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[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №1876
 21.02.2008
medBrat (20:44:52 17/02/2008)
Shhas approaches me a young doctor with a picture of the skull there two sticks of the correct shape bigger and one smaller than the type that you think all in the projection of the brain, i.e. in the middle, just to the ear.Suk the tea lazer.I tell him that two large is a stitch of hair, and the little I don't know that such went with him to the grandmother whose pictures of the type that fucking - turned out piercing in the nose.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №1875
 21.02.2008
Grumpy
We have a stand in our department - on the stand of the photo of the Tu-154 crashed under Donetsk (already after the crash, i.e. the crash). dispersed on the square pieces of metal), and photos of the remains of the An-140, buried in Isfahan

Grumpy
What man came to the head to call this stand "Scientific work of our department" students"?? to

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №1874
 21.02.2008
My wife exploded my brain with the phrase:
Where is your favorite cottage?

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №1873
 21.02.2008
Xxx: fuck so I like to sit for the compop drunk as the first time
XXX is fun.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №1872
 21.02.2008
Dialogue with Mom.

Why did we call the cat so stupid?
You know what you call the ship, so it will float. We called her Beautiful, and everyone thinks she is.

I cried for two minutes.

“Mom, I should have been called "Married".

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №1871
 21.02.2008
ZigAnA: a friend is studying in medical, they have a fun announcement on February 14:" in honor of Valentine's Day, there will be a festive, indicative opening of brain injury" =))))))

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №1870
 21.02.2008
On the weekend, a father glued a photo of Nisan X-Trail into his wish album. Yesterday he struck him.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №1869
 21.02.2008
News on marketgid.com - "Estonian athlete 9 months did not notice her pregnancy"!!! Who has pressures?! to

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №1868
 21.02.2008
and ice:
In the new show "50 blondes" these same blondes will prove that they are not stupider than others... for this they will be divided into 7 groups and answer questions...

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №1867
 21.02.2008
at our fault in the box with the router, the UPS is installed so harshly that when the electricity is cut off, it feeds the entire entrance ^_^

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №1866
 21.02.2008
XXX: What are you doing?
YYY: I am working
XXX: What are you doing?
yyy: I am studying a training guide for support
XXX: What is the benefit?
YYY: The It Crowd

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №1865
 21.02.2008
Guest: So it turned out that today I cleaned my nose with my finger and something there seemed to be. My nails are not very long, but I have a little headache. Do you not think I could have damaged something in the head (for example, the brain)?
Doctor: Judging by the wording of your question, you’t get to the brain, because it’s difficult to get a finger through the nasal passages to an object the size of a walnut, securely hidden somewhere in the piercing area.
The Guest: Ham!
Guest quit from chat.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №1864
 21.02.2008
Well, it can only be in the Russian universe that the heat factory is not heated, the electricity is disconnected on the power factory, and the underground transition to the construction factory has been unbuilt for a year!

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №1863
 21.02.2008
He threw a tree. No one seemed to have noticed me.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №1862
 21.02.2008
Elktrick in battle. Worth a female object and in the hands of "Linux for the teasers", smiled, well, I think, a good devacha, even a place to give up. I get up, she sits down, I look inside the book, Tomik lies...Donzova and she begins to read it greedy!!! to
I’ve never seen such a divorce from Amina.
c) Fallen Angel

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №1861
 21.02.2008
How do I know if I voted or not?

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №1860
 21.02.2008
Recently, the correspondent interviewed a deputy from the Yanukov opposition.



What do you think about Ukraine’s accession to NATO? Not literally, but

close to the text)

We are against. Can you imagine the former Soviet Union?

The Republic of Bla Bla Bla. To let us... bla bla bla. to

Ukraine is bla bla bla.

But the journalist seemed to have a sense of humor.

What do you think of the North Atlantic Alliance?

This is a completely different matter! We have always supported cooperation with

Them!

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №1859
 21.02.2008
Afghanistan became the first country to recognize the independence of Kosovo.

The heroin manufacturer recognized the independence of the distributor.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №1858
 21.02.2008
I installed a fresh word. The helper is constantly interrupted. I hide. appear again. I hide, she goes out again. Now publishes: "You have hidden me several times in a row. Do you want to disconnect me altogether or hide it again?"Well, fuck, what am I playing with her in hiding?! to

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №1857
 21.02.2008
Ladies and gentlemen moderators!

You once happened this: you kiss a red girl, neck, shoulders, go down, chest stomach... gently remove the trousers... And there is a member!!! So, this feeling arises when you hit your next advertising link. Think of

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