In terms of suicide, our country came to 2nd place in the world. Well, what did you do with your phrases "Leash the rosette","Drink the jadu","Kill the apsten"?
From the website NGS.RU
[22.02.08] February 20, operatives of the city UVD seized in Novosibirsk about 10 tons of snacks to beer of suspicious origin.
The comments:
Vadim
2nd 09:34
Well prepared for the celebration! There is still ten tons of suspicious beer to be found :)
From the blogs:
Is this how it works? I tell him about G. Skovorod, and he tells me about the source of the page, I tell him about the creativity of Fry, and he tells me about the compilation of the nuclei... I go to the museum, he goes to bowling... I tell him about the poems, he tells me about the mine, and then I remain a superficial fool, and he is a versatile developed man... he loves my breasts and he is pleasant to think that I am dumb :(
c) Anka
She thinks where her brother is.
He says, “I think she would have taken him overnight.
She thinks it will be harder with her parents.
He thinks, he wants to think.
She thinks she wants to take.
Where will I take your parents?
niki> Prikyn small bought new glasses that the doctor wrote out, we dress him so he with the screams "ura HDTV!" ran out to the street to play ))))
p_AV_el> I understood what struck me in your phrase - you have two comp and PS3 at home, your small knows what HDTV is, but fucking it is ON THE STREET!!! Playing with 8-)
Marya: eat these soft French breads and drink tea.
TIGRO: Zohabaw the Ezzo of those Azcan Albanian crabs, and drink the Yad.
The girl from the corporation came home, in the ass:
I was drinking?
See also: Drill
Hi, tell me what to do, I've lost the sound somewhere
SOPORT - Look in the room he could not go far.
The Land:
I have no mood to talk about aristocratic fucking, I digest the breadth!
History and futurology are colorless:
The past is dark, the future is bright.
Translation from French.
This story happened on a British Airways flight from Johannesburg
South to London.
A white woman, apparently about fifty years old, sits next to a black man
The man. It can be seen with the naked eye that it irritates her, and in the end,
She is no longer able to endure this terrible torment, she causes the stewardess.
Is there something wrong, Madame? Ask the stewardess.
Do you not see it yourself? A woman is surprised. You put me in.
Next to the black... I can’t endure a single second at all.
Next to one of those wilds. Give me another place.
“Calm down, please,” said the stewardess, “almost all the places.
I’m busy on this flight, but I’ll see what I can do.
Then she goes away and, coming back in a few minutes, says
The Lady:
- Madam, as I assumed, in the economic class of free places
No is. I also spoke with the captain, and there are no business class seats either.
There is one free place in the first class.
And even before the lady has time to say a word, stewardess.
and continues:
Strictly speaking, this is completely contrary to the rules of our airline.
Transferring people from the economic class to the first class. However, considering
the situation, the captain thinks it would be too scandalous to force
to be close to such an unpleasant person, and
To the black passenger, the stewardess adds:
“So sir, if you want, take your luggage and I’ll take you to the
The chair in the first class.
It is said that all the passengers who watched the scene stood up from their seats.
They flocked...
Santa takes letters from children, unpacking, reading about
and themselves:
“Hello, Santa Claus, a beard from...” This I’ve read that there’s more...
“You brought us gifts, PI...” No, I read this too.
“Hello, Santa Claus, Peter Dima has written to you for 5 years. Grandfather
Frost, please don’t pack this letter back and read it until you get it.
The best thing is to read it not once, but twice. Santa Claus is
It’s not spam, it’s a real way to make money.”
I fucking...
I sit with my friends in the company of two prostitutes.
We sit and talk...
It’s great, I don’t understand one thing.
We took them...
>>Today I learned what to write on a thousand "x@y" ultraviolet paint and give it to the bank is a bad idea...
A classmate writes to me.
She is:
I walked in the street yesterday)) I was frozen, as strange as I was.
I am :
You’re still in the bikini.)
She is:
Yesterday I passed by the cleaning room.... my coat is completely dirty. I asked if they would clean up. Well they said. What yes. I took it off and gave it to them. I go out and understand the stupidity of my deed)))
She is:
I immediately recalled their surprised eyes, red and running into the car.
She is:
I’ll go pick up tomorrow. I will wear a spring jacket.
She is:
The shortest surprise is a fool’s friend)))
She: Hi
He: Good night
What is so rude?
xxx: Historical article on the houses of St. Petersburg: "Building of the Geological Committee (VSEGEI)" [...] "Since 1939 the All-Union Geological Institute (VSEGEI) has been working here. Now it is called the All-Russian Geological Scientific Research Institute...” This is how EVERYTHING is smoothly transformed into EVERYTHING :-D
by Diexa
In the Chinese city of Xashi there is a wall of wishes, there you can grab a note
engineer
I doubt they will all die.
<NeuS> I am sick. I tried it all, can you advise? An exotic thread
<alex1> tried in the anus eucalyptus?
<NeuS> What is it?
<alex1> to grind!!!! A bath with eucalyptus.
Rita is bleak.
Rita: Mom again on TV "HUY" wrote
It is to wipe out the dust.