of St Petersburg. The Realnet.
The internet broke. I call the technician.
Your computer works incorrectly. What operating system do you have?
and Gent.
Check the equipment now.

I bought a mirror. I look forward to cutting my lips with my ass and the desire to photograph myself in the mirror. In any case, don’t mention the scratch.

It seems to me that people are now reacting to the phrase "I don’t play tanks", as well as to "I don’t drink..."
Are you sick? O_O

My 17 year old friend wrote:
The uncomfortable moment when you ask your grandmother to buy a normal toothpaste, and she brings you "Doctor Rabbit".

From the news "Gay and lesbian have fired the head of Mozilla and the creator of JavaScript, Brendan Aike".
First comment: Here are the pimples.

The curious plan of the Americos is that after the victory of Darth Vader in the elections, the right to Ukraine will be transferred to “Lukasfilms”.

The ICC held a referendum. Two Russians voted against one (an American) in favour of joining Russia. RKS is the Russian space station. The American astronaut fears he will be left in orbit until 2020, until the United States builds its own spacecraft, so now he does not vote against the Russians.

Yyy: Russian passport will be issued to him with the next progress

I go with my wife on the road. It shakes like a terracotta. I see, the wife is shaking like it is incomprehensible, not so angry, not so laughing. I ask what happened? The answer is obvious. She said "the teeth are funny knocking on each other"... X_X

xxx: Are you registered on the website?
YYY: Hello to you! Yes is. Would you like to add me to friends? :D

to this:

The one who came up with the saying “When I eat, I’m deaf and dumb” obviously did not suspect that one day you could still be sitting on the phone while eating.

For the author of the quotation will be the discovery of the existence of paper books.

Looking at "Sherlock", he heard a painful dialogue:
"What is important here? It is asphalt"
"-No, it’s everywhere"...Lily!"
In Russia, the breakdown of the pattern awaited him.

Aceler: Let’s try to come up with an adequate translation into Russian of the term "crowdfunding".
Akifo is storage.

Alex37581: The most important question "and the economy in Russia is". I think there is nothing in Russia except pipes, fools, and bad roads!

by Flonic36
There are so many people like you...

That the cat sleep at night, rather than dealing with the bad oatmeal and the ragged top, the animal before going to bed should be fed (before this from the last feeding of the dish for food should be empty) and, most importantly, play with it for 10-20 minutes. Correctly "played" cat sleeps from 12 o'clock in the night to 8 o'clock in the morning, and also whistles on the alarm.
The method is tested on a dog of cats and does not work only when the owner is lazy cattle and lazy to observe the diet and play with the beast.
It is much more humane than roaring a cat, exposing it out of the bedroom at night and bringing the unhappy animal and yourself to the stress of the biorhythm mismatch.

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for half an hour + 15 minutes, each on his own

Victoria, 34, Weights: And I have a few lesbians writing already.
I: And who should write to you if you have a questionnaire that says "A woman is looking for a woman"? and :-)
Victoria, 34, Weights: Honestly, I didn’t even look at what was written there.

Listening at work.
What do you know about old age? I am still decoding the PC abbreviation as a Fire Crane, not a Personal Computer!

I bought a massager.
Yyy is a massager. It works according to the formula e = ms square. Removes extra kilograms while heating a small city

If you find a woman who is consistent, not inclined to slings and without complexes - then immediately get married to this man, you will not miss.

Now outside the house I saw: Aunt walks a dog, instead of a lead, she uses a red light of a laser indicator. They walk along the illuminated path, when the dog is distracted for a long time to the side, in the darkness, the aunt with a light pulls her back on the path. They go together again.

105 kilos and 180 heights. There is a beloved and mutually loving husband-beautiful, our marriage is jealous of all acquaintances. Women quietly lick their husbands, men try to figure out what my secret is and they also fall in love. Why is?
Because I am cooking. Because it is okay at home. Because there is a common view at the molecular level. Because the main principle of our family is you to me, and I to you more! Because small homework is perceived as: "I will do it! No, I!" Because we can’t imagine life without each other. Because it is bad sex. I don’t care about other men, but I look after myself. 13 years of marriage. I got married at 89 :)
All love and joy!