I haven’t been drowning for two months.
Drake: Oh B
Dracula: Not for you
Number_pi: Nnu, you have to force yourself, man!

I can’t tolerate cute girls. Fuck you understand, it's she's so cute with you, because it's you, or it's just she's so cute with everyone, and you fool has already fallen in love.
(There is 3.14)

I hate people!
Did they fuck you and let you go?
She says: Yes no!
Didn’t they fuck you and let you go?

®ush (12:06:17)
The client is now reassured.

®ush (12:07:13)
Instructed his secretary to make a newsletter for 100,000 people) uncle - director of the network of payment terminals.
Did, fuck, the sender's phone number put the director's phone)))

The evil man (12:08:42)
They are...............

®ush (12:09:15)
The man at one point became megapopular ))))))))

Conversation with a potential customer (A):
D: Hello, can I hear Maxim?
Q: Where are you calling?
D: Tourist agency "Oregon tour"
At that end of the wire a wild hood...
K: "Orgin-tour", girl...But you are not the first in the spring you are wrong)))))Artmix

Snowfall in Irkutsk

xxx: On the West FM in the news said that in Irkutsk all the road equipment has been converted to summer rubber, so they are not on the roads of the city... They really have rubber for different seasons, who knows?
YYY: There are trucks.
zzz: Snow cleaning machine on a summer tire? It is cool! It is for us! and :)

Well, you know, there will be a child someday, he will need that and that.
M – Yes, I did not understand. The child is not even in the project, and he already dictates his conditions to me?! to

He: Where are you now?
A fool in the neighboring room.! to
He: And where am I then?
She is in the neighboring room.
We are in the same room, what?

This is fine, salespeople. The sellers at the box...
Yesterday the guy asks: ''two hundred rubles will be?' ''Not',I answer. Do you know what this picture gave? ' And what if I find it??' and'
I almost fell out if I suppressed the desire to request a complaint letter.

The commentary on MTV is burning. At the wedding broadcast Prince and Kate Middleton said that they say that the mother of the bride will come in a sky-blue dress. This, of course, symbolizes innocence, cleanliness and the air force.
o.o

xxx: Now on the radio, I was performing the song *ROFL* I slid under the table..........
XX: Words: "One day you will see,
The pocket dog.
Running on the slopes,
I will be..."
xxx: How can you sing that??????? to

Trapped in the elevator... first question: "Can we play hiding while we wait?"

Guy: Dooo, you would see my opponents on kick-boxing... direct a trembling desire to make a fight into a running competition xD

You can, I believe in you. And if you can’t, then tell the address at which are the males who hide you ;)

= is
MRsovert: Go to sleep, I created!
= is

Nowadays, you will not even find a decent person in prison.

“A different life, different morals, completely different times... Oh, other names...”

Returning from work in a city trolleybus, she witnessed the conversation of two girls, not much younger than me, but, as it turned out, grew up in a completely different reality. The speech filled with chewing gum, sorry for some tautology, was high. About the cinema. Very cute girls, well dressed. Well, a few stretching words, chewing gum. But I’m not Hank, why not! Who is not without sin. But from their dialogue, which was carried out loudly, with a look at the other passengers, who were supposed to be apparently permeated by the diverse development of the girls, to enlighten themselves, it became a little out of its own. In short, here it is, without exaggeration and exaggeration.
The first girl boasted of the second: "Let go, yesterday evening she decided to pull out the film Alice in Wonderland from the grid." Remember when we went to the cinema? In autumn or winter. I entered the search engine. I found.
put on jumping. And what you think, I’m opening means watching, and there’s not this movie. There (theatre pause) is a mouthpiece!”
The second, rounding the eyes: "And what Alice even cartoon removed! The class!”
The first: “Wait, it’s not all the rust yet. Many of us have been removed.”
The second: “A little bit. And how?”
The first: "Well, not counting the fact that our as always turned out to be dwarfs - nothing, you can see. When we go to the cinema, we go.”
The second: “What is wrong?”
The first: “Well, first of all, the cartoon is low-budget. It is immediately visible.
Second, someone with a sense of humor. And with songs. But they clearly exaggerated. Third, these idiots put him on the net. Give up! When will we finally learn how to make money? The multitude has not yet passed into the movie, the advertisement has not yet begun to spin, and in the grid this creation already exists, and not of cool quality. So they went even further in their dumbobism: they immediately removed the second part. She was thrown into the net too.”
Second: “And what else is the second part?”
The first: “Oh, about the mirror. Also nothing. But you know, if you are making a movie cartoon, even if the story is not overwhelmed. It didn’t even run around the movie. Everything is so caricatural and caricatural. And again, they heard the bell, they do not know where he was. They learned that in the West, another Alice is wanted to be removed and has gone to fantasize.
The second: “Well yes. They stupid. “How is the song?”
The first is “Yes, fun.”
The second: “Type like the “Rich” or worse?“...
The first (thinkingly): “Well, approximately like in the “Rich Men.” Only you know, well, and here in the lounge sat."
The second: “In the sense?”
The first: “Well, in the sense, our savings decided, I already said. There, along the way, all the songs are sung by one man. He sings, it is said loudly. Such a feeling that a bombardment of someone from the street was picked up, the words were given and he both managed and sang. Even by the voice can be heard that he is chubby, drunk and bumpy.

I could not contain further. I just opened my mouth, as a woman standing next to me, took my elbow and with horror in her voice asked, "But you understand what they are about? What a horror! Just don’t tell them anything. They will not understand. Only in a fight will be used... What a nightmare!”
It was just my stop. On the way home, I thought we were almost equals. But why did I, my friends, grow up on this cartoon. recounted
"Alisa", the songs of Vysotsky, and for this part of the youth it is
The unknown page. Moreover, they are ashamed not of their own stupidity (and they could look at the year of the cartoon release), but that "our people are not able to shoot or play".
I wanted to come home, smash the dust from the old player, put a record with "Alice" and correct the impression.

When will we finally have normal ministers?! to
- When all the relatives of the Minister of Health are sent to be treated
municipal hospital, and the Minister of Education will be forced to surrender the EGE...

Well, in sex, I am already quite experienced, but I have never learned how to understand men.

Spring has come, the girls in the group have become sharply more beautiful.

Come and come to me =)
You have everything at home today.
xxx: don’t let me go ?