed them for this service, and they didn’t refuse.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №56946
 28.11.2011
From laughter could only say: "Dima, not with verbs written separately"

Our teachers think that "need" is a verb. What do you want from children?? to

I wonder how many readers know what a predictive is? And also, how does a person offer to explain to a small child what the linguists do not agree on? They are all smart steel.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №56945
 28.11.2011
The son came to me, the helmet.
He asked with grief:
Classmates, father – what is it?
What a website,
Where the grey people,
with real hand,
Drowned in the wasteland?
Where there is a path to betrayal,
The purpose is clear and the means.
Where they want to return
In Brisbane’s childhood?
Where is their peace broken?
Where do they spend the nights?
This is a website –
Explain to me, Father?"
I brought my son to me.
He said with grief:
"The FSB Database
This is what we are!

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №56944
 28.11.2011
xxx: Boys, I was operated to remove the glands.When will I be able to have sex?)
Yyy: When the new glands grow... XD

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №56943
 28.11.2011
It seems to me that the new versions of QIP are released only to once again infuse their homepage into all browsers.

[ + 94 - ] Comment quote №56942
 28.11.2011
To the question of why the satellites fall:
PJSC "Spain", vacancies:

Engineer-technologist, engineer-technologist for mechanical processing
2,5 thousand Ruby

Engineer, Engineer for Configuration and Testing
3,5 to 5 thousand. The rub.

Collectors of microchips
Up to 3,5 thousand. Ruby

Are there other questions?

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №56941
 28.11.2011
(Man is an engineer in Germany, but his German is not perfect.)

help, as in German to say "a difficult fate has struck us".
Is there an analogue in German of the word "pichalka"?
Do you have Nawa?
Chief letter to write that our Device burned up on the test...

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №56940
 28.11.2011
A bunch of drivers are smoking without waiting for the boss from the meeting.
A cute girl passes by, but her legs are slightly curved.
The youngest: "Look what a ruin!"
The oldest (spliving bull): "All the pigs. It just doesn’t chew the rubber!"

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №56939
 28.11.2011
I sit and check the notebook. The disciple approaches and, so strikingly, says: "And we all, who are studying in our class, were born in the year of the Goat!"" I, not breaking away from the notebooks:"Ugu, wonderful!" Pause. And the boy continued somewhat disgustedly: “Look at how many goats are around you!

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №56938
 28.11.2011
You don’t know what to do – develop!
To dress up?
So, how do I think about her now? ** by

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №56937
 28.11.2011
It is not scary to blush.
Where is the fifth?

[ + 63 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56936
 28.11.2011
I had the most real breakdown of the pattern.
I go into the room and see my bald father shave his baldness with an electric shave.
I ask :
Well and why?
He throws the box from the shave. I read: "Hair grows where it is shaved"

[ + 48 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56935
 28.11.2011
XXX is
We went out in the guard yesterday.
XXX is
Wear all the armor, and bow their feet.
XXX is
It does not hurt, flying the current from corner to corner.

[ + 61 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56934
 28.11.2011
27 of November. On the street +3, snow, sweat. A new asphalt is laid in the yard. Centuries of traditions remain unchanged.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №56933
 28.11.2011
It has been 15 years after I graduated from school and 10 years after I graduated from the universe, and I still have a feeling every Sunday evening that tomorrow is for class and the homework is not done.

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