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[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №1916
 22.02.2008
eidoss : The Knight (Simple) The Knight
Ch00k : лыцар - it is in Ukrainian
eidoss: This is an outdated popular name
eidoss: Where do you think the Ukrainian language came from?
This is a beta version of Russian.
You are the beta version!
Ch00k : although... according to your words it turns out that the Ukrainian appeared earlier
eidoss: No, the Russian-alpha first appeared, but it didn’t like anyone and is now preserved only in old books. It was then upgraded to beta. Beta also did not invite and eventually a release appeared. This is what we are using now. But since the rights to it are in Russia, the rest have to use what is not protected by copyright.
You invented the pipes!! to
eidoss: Here the Ukrainians took the technological beta
eidoss : A Belarusian - beta release candidate

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №1915
 22.02.2008
Kakashi: and I love carrots in Korean... such to eat and ohuel...

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №1914
 22.02.2008
As a true master of treasure, Lucio Fulci knew that the number and length of the scenes with the Zombies directly depend on the number and length of the scenes with the Zombies. They didn’t need exploding helicopters.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №1913
 22.02.2008
Women love gold, except for silence.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №1912
 22.02.2008
The difficult female part



Per the shortest and most tangible definition of female fate I’ve ever heard.

from his niece. Sitting at the table, of course.

with us. And here is Mommy, after a couple of glasses of wine seriously worried

The future of a born child, asks, “Aniya, and when you grow up, what will you do?”

Do you want to be?” What this eight-year-old miracle, bursting, gives out:

“What are you, Mom! I will go to school, go to school, get married.

There are two, and she is pregnant.



The philosophers smoke in the side.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №1911
 22.02.2008
If your right hand touches the face of a beautiful brunette, your left hand

beautiful shirt, and your face drowns in the bust of a charming blonde -

That doesn’t mean you’re in heaven. You are really cool.

Luckily in the metro at the peak hour.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №1910
 22.02.2008
It fell well on the heels, the back now hurts.
Everything will survive before the wedding.)
The main thing is not to get into the army =D

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №1909
 22.02.2008
"YasnoSolnishko: It is a pity! It’s a pity that Allen Carr died without the time to write the book "The Easy Way to Quit WOW"".

Probably he immediately showed this easy way.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №1908
 22.02.2008
1 I did not think what "work" = "read to" but not at home...
2 of AGA. They give money and eat for free. GAD

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №1907
 22.02.2008
X is
The rule of crossing the road, first look to the left, go to the middle and look to the right, has long been out of effect.
Look to the left, then look to the right if there is any muddle at the meeting, go to the middle of the road, look not to the left, suddenly this muddle is already on the other side... then cross!!! to

The player
And right if it is not carried, suddenly this muddle is eating on its strip?

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №1906
 22.02.2008
I think Putin, when he looks at the news, is crying for his greatness and the need to abandon his beloved people.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №1905
 22.02.2008
Fuck, Michael is a fool!
WOW: What is that?
When we were sitting with me and everyone had already eaten in the bowl, he, as usual, wanted to drink more. No one agreed. So this fool with my dog started drinking! He poured her beer into a bowl, choked with a bowl. The dog drinks from a bowl, and this fool from a bottle.
Did he have sex with her? and :)
HH: It could well be :)

Drc(c)

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №1904
 22.02.2008
by 111:
I remembered
I dreamed yesterday or yesterday.
about how I some girl in the ass kicked the USB 1-2 and the computer said "found an unknown device"

by 222:
I like dreamed that I am falling from a high height but I am not afraid because I have a hat that compresses me in MP3 format.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №1903
 22.02.2008
1st
I will receive a gift or buy for a cheap poster - (not roast) - Dime Bilan! Very much needed! Please write here! and :)

2 is
Woody doesn’t need a poster, but a doll!!! It doesn’t break the mask :(

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №1902
 22.02.2008
What is the difference between an indigenous Moscovite and a non-indigenous Moscovite? The fact that the native looks out the window in the subway and understands where he is going!

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №1901
 22.02.2008
Night after February 14th:
and Hegemon:
Remember you said.
and Hegemon:
What is interesting to know, but where is the one with whom I am destined to be, what is she doing now?
:[My$+3xX]
Aha
and Hegemon:
Maybe she’s fucking now.
and Hegemon:
:D
and Hegemon:
Excuse the other.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №1900
 22.02.2008
Today I was on the MPL, late, around midnight. The incident occurred in the second wagon from the head. They stood up in the tunnel in front of Nevsky and stood for two minutes.
Some drunk m##ak got up and went to the button "Passenger machinery".

But not! He did not reach her! The car was almost empty - the man stood his feet on an empty lacquer, pushed his head into the open fork and screamed to the side of the cabin: "Hear, p##r!!! I want to go home, B##!I’m looking around. The passengers are first confused, then chicked.

The mechanic replies in the salon: "Don’t worry, we’ll go now!"

Passengers in Dawn. The Finish.

by metro.nwd.ru

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №1899
 22.02.2008
Inscription on the female dormitory:
Check out: There are no girls.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №1898
 22.02.2008
Not every girl decides to break up with her boyfriend before her birthday.
He: But you are special.
It is: 100%
She: he said so..."I had different ones, but such fucking ones never did" :-D

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №1897
 22.02.2008
by BIM:
Do you know why clothes are always in the laundry?

The Keymaster:
I know. Previously, when there were activator machines, the screw grabbed a piece.
He broke her into the shells. Now this is not the case, but the underwear is afraid and, according to the old memory, sinking into the underwear.

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