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Fata1ex: Peter Ivanov was hospitalized due to a serotonin overdose. He scratched polyethylene with puppies during sex.
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I read the program of transmissions of the TNT channel on May 9. All day they show ‘Star Wars’ and this is their anniversary.
Those... the dudes. Interestingly, in the U.S., on Independence Day there are channels that show movies "Lenin in October", "Chapaev", "Liberation" and "Communist"?
You guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you have no conscience.
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To the dark side of hatred will lead you, young fellow!
to this:
Discrimination of Tea:
In response to this:
What about your reflexes?
YYY: great... one day he poured tea, burned himself with steam and reflectingly threw the cupboard out the window... O_o
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I am just going home, I hear the scream upstairs with the mates, I look upstairs, and I am flying into the tea...
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The master takes me to pour water, and I feel the smell of another cup of tea from him, well, I do it and boil.
And he looks at me in the window...
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It means putting me in the tea. They start to warm up, from such a dullness my drying dimmed... I woke up already in freedom...
Headlines of news:
In the United States, by tradition, the house was demolished at the wrong address.
The Russian desant ship, entering the port of Nikolaev with a friendly visit, overturned the Ukrainian boiler.
Who is better?
American sexologists have proven that the success of students and students’ exams directly depends on the sexual poses they enjoy! This especially applies to students. The most positive impact on the performance are poses:
"Grease" The girl stands on her knees and elbows, bending her head down. The partner comes in from behind. Thus, blood flowing to the head actively stimulates the areas of memory of information and neurons of the brain.
"The Wheel" The girl lies on her back, her legs are raised and they embrace the man for the back. The tension of the legs in the hip stimulates blood circulation in the shoulder belt and in the head.
of the news.
The “Blue Cage Society” and all the indifferent were knocking with cages on the bridge near the White House in protest against special signals. Around 50 people came to the Government House.
In front of the zoo intervened OMON. The participants went without posters and no slogans.
A formal reason was found – a poster with a political slogan was named a blue cane with the inscription “Yah migalko”. About ten people were arrested.
Lovely guys! We do not give up!
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I have a chest board that eats me =(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((())))))))))))))
The comic!! The comic!! I want to see it urgently!!! to
xxx: The same-group girls imposed a collective curse - "You will never see a girl topless." The witches. Give the Inquisition soap, I will complain to them.
Keep the soap of the Inquisition. You know how to play, right? He must be robbed.
News
On May holidays near the German town of Dillenberg came off the rails of a train carrying 106 Porsche cars. Some of them were directed to their customers, others to dealership centers. The total damage is estimated at more than 1 million euros. It is noted that no people were injured during the accident.
Anyway, it was our harsh partisans who let the German squadron with armoured vehicles under attack :D
And in our town, in my train, in the neighboring apartment, a man was found with a perforator in his ass.
XX: Do you want me to touch you?
Yyy: What did you do, forgive me? 0 0 0
xxx forgive me. It was ? ?
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You know, with all the merits of my husband, I offend him for not paying attention to my sexual needs :-)
Y Y Y Y
more delicate description of the concept of "deficiency" I have never met in my life
Putin was probably not taken to the zoo as a child. He is with a tiger, then with a bear, now leopards are coupling. They did not buy soldiers. He is on a submarine, he is flying. Now his circus is the cabinet of ministers.
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Explain to the fool, what is pepper? Atto my boyfriend, when he goes out of the shoe, constantly sings:
Clean, clean and programming
We washed up.
and all his pebbles.
There is no trace.
What is it?
From the pirate chat WoW (morning):
Q: Where are you in the retro paladins?! to
In the school they
We sell water filters. The tested Korean should have been replaced by a party of Chinese, the same type. Well, the leadership decided to find out how much the Chinese are worse. We tested the water after the Chinese filter, the Korean filter. And a bunch of water from under the crane. I sent it to the laboratory.
The Chinese wins the filters. And the most suitable for drinking was not filtered water from under the crane. Director in shock, manager in panic.
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The modern fighter: a man tormented by paid education and medicine, with a blue beak on his head and a Georgian ribbon on his neck, with two higher education and money, but lonely, his hands hanged with colorful bracelets, in his eyes hatred of power, in his ass a boring shit.
No one remembers that he is an admin anymore.
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Everyone was waiting when Walker fucked Alex.
Secret Materials: When Mulder Fucks Scally
When House Fucks Caddy
And only Moody in California is fucking everything that moves.
Who remembers the Heroes of Sword and Magic 3?So, Eyjafjallajökull is a wave of darkness...
<dema> Announcement of the
<dema> took the magnets and so beautifully glued the refrigerator
<dema> Now when I need - I rub the magnet, take the bill and go to the store - fill the refrigerator))
<Sir> and
<SerJ> Here are all people like people
<SerJ> money from the card is removed!
<SerJ> and you - from the refrigerator