xxx: If you have another elimination of monitors with a diagonal of 19+ at work in normal condition (yes, I am naive), let me know :) I can offer 17k ELT xD in return
YYY: You better get a nail in it 200k, take a shot and come.
The peasant greed will not allow this to happen.
Yyy: The nail is sorry? You and the wicked :D

If you consider that the Lord of the Rings and the Hobbit, two parts of one Tolkien epic, the episodes are screened in the order of 4, 5, 6, 1, 2 and 3! Something like this has already happened! ?

Answer to this:
One company went bankrupt, and we "absorbed" it. Now its employees are shaking up on managerial positions and sabotaging the work of our established enterprise. Question: How can shit command the brain?? to

Your bosses did not get fired immediately after taking over the inappropriate managers for your company, who were given a "disclaimer" and even allowed them to stay in senior positions! Therefore, your niche company is not fixed.

I wake up this morning with a big bump from a reminder on the phone that today is a philosophy exam. I explode, fly to the other end of the city in the inst, take off on foot to the 7th floor, run to the auditorium, pull the door... It doesn’t open. I pull again... And here it comes to me... I graduated from the institute 5 years ago, today on April 1 and my brother, a murderer and a bully came to visit me...

And so far - if you have nothing to hide, try to do the same paternity test. You, I’m sure, are the most innocent, but Natasha in this world – let it go.
and...
Who has not had the luck to read the post on the billboards - a man speaks of wives who have given birth in marriage, but not from a husband. Of course, the paternity test is healthy. In turn, as a woman, I want to warn married ladies – every time your husband is about to leave the house, check for your gold jewelry, as well as your and your child’s clothes and shoes. And you know how many such cases - pull and drink... no matter what your non-drinker - out of a cousin's aunt friend of a former colleague's husband so robbers the family, so your can!

When cats are in the shower
Buying kilograms
And did not hold them for long.
Sleep and dance.
by Lyuli

X: What is your favorite actress?
Y: I would say Sasha Grey, but her voice is disgusting.
X: You are one of those who look with the sound :)

@Heh, and I remember the first "Home". There were adult couples. They built, piled, nailed and so on. And then started D2, and it became clear that someone decided on the basis of the successful show "House" to build "your casino, with blackjack and prostitutes". Is it still going, little of it – are you watching it?

by Ann (19:29) :
Tatiana also once went smiling to the guy and did not notice the pillar in front of her.

by Danny (19:29) :
Not a pillar but a translation.

by Ann Nazarova (19:29) :
and ROFL

by Danny (19:29) :
He was not one but three.

They will soon be jailed for invisible drugs and intangible weapons! For the silent incitement and the silent incitement!

You are a thought criminal!

I was in Moscow in the year 81.
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You, fucking, will be very surprised, but in this very north, the sausage was not at all, neither on the counter nor without it. Because all the rapidly corrupt was imported exclusively in the winter. Meat, sausages and other things. Oil Siberia lived in concentrations. If something appeared in the sale (and was driven by the river, the railway was only built in 79 and the priority was equipment), it was purchased immediately. And to not "miss", there were duty boys. In fact, we had that jelly and bite, because there was nothing else. The delicious. A bottle of Bulgarian juice cost 1p20 - approximately as now 120, from where the patsanva has such money. Jelly is 20 copies. of stone. Because it was brought once every three years. No, there were no problems with eating – pasta, pasta and rice were always in the shops. Dried potatoes. The shrinkage. A piece of tomato. The vodka. But we wanted delicacies, but the candy was from the same opera - caramel. Chocolate, smoked sausages could only be purchased on occasion. Ice cream only in winter. Apples are only in summer. There was a shortage of storage. No one carried black caviar here - it could only be obtained by the sludge workers of the ORS. Probably their children were throwing caviar into the toilet. The fact that we ate the muxus here was mostly the squid that my father caught. And the coupons, they did not appear in 81, but in 86. There was nothing to buy for them. Yes, the vodka vouchers could be "loaded" with pasta.

