from the conversation of a boy (p) and a girl (d)
Q: Are you at home?
D: not completely
Come to me tomorrow, I’ll be alone.
D: Oh, I'll just try to get out of the colony of the country regime for an approximate half of beds.

max-treamer: as my friend says - "I do not go to public (city, bus stations, etc.) Toilets because when you look at the toilet it seems that you are not drying it, but it is you!

All the Babies Hole
Tagged: stupid
HGH: Although...

Why is it not suitable for me?? to
He is smart and you are beautiful.
XXX: I can’t catch it? and :(
Who would argue?

When Luzhkov was removed, he joked that it was related to his ban on holding a gay parade, and now I am sure of it at all.

I looked at my younger sister (5-6 years old), who quietly played in the sandbox with other guys, and then he says to someone of them: "Let's bury something valuable...", well, I thought, the other children's toys are buried all)) how this miracle fits me gives out: "Rom, I need your phone for 1 minute" %)
He knows what is really valuable.

Okay, I still understood the BMW X3, but the gas plate "Gorina" killed me...

The unchanging attributes of the Cossacks were the sabre, pistols, sharovara, honor and courage, and the pipe. I wonder what they smoked? and ;)
WOW: How about what? The tobacco, of course.
The first mentions of Cossacks date from the end of the 15th century, and tobacco was brought to Europe only in the middle of the 16th century. But hemp has long been growing in the Ukrainian steppes.

It is not necessary to study the evolution of a person from textbooks...You can just look at photos from the Birthday from the end!!! to

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If my mom makes an asshole, I will have to change my phone number.
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and Olya! You are sitting in the classroom!! Live out and write a lecture!! Olya do not get distracted!! to
Whose heart is your heart that you fall in love with??? Who is he, give me his phone number! You should think about school, not about boys!! to
What kind of comment did I teach you like this??? I’ll take it out tonight!!! to
Do you crack your phone all day?! to

"The Investigative Committee proposes chemical castration of pedophiles"

The precise! Plant them in a pot with sulfuric acid!! to

In the head of some people there is a switch with two positions - off. and off.

The 23-year-old model from Voronezh, Vasilis Eminbayli, appealed to the police with a statement of theft. According to the girl, someone opened her car "Porsche Cayenne" with Voronezh numbers, and stole 82 thousand euros, 30 thousand dollars and 30 thousand rubles.

And I’m still worried about the Pioneer’s panel in the wristband...

Hero of Russia Ramzan Kadyrov has accused another Hero of Russia, Sulim Yamadayev, of involvement in the murder of his father, Hero of Russia Ahmad Kadyrov. As a result, Hero of Russia Sulim Yamadayev was killed in Dubai and on charges of his murder, the Dubai police announced an international search for another Hero of Russia Adam Delimhanov. The brother of the killed Hero of Russia, Ruslan Yamadayev, also Hero of Russia, was also killed in Moscow by other, yet not established Heroes of Russia.

In fact, I love heavy music...But sometimes you turn on something, and the head turns:"Lord, what a shit I’m listening to"... ><

Alex0525: Yesterday evening I went to Rochal.
Aleks0525: After Darskovskaya I hear two furs, negotiating with each other.
Aleks0525: Go to meet me: one to the other - look at the eye with the antenna,
Aleks0525: second in response - it is probably radio-controlled.
Alex0525: Guys, honest word, five minutes, my wife and I just cried from laughter

The contraindications to direct heart massage are: 1. Lack of head 2. Through the chest"

I remember in the universe they said, if you write a proga, compile, there are errors - correct, and if there is no mistake - look for a mistake and correct)))
Shit, it is so!

I recently went to the hospital, and on one of the shields with calls to quit smoking, I saw several signs by which you can recognize that your child is using drugs.
I don’t remember it all, but here are a few:
1) If your child begins to ask for money from you for external needs
Less interested in domestic problems
Communicate with your friends with encoded phrases
It violates the sleep regime.
Now imagine the following situation:
Mom passes by the door into your room and hears you cries:
Fireworks are blowing up the vault! I put the KC in the cast!
In response: BL*T DIMINISHING 8 seconds more! I give Kyle!
Following the phrase: well, the shit was under the colossus, where he bowed. and. and.
You go out of the room angrily and say, “Mamuel, give money to the time card.”
You get the answer yes / no and followed by the phrase of my mom: tomorrow we go to the market, your answer: hardly, in the middle of the night you need to get hungry, tomorrow the end of the season, in the afternoon I will go to sleep.

And you imagine,
While we were enjoying each other’s company yesterday,
There was a Rom in my interview.
Andrei: I don’t know what the wind brought him into the men’s questionnaires,
And I did not like it "" :(
I didn’t sleep at noon :(
The pillow was wet from tears.
Natalia :D :D :D