A girl told us. I was in Austria and smoked at the hotel one day. A man approaches her and says something in German, she says to him: don't understand, English please. He nodded, showing gestures: Give me a cigarette. She herself mourns, blasphemes about herself, pulls out a cigarette, stretches it, he joyfully asks her: Oh, do you speak Russian? He was a Chechen. Imho, meeting a Chechen on an Austrian street is even cooler than Zen.

XXX I want and can't come up with a text under an embiantic melody.
xxx in the head only singing "fuck a horse" in different ways.

Is it no longer fashionable to wish for a quiet night? And if you care about my well-being, then I am still the same, half-blind, half-deaf, without a voice, with a terrible cough. A peaceful night!
He: I’m confused... write – you won’t see. Calling you will not hear. You will be silent on the phone.)

by this:

This (or this one)

I understand that I look disrespectful, but what if the seller came to the store to buy bread and asked me: do you have a half?)))) andquot;

Hm If the seller came to the store to buy bread, why did she ask you how much bread you need?
And if you came to the store for bread - then why did you not read in the textbook of the Russian language, how to properly use the implicit movements?

And most importantly:
Half of the bread is purchased not because a full bowl is lacking, but so that it does not spoil... (bought half, ate in a day or two, bought bread again).
and your K.O.

I am currently on TV "O.S.P. Retrospective. The study" of 2003 and thought:
When the internet was slow and the TV was still interesting... =)))

by Habr
XXX: Here is another spring breakthrough statement by Samsung. Superaccumulators were there, super-flexible screens were there, and the super graphene was there.
YYY: And then all of this will be combined, and there will be a super-gex S6. Or the S7.
zzz: And then Apple will come and file a lawsuit for using the “high-tech” slide to unlock. This is not graphene, you should have thought about it.

From the architectural agency:

I work as an architect. In the process of designing the plant due to the close location of the letters 'h' and 'z' on the key instead of the "entry-port for staff" wrote the "entry-port for staff". All this was printed on 5 copies of working documentation, signed by the chief architect, then the chief engineer, approved by the customer and passed the state examination. What if no one is against it?? to

The car is the second place for sex after the bedroom. Have you ever thought about it?)

YYY: It’s more with TAZoochers.))) I have a lot more sex before the compact than with the car)
YYY: I am about work!

If you’re bitten, don’t rush to get upset. They may still sink.

I interview a job applicant. A man, a grown-up man...
Standard questions - where they previously worked - on an indusine farm, he says... yes, he says and still works there... I ask - why you want to leave, what doesn't suit me - stumbled, embarrassed, but decided to admit - yes, he says, honestly, indusins from childhood I fear terribly... I say - but they don't spend there freely, they probably sit there in cages... Yes, he says, in cages, of course... But there are 100,000 of them...

American homosexuals refuse to drink Russian vodka, because after it pulls on babies.

Russia is the lighthouse of freedom of speech

D. Kyselev, interview with the newspaper "Izvestia"

XXX: Sitting on the Physics Forum
YYY: And the CHO?
XXX:comes girl with nick "beautiful"
XXX: begins to sneeze to help her change the poles of the magnet.
YYY: The heart of the beauty is inclined to betray and change the poles of the magnet!!)))

select a column of a certain height by the catalog of iron concrete products. People are lazy in listing catalogues. One girl studies the catalog for a long time, then asks, "There are many columns of this height, which one to take?" She says she can’t choose, help me.
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Dear lady, I would be confused too. I'm not a builder - a radio engineer, but I suspect that the columns are picked not only by height... What are the environmental conditions? Will there be vibrations and strikes? What is the expected service life of the building? It just came to mind. So you can even smell the column on the construction, you can even try the tooth.

The insulted man:

And if I was a smart teacher, I would get stuck to the question and awaken the students to the imagination, creative thinking, enthusiasm... So what? I joke stupidly and stupidly.
What to expect from students?

She is a smart teacher, does not throw pearls in front of pigs, especially for such a salary.

Damn you, not the teacher, to chase such a bad butt should be for professional inappropriacy. Keep your personal attitude toward the students, as it is appropriate for at least any civilized person. I came to work - work, the salary is not satisfying - look for another. And you do not need your personal service to anyone, and especially do not have to shake your fingers here. Calling students pigs, you seem to have no idea even of elementary education.

Total Recall is:

You won’t believe, poor man, deprived of childhood: we were fed greatly, but to bite a swollen kidney from a branch of lip in the spring or to chew a honeyflower of yellow akacia in the summer is nothing comparable pleasure, harder than any candy. Other herbs were somewhat edible, "chicken or chicken", "bars"; I don’t even know how they are called correctly. Even smaller, with a figure size, green apples and pears from the abandoned garden (this is despite the fact that their apples are about to grow on their landscape, and they can be eaten from the pulp). Even the shoulder of the young peanut from his country and his young shoots; the only thing that my mother forbade is to crack peanut buds, or then I will remain without the peanut; planted it clean for me, so that the baby would have something to pasture.

This is very important....

It was the first bowl, he took it :)

And also - young shoots of Sakhalin greyhound :)
And young seedlings of cereals - chickpeas, timophene - sweet such, yes :)
And the nectar from the flowers of Kizilnik was pressed out :)

Something is not in the jerk - it is a matter of feeling - spring, summer, childhood... ;)

She: not sad, but... something will not grow)))

Why do I have breasts? :)

My body also decided so.

The number of piddars in the country is more than the number of homosexuals.

The Osteopath:

Impressions of today. The practical activity. Gave students the task: to pick up a column of a certain height from the catalog of iron concrete products. People are lazy in listing catalogues. One girl studies the catalog for a long time, then asks, "There are many columns of this height, which one to take?" She says she can’t choose, help me. I look at her, and the girl at the parade, makeup, hair, all that. I say:"Well you are somehow choosing for yourself by AVON catalogues, Oriflame there, well and here the same", which she stated:" THERE YOU CAN LOST THERE AND MOVE!" After that I only had to offer her to go to the building and smell the iron concrete columns there.

And if I was a smart teacher, I would get stuck to the question and awaken the students to the imagination, creative thinking, enthusiasm... So what? I joke stupidly and stupidly.
What to expect from students?

Darth Vader was not allowed to vote...Who to vote for now? and :(

There is only one thing left to do: come and write it up on your own. A broken bulletin. But Darth Vader has more than two-thirds of the votes on internet voting, and competitors do not even pass the five-percent barrier. I wonder what will happen with so many broken ballots?