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[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №2016
 26.02.2008
Something in her nick isn’t very positive.
Death is no-no.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №2015
 26.02.2008
Demono..: Question: what color is the deceased chameleon, is the color of the chameleon dying of hunger and killed by air? does it change the color in the dream? if not, what color is it in the dream? Ramires: Oh, I don’t have a concept of demono... Fuck, if I don’t know, Chameleon will die. Ramires: Aah... yeah... why? oh demon... because it’s very curious.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №2014
 26.02.2008
>>> And how does Medvedev have any paternity?

>>> If you don’t know, then we’ll go on. I don’t look at it.)

You have touched, right? For example, I did not remember his name.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №2013
 26.02.2008
HH: Well, our profession is not easy. Stephen King’s most terrifying book is called IT!

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №2012
 26.02.2008
Smoke yesterday in his bed with his head in the chewing machine clinged and rolled on it all night )) In the morning he called me, asked how to chest it out now. I was angry with him for a long time, saying that he was a loser and attracted to all kinds of ridiculous situations.

And yesterday I spoke on the phone and sat on the window, and suddenly I feel - warm, then I hear - it smells like something. I lower my eyes and see that in my pocket the lighter is lit and the pocket of jeans is burning!!!))
There are at least two losers on this earth.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №2011
 26.02.2008
The first law of organic chemistry is well known: if you mix 1 kg of straw with 1 kg of straw, you get 2 kg of straw.
During the session, the first generalized law of organic chemistry was developed:
If you mix n kg of strawberries and m kg of strawberries, you will get (m+n) kg of strawberries.
Note: if m strives to zero, then they can be ignored, but it is better not to do so.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №2010
 26.02.2008
MoscowTM
Fuck, the scratch is cut!

PulseDiver
You will grow into a couple.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №2009
 26.02.2008
she: and you have such a wire - which on the one hand is so thin-tinz, and on the other - such a plug in the computer?
He: No, I haven’t bought it yet.
She: Do you understand what I am talking about? O_O

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №2008
 26.02.2008
We opened a brilliant shoe salon in the centre. It is called "BashMag". Interested, coincidence, or really guys in the topic. I came closer - on the door a sign: "Open, hoole"...

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №2007
 26.02.2008
Ursus> what are you doing?
Dress> I watch a movie about the devil
Ursus> a documentary?

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №2006
 26.02.2008
Stam: You hear, Sova, it’s winter in the yard, and you’re naked, isn’t it so cold to walk?
Sova: The appearance of my poop should not touch you.
STAM: What about that? I’m not asking you what type of anal lubricant you’re using.
The Sleep:? to
Sleep: What do you allow yourself?
Max, tell him...
STAM: Is he aware? Okay Max, tell me about it.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №2005
 26.02.2008
No_money-no_life (01:02:09 1/01/2001)
Do you have domestic animals?

Iness (01:02:54 1/01/2001)
Are you a zoofil?

No_money-no_life (01:03:31 1/01/2001)
no))))) no))) I only care about the girls))) so just asked)) what a mess you are)

Iness (01:03:42 1/01/2001)
U Men Kot

No_money-no_life (01:03:52 1/01/2001)
Is it beautiful? ))

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №2004
 26.02.2008
From the forum...

The girl:
It’s a threat, and you young man don’t think you are violating my rights!? to

I am :
What fucking right?
What do you say?

The girl:
My rights!I can be as a hidden user as well as not!This is my right!So what problems?

I am :
There is no word in the Constitution.)

The girl:
By the way, in the memo at registration it is written that you can not argue with maths!It will be deleted!What will you say in your excuse?

I am :
In my excuse, I will say that I am out here.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №2003
 26.02.2008
I realized that the day wasn’t fine, even when I was going to work in the bus, and one girl standing next door told another girl all the fresh, not yet read by me.

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №2002
 26.02.2008
I watched this picture today, I drove from a girl... a pretty sweet girl with a meth comes to Perov... sits on the opposite... I have all 2 stations that she was riding a hut to ask her:"What, broken?"

It happens. So I met my wife. I come to work to arrange, and in the middle of the office a girl with a rod stands (at about 6 p.m.). Well, I’m crying "And you’re already going home?"

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №2001
 26.02.2008
Fuck... here are the bab squads... like a whole closet of shutters – to walk in nothing... and all the men are goats...

And we have men - four screws of 700 gigs beaten with monsoon, film and games, and still watch / play / listen - nothing.

Oh yeah... and the providers – goats :)) speed does not hold)

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №2000
 26.02.2008
I have been tormented for a long time by the same question: why do the dreams of Gazprom children come true, and the children of budgetaries do not?

[ + 91 - ] Comment quote №1999
 26.02.2008
From one forum:

xx (20 years)
I want a movie about WOW.
Wade (14 years)
Look at "I'm Going to Fight Some Old Men". A good movie!




After all, there are still children for whom the World of Warcraft is not the world of warcraft, but the Great Patriotic War! I am proud!)

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №1998
 26.02.2008
<Cissar>: The Bird of Happiness of Tomorrow!!!! to
<Skord>: Flying into the turbine of the plane!! to

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №1997
 26.02.2008
xxx: How beautiful and scientifically to say "Pizzeria"?
The collapse? =) is

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