Larik: grid for 15 comps
There is no server.
Larik: There is no router
Glendor: populated by viruses

You are a stupid degenerate, what are you doing?
YYY: More than anything else, I am a lady
XXX: Sorry I didn’t know. I corrected
You are a stupid degenerate, what are you doing?

Arvid: I was looking for you 5m thick wire on clamps... Found an aluminum clamp in 20m + copper clamp, steel clamp
Yes, knowing what kind of plushkin you are...
Arvid: You know... After examining my wealth, I decided that it was enough to collect an ionic bowler. Not only on the structural part, but also on the filling - some of the pribadabas have never been identified.
Arvid: I have a question to you about this.
Irvik: What is it?
Arvid: You don’t need an ionic bowler accidentally?

xxx: Well, what does the marriage of the British monarch have to do with the harsh Russian reality? And why about the fact that the country has held elections, I learn from an unobtrusive note in some network news agency, and about the fact that some chicken has been sitting for 3 dozen years on the road, in the end "catch the bird of happiness for the yates", and yet in a distant bondage, it lays in my eyes and ears from all sides?
YYY: Because the results of the elections in Russia are not news.

A bear walked through the forest, saw the car burn, sat in it and remained as ash.
On your lips, it was a flame in your eyes, in your hands a breath of wind.

Astrologers have announced a week of William and Kate Middleton.
The number of girls who dream of marrying princes has tripled.

Today came the freezer of the balcony, who drank enough, asked me and my girlfriend - who of us Vladislav?! Is it normal? )

My wife freezes the refrigerator. He finds something black and red in a three-litre bowl. I ask what it is. What she says "I don’t know, but with that I’ll make a cake". I adore her.

by Hotroad:
I am sick!

The RD:
But not me?

by Hotroad:
not you

The RD:
I like it.

Skill does not come with age, but with experience.

Hour of Pick. Terrible weather, snow falls, traffic jams, at the stops, the routes have nowhere to climb. Our route of battle. Despite this, the driver is in a good mood, benevolent, correctly calls each stop, but there are no exits and we are quite actively moving forward.
A man with a girl in the back seat. The driver calls the stop, the girl screams - we go out! The car is embedded in the row for parking, the driver with great difficulty finds a place to stop, stops, asks who wanted to get out? After the pause, the girl claims that she made a mistake with stopping. The route, cramped by buses barely breaking through the road, spent ten minutes of precious morning time. The people stumbled. The couple laughed.
At the next stop, the situation repeats. The girl says she was joking. The couple twists with laughter, passengers are outraged - everyone to work, the driver tactically silences.
Through the stop, the hookouts get caught up for what to go out. The girl asks to stop. The driver announces a stop, slightly slows. And when a guy and a girl start to get up from their seats, touch and comment - I joke!
A pair with open mouths sits under the rust and hand-blowing of passengers. They were released at the stop. The girl offered not to pay, but the guy decided not to risk when he stumbled upon the disapproving eyes of the men sitting at the exit.

I don’t understand why you all don’t understand why gas prices are rising.
This is elementary:
1st When oil prices rise, the pen is clear, since gasoline is made from oil, then gasoline prices should rise.
2nd When oil prices fall, oil owners have to raise gasoline prices to compensate for falling oil prices.
Three When oil prices are stable, gasoline prices rise because of inflation.
Who is not clear here?

Tell me, doctor, that’s okay: all girls like the vampire Edward of Sumerec, and I’m drawn from Sheldon of The Big Bang Theory.

It is just wonderful! We are at least two ?

> William Arthur Philip Louis Mountbatten-Windsor invited 5 (five) former sludges to the landfill.
and gt;
Catherine Elizabeth Middleton has invited two (two) ex-boyfriends to the wedding.
and gt;
> All right now, there is nothing to worry about!!! to

They are members of my circle.
This is my member’s circle.
c) What a joke

The most unpleasant phrase I’ve heard in recent years has been "Hey! It is..."
From my hairdresser.

My friend was traveling to Israel. Two years of love by letter.
Because of my inspection, the Jews delayed the flight for half an hour.
We are :???? to
Everything is fine, I just went:
1 Two pairs of horns: deer and salmon,
Dried brass leaves (the knight has problems with the kidneys)
Dried mushrooms collected by myself. and otherwise)
Well, a couple of mom’s talisman and amulets...
She was almost divided, well, the Jews heard what was wrong, and this simple Russian bride is going on a first date... with horns already.

ColdBlood(21:41:55 30/04/2011)
If your friend’s head is cut off, you’ll run away screaming NO!!! to the head or to the body?

About the wedding photo of the British prince driving Aston Martin:

XXX: Ella or Ni Chi
Me too
He has cakes in pursuit.

yyy: he has an Aston Martin DB6 Mark 2 under his ass, and a princess on the passenger seat, so let him have some cockroaches on his pursuit...

and Sgt. Joker> ppc, watched the zombie. Why are advertisements so shit?
<mazahaka ©> maybe because of the baby?
and Sgt. Joker> five babies measure the pads, sing about their monthly and hell twist the ass of everyone in sight
<mazahaka ©> how can you trust a person who bleeds every month but does not die?
and Sgt. Joker> It seems we are rare chauvinist pigs, friend.
<mazahaka ©> yes, the main thing is that now no one knows about it, or we will be bitten :D

Whether Putin or Medvedev ignited: "We need to bring the scholarship to the subsistence minimum - 6000, that is, increase it by 2 times!"
I like their arithmetic 1000*2=6000