Alone is
I am an antiphotogenic.
In the mirror like a ninja, and immediately in the place you take a picture and fu fu fu fu fu.

Natalia
The problem of the 21st century.
You need a PrntScrn button on the mirror

BOSS: and I am now sitting, in the wiki I read articles about sunscreen
Boss: I’ve learned a lot of new things. Sometimes, for example, the nursery nurses capture hamsters and live there instead of them.
BOSS: Here’s the slang: you’re a slang, you’ve digged yourself a hole. And here comes a hamster, shells you up and lives there instead of you.

<xxx> I'm going home, and I'm going to meet 2 gopars
<xxx> they ask for a mobile phone, I don’t say money. What about "What about"
<xxx> I am in shock

I see, there is no respect for classical sex here!!! to

Is this xxx with a wing?! to

Comment on the news that the government will freeze prices for hotels in Sochi during the Olympics: "The Olympic team of Armenia will stop in Sochi with their relatives."

I have nothing to hide, I sleep with my camera.
Oh, and she has pictures of you.

After watching the video taken at the opening of the holiday season with parents.
You are a man and you like female breasts.
Wife: It is understandable.
Wife: And that is normal.
Wife : But!
Wife: If you don’t know the circumstances in which you were shooting, you might think that you had the goal of shooting my breasts. And not just the beds!
Wife: For 32 minutes almost uninterrupted – breasts, in different angles and lighting conditions. Well, at least not naked, but twice dressed in another shirt.
Wife: Three times my face has shattered, one time my parents’ faces, and it seems that twice my beds.
Wife: Oh, sorry, and about a minute - a helicopter flying over the site.
My wife is a maniac.
How can I show that to my mom?

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I went to roast chicken.
I'll be back in 20 minutes
See also: aa
Tagged: let me
Hello to the chicken.

Don’t look for a black cat in a dark room at night. Especially if she is not there.
by Confucius
Don’t look for a black Doberman in a guarded warehouse at night. Especially if he is there.
(The wisdom of the people)

Do not be lazy to copy the anecdote completely, comrades! :D

You realize that your village is really small - when you start
Meet the girls for the second time!! to

A really small village is when you don’t need to meet at all, because you know ALL the girls from kindergarten when you joke with them on neighboring pots. Significantly simplifies.

XXX is:
Hm The wallet was found.

YYY :
Their own?)

XXX is:
No is. with money

xx: got the pigeons on the neighboring balcony, wire and wire. I will go chase.
xx: stumbled, came to the balcony, walked with his hands, threw stones from pots with flowers (falled almost every time!) - pigeons with poherfeys sit and occasionally take off and again sit on the carnise back. Go ahead, the shit.
But the table will appear to me in the window with a wreath!! to
xx: even the birds who were sitting on the trees opposite.
I think I’ve discovered some secret of the world.

In Krasnoyarsk, on the wave of protests against the construction of a ferrosleevy plant, stickers "I against the ferrosleevy plant in Krasnoyarsk" are widespread.
Before yesterday in one apparently official institution on the wall saw a sticker: "I am against the factory of AutovAZ in Togliatti."

The Russian online community dedicated to Mazda cars.
Results of the survey on the main page.

Do you like Mazda cars?
Likes - 2 (66,67%)
I do not like it (0%)

Total of votes: 3

Why did the third vote? O_O

xxx: If you consider this discussion to be a measure of scribes, I am forced to upset you. I didn’t even notice yours, and I didn’t get mys yet.

XHHH: I am cutting the walls
YYY: And how are they?
xxx is against
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Or is there?
xxx: there is a cloth
XXX: And I am all in it.
YYY: You are glued. They also have spring.

The eighty-six-year-old prostitute, inspired by the example of Michael Schumacher, again went on the track...

Hope: I am a superwoman! I cleaned the toilet and changed the roof. Now I have to explain somehow to my husband that I am alone, and I have no lover.

There are only two states in the country: the Vatican and Moscow.

The xxx:
Sometimes it seems to me that all these companies have caught up with iPhones in popularity thanks to the pagans, for the most part.
YYYY :
Where did they catch the iPhones by popularity? Samsung still instead of sales statistics shows statistics of phone shipments to resellers
The xxx:
God, I’m talking about some Asians, and you’re all about shipping to resellers.

From Habr.