Children are frightened by uncles, uncles by children.

He hit his knee and asked his wife to draw a iodine grid.
It ended up with the fact that she wrote to me on the whole leg with the green "This is my husband, shit!", she said "For every case".

I decided to cook the eggs. Well I usually my eggs before cooking them. And then I thought that I would throw them in a boiler, and in boiling water the microbes would die. So he took the eggs and stood in front of a pot with boiling water and broke the eggs into the water. I do not know why I did this.

With Dirty:
Arcanacabana: I remember once helping a completely unfamiliar grandmother bring heavy bags to the apartment. She cried all the way and thanked me. And bitterly so. I still remember being uncomfortable.
Durokol: It was me. 1st semester of theatre.
pdp: yes, we didn't just give up in the first class, I don't even remember how in the bag was

xxx: In the area of Novogirevo, something is splashing, neighbors, you don’t know what’s burning there? The smoke of the black pillar rushes...
Zzzz: I have chosen Daddy

KVN (Pyatigorsk): Son of Elena Malysheva came to the morning in a trombus costume and stopped the chord.

I cooked the strawberries in the forest with a friend and his family. A son of a friend (6 years old) convinced to walk through the forest, "to play partisans". I took a toy machine with me for impressiveness. Let’s go, walk the trails. I explain that the partisans act secretly, mislead the enemy and discover themselves only at the last moment.

We are in a group of 7 to 8 people.
Uncle Lesh, pretend to be drunk!
I : Why?
Then they will take us for theirs!! to

Auditor

Dear advertisers, a little more and to your tanks residents of the resource will develop a persistent hostility.

Son, 4 years old Ptshoyanno looks at Dad chasing in WOT.
I follow him into the garden. The scene. All children play cars and dolls. My possessed of three tanks sits one on the side, and forwarding them and imitating the shots and the roar of the engines cries out: "Not broken, the goat is broken - movement is impossible, etc". At the side of the teacher stands and with a glance full of shock observes. I think it’s time to get tanks.

Is it dangerous in Ireland? They are fighting with someone. Well these. Start with D!
The Druids?
WOW, they are the same!

I finally understood how people appeared on earth. We were molecules that divided, divided, and then there were Jews who stopped sharing.

I watched a conversation between two grandmothers:
Here’s how many books Clava reads, not even watching TV.
You can see a sick person immediately.

The unwavering of the mind is one of the greatest treasures of wisdom.
Natasha: And the unwavering marasma is one of the strongest tools of stupidity! )))

Looking at our favorite on Sunday "Star Wars".
The IV episode.
The man shows the weaknesses of the star of death and gives out: "Help us!"
A few seconds of stumbling, I almost moved.
And then everyone began to break up. PL _ MACHINES, BLIN ><

From Zems

Alex, are you ever sleeping?
I shall sleep.
When are you sleeping?
Someday one day.

A friend drives cement in bags on his car to build his house. The Infiniti Q45.
It says that the delivery is expensive approximately 1000r\gasel. and 30 bags. He makes on his car with a 4.5-litre engine 5 runs spending on fuel 20 liters of approximately 600 rubles. and!!!! Going to wash the salon for cleaning - 1500 rubles.
How do these fools with such brilliant economic solutions make money on big houses and expensive cars???? to

21.04.2013 00:50 Bad in settings see
14.01.2013 00:51 Natasha, I don’t even know how to do it.
April 21, 2013 at 12:52 am See you?
Loša opens your eyes and project the retina of the eye that is in front of you

Moscow St. Southern 19 April 2013
I stood smoking on the balcony, on the street spring +23, a boy goes: shorts, t-shirts, shorts, fashionable eyewear - and here the bat glides on the ice. The milky spring.

The recursion...
I now ruthlessly mock my daughter for the mess in the kitchen and in the bathroom, and in my head unwittingly emerges, as our mother with me in the same expressions mocked my older sister for the same thing.
By the way, the older house is always clean and orderly, maybe my offspring will also work this code?

One of my acquaintances, working as an electrician, did not rely on one only.
visible gap and poster "Do not include, people are working!", and always disconnecting
Ruby, placed on his weekend clamps. Make sure that all three
The phases are closed...