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Comments on photo of a girl with a strongly distinguished breasts
Theme: oo
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HH: What do you say?
I eat cheese and what do you say?
I drink tea with my mouth

Do you know why girls have so big animals and their sides hang?? to
Andrew: Tell me
Me: because the body insulates fat everything that is badly insulated by things.
Andrey: it is logical that if you walk with naked breasts in the winter, they will grow

Lecture on lexicology at the Faculty of Philology.
- There is no unified understanding of what the meaning of a word is.The best way to define it is this: the meaning of a word is what the word means.
From the back:
Caps always have the best definitions.

by 111:
According to an ancient Japanese legend, a man who has made 1000 scraps of paper can guess a wish that will be fulfilled.

by 222:
According to an ancient Russian legend, a man who has made 1000 scraps of paper can take a ride..." :(
by 111:
According to the practice, stretching from ancient times, the Russian man can get stuck in a flat place.

Oh, my daughter and I came up with the idea: when the Minister of Education goes to hell, he will write EGE on all subjects. Every day with new rules.
Good idea :) I will push it. People on the dark side will roast for a long time, then penetrate :) and start to have fun :)

What happened to bin Laden?
He drowned

I sit with my father in the room, my father is crawling in his nose.
Stop crawling in the nose!
A: I’m not curling my nose, I’m cleaning the air conditioning system.
I: You are the main, the exhaust pipe to start blowing now...

Q: If you add vodka to the fresh orange, will it collapse?

and AHA. He will turn his cocktail and sleep.

HHH: Are you here?
Tagged: almost
Tag: watching the movie
Porn is a movie?
XH: Yes
I mean, I watch a movie.

Vratmnelaps is any way a cat wakes me up in the morning.

I was on the catch today! First I ran on skis, then on my knees, then on the ice... Now I’m on an ambulance.

Discuss the video of how a man drove a salmon with a stick.

The man did not escape, he hid the bush.
SHULZZ: Ugu, and then jumped out of the bushes, gave pests to these comrades, took the mobile phone and put it all on the internet.

What was planted in the garden?? to
XXX The liver.

They Killed Bin Laden
YYYYYYYYYYYY

Stalin showed that a country can be governed by one man. Khrushchev has shown that anyone can rule a country. Brezhnev showed that the country can not be governed at all."
"United Russia" has shown that you can fuck the country.

The Food Waste Transformator (COT) is a small home factory for processing food into junk. It has built-in alarm, as well as the function of meeting the owner at the door and whistling.
It can have side effects of scratching wallpapers in unexpected places and spring involuntary alarms.

It would not be bad for the services in addition to the buttons "Sign Up" and "Log In" to add a third: "Fuck Off, just let me surf"

AZZELLO: PRIV, how is it?
Yesterday, Anja announced that she was getting married. The ring, all the things.
Azazello: And what?
Marussa: Well, we decided to point out this case. Ksyusha, Nina and Katya call their boys, on the phone explain why she is drunk. None of the guys in the hole (!) I did not drink! Xusha with her boyfriend argued, Katy's nervous breakdown, and Nina with her brother broke up.
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