Eaten by Surgeon.

I never understood those who stop reading a book/watching a movie after they learn what it will end...I think it’s just a scam, because they’re not very interesting to them. I have a few desktop books that I know from the crust to the crust, and one hell I re-read from time to time because the trends are interesting. And some successful films. I know them from time to time, but I still review them from time to time.

P.S It is not recommended to watch historical films :)

KULVSS (S) : 00:28 How to get a protein??? to
I need 120 grams a day. How much does protein from products cost, I have a current of 600 UAH per month, which is more profitable to buy? Breast or egg, or is it cheaper?? to

Sovushka (B) 10:10
All right, one protein weighs about 120 grams, and its main product is of course meat. It makes no sense to buy them, you can go to the forest and catch a bunch of them, I have a friend who communicates with proteins.
You can only eat the breast of the protein, you can eat the whole protein, but I don’t see any logic in having the egg protein. I think you are a fool :(

xxx: Different kinds of offices such as banks, stores and other collector agencies, with which you periodically have to deal - love to send text messages or call with suggestions - how to make the messengers remove the number from the base?
YYY: It helped me to delay the response. They offered to borrow all the money. Well, I was somewhat psychotic and called them for 3 hours asking them what they thought about the death of Strabac, who was better than Warlon or Shadow. Who killed Dumbledore, do they not have a serial book from the wire, but from the office... In the end, I began to recognize my aunt by voices, and when they were introduced to me by a different name, I began to say something like, “O now you are Irina, well, let’s continue the conversation.” As a result, they started throwing the phone, then asking me to call, and said that they would complain to their own security service, then said that they would write a district complaint. Asked the nafiga I call and spoil them the mood, I explained that the nafiga advertisement to send, they asked the number to say the mouse is deleted. I explained that they have already knocked out twice, but what does not grow up, and so now they have to guess the number. No wonder there is no advertising anymore.

xxx: Denis brought a new 40″ TV. I thought that on such a healthy screen you should definitely watch porn.

What a great thing when there is someone who understands you :)

Suddenly came to mind a curious revelation: why in Russia so many acquaintances and relatives are always beaten and asked about questionable things, such as car loan, Friday drunkenness or interested in the presence of children / wife / husband / mortgage, but no one will say: go to the gym, learn English, no one will ask: why don't you improve your qualification / don't do exercise / don't watch a smart movie?

A friend once asked me if she had too much makeup on her face. I said my answer depended on whether she was going to kill Batman or not.

Nothing like this:

The fact is that, as a rule, children / grandchildren are fed by some pensioners, and other mammals - others. And well postponed and all the third, which usually insult the second. Pensioners, they are like the Chinese, all on one face, but all different :) Health them and success in survival.

My grandmother is exactly like this: she tries to buy me something once a month, despite the logical argument against it (I am 30 and my salary is five times her pension), feeds dogs / cats / poultry, fucking, eaten, in the radius of 100 meters around the entrance; and bought a stock TV ("digital!") in exchange for the old one. The pension is standard. This is the military childhood. I love her ?

I lie in a bunch of seed and feel that the villas need to be kept in a different way.

xxx: My father is 49 years old and he still remembers and he has a resentment of his parents for promising him a tank and a dynamo lamp to bring from somewhere. He dreamed all night he was riding a big car with a dynamo lamp... And in the morning... the child’s heart was broken! He was fooled so that he stood behind and bought nothing!
And as for the New Year, when he was very young, my mom (my grandmother) was lazy to sew a suit and she just wore a new vest to her dad. All the children were in costumes, and he in pants and jerseys. When Santa was giving gifts, all the children showed their costumes and received gifts. My dad tried to break through a crowd of children and when he managed to, he quietly pulled his fingers over the edge of the vest and showed Santa Claus! Look at my new jacket! But he was pushed back in turmoil all the time and did not give a gift. After this story, I always try to do what I promise to my son.
Morality is: Never! Do you hear? Never deceive your child and do not give pleasure to empty hopes. The word must be kept!