I go to yoga means....Today we sit in the posture of the letter "zju", legs up....We do not breathe...and here is a woman, such...And in Ashan, the strawberries are 66 rubles...I was so rotting, but no one understood me, he was crushed as a crumbling)) Blind everything is clear, but not the situation to report this...

Hello from Peter:

And why do you call it Greek?? to

We also call the chicken chicken.

Now we know what Sauron was actually called - Vasgen

Diamonds of Flowers? The iPhone? The car? How can you now impress your girlfriend after that guy stole an airplane for his butt?

I was going to cook for dinner and then I changed my mind. Now because of you I stand and boil. by night.
Do not sleep and eat all night, you fools.

The taste of berries:
Bring to his wife a flash with the film "Survivor", looks at the tablet.
“You don’t drive me such horror films anymore, I’m afraid to watch them.
What to bring you?
Something about vampires.
They are horrible too.
I don’t believe it, I am having fun.

There is an order to take 1-2 students to practice from your universe. I fell alone. Then it fell on your group again. He asked Loh the number from 1 to 22 - 13. Here you are here.)
...
So they would tell the person without admission to the HT that you and your life were examined under a microscope up to the seventh knee, and that they know about it because they are the subjects of admission to the HT, that in itself this information is the HT and is protected by law.

My son doesn’t like tomatoes. Initially Well he doesn’t love and doesn’t like that I’ll be in him forcibly?
My mother, when she learned about this, shouted, “How does he not like tomatoes?” They are so useful!!and "
It turned out that the child lived for a long time with my grandmother, and then she proudly told me, say, and tomatoes he is now eating like sweet!
The child has returned home. I'm trying to give him a tomato salad - I think, once he eats, then I've tried and all that. What he reproached me:
“Mommy, I can’t tolerate tomatoes, you forgot?
Your grandmother has eaten them.
That’s because she got me!! to

Now the attention, the question. And fed...?

Anonymous, we know you! This is the same mommy, who injected into the schoolchild and the one-year-old son a dull soup, not wanting the daughter to believe a word that it is shit, and then, full of mocking the children, tried the spoon herself and, swallowing off, poured the shit into the toilet! I even painted a picture of you!

The audience is small, we sit with a girlfriend in the first row until the couple started, I educate her about fickbook, I try to convince her that there is not only "all kinds of stuff", but also normal work.
I: Here, for example, L**********r, good fantasy writes. One disadvantage – there has been no sale since the summer.
And then suddenly it came out (!) It is hard to breathe: I will write a dissertation - you will have a continuation...

here here :

Diamonds of Flowers? The iPhone? The car? How can you now impress your girlfriend after that guy stole an airplane for his butt?

Washing dishes after dinner?
No need for aircraft.

And here I was covered: I have been a diabetic since childhood. I follow a very strict diet. I usually don’t explain anything to anyone, I just don’t eat everything. However, in the guests is often some good soul, who "exactly knows" that this chocolate cake is not harmful, and even useful and in general diabetes is treated with herbs, they will now tell me how.

To refuse, fucking ignorant. And trying to feed a diabetic cake polite, right?! to

There must be a doctor at the table to prove that alcohol is beneficial.
Not in small doses.

And why has no one ever remembered the bearded joke about the cat in the dispute about the ham?! to
I am correcting the error, is it still a humorous resource?

The owner started feeding the cat. The cat goes to the bowl:
Fu, the grey!
On the second day, he said, “Fu, once again a strawberry!”
On the third day: - Fu, again the strawberry!
A week later, wow! The Greek!! to

In Soviet times, even under Stalin, the Great Soviet Encyclopedia was published (such a paper pre-internet Wikipedia, if anyone does not know). And there was in this BSE article about some Berry L.P.
Then there was the exposure of the cult and all that. After that, all subscribers of the encyclopedia were sent (publishing) scissors and a new page. It was necessary to carefully cut off with scissors the page on which there was an article about Beria and paste there another page where this article was replaced with some other.
I actually do what. After the current authorities are drawing up with Lurk, comparisons from the past are involuntarily made. If the current censors were in power then, they would probably have seized and burned all the volumes of BSE because of one article.

God created mankind as two-sex and all-eating.
Fiva: So are gay people, vegetarians and other perverse people against God?

<Senna> I looked here in a stumbling on the advertisement of the woodcut simulator, remembered the simulator of the driver, car mechanic, cleaner
<Senna> and invented a new game
<Senna> programming simulator in C++
<Senna> first level - hello world
<Senna> the hundredth - simulator of programmer on C++

If in Russia they begin to talk about patriotism, know: somewhere something was stolen.
© Mikhail Evgrafovich Saltikov-Šedrin

XXX: wargameing padaras, pay little and before we worked with them, now we try to forget how a terrible dream
YYY: :) That is, with a large increase on the armor of one of the tanks, you can see the word "piddars"?
XXX: with a sufficiently large increase, the entire armor consists of small multi-colored inscriptions "pidarasa"

I said that the cock and the glass are homeomorphic, even tried to give a popular explanation of homeomorphism on the fingers – figuratively, of course.

In the cock there is a penetrating hole from the clove to the ass. There is no hole in the glass. You are like a cup from a cock.

A bomber with a shotgun, a cop with a tail, a knight with a spade, a retired man with a nun-chak... I’m not quite sure who is a fictional character and who is a real hero.