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[ + 25 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №126076
 29.03.2016
And my five copies:Here:Here:Here:Here:Here
Every time I put a pelvis on my head after I hang my washed clothes.
Katya is 26 years old.

Katy, let’s meet you, I am 30. and Sasha.

Three of them are there. Fede, 46 years old

Who do you like more, Katya or Sasha?

And suddenly that? O_O

Of course TAZ! Katyn basin is exactly what men like.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №126075
 29.03.2016
The cat agrees with the Ecclesiastes. The only reason for any event is time. And if a towel falls from the sky, then it is time for a towel. When that happens, it can be shaken again.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №126074
 29.03.2016
NATO: Use U2 to monitor Russia!

Bono: What else! We have nothing more to do!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №126073
 29.03.2016
We don’t have the sea, and when I got the word “dry cargo” somewhere, it always seemed like it was ships carrying dried fruit.

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №126072
 29.03.2016
Just for me, Ohrid and Umbra are fundamentally different things, like sausage and cream, and for them - "brown".

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №126071
 29.03.2016
XXX: Yesterday was the day.
XXX: The Cottage
2 garages per house
XXX: The cars are cool
XXX: The cameras
XXX: Who lives there?
YYYYYYYYYYYYY
yyy: Drug dealers, sutiners and ministers.
Yyy: I don’t know any legal ways to earn so much money.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №126070
 28.03.2016
Through his long and frequent visits to the only secret room on the floor, Harry Potter was quite angry with the whole community.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №126069
 28.03.2016
With respect to your BANTYC.

Vancouver, my dear! 😉

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №126068
 28.03.2016
We have a cultural city.
I wanted to buy tickets for the "Spring".
It turned out that I myself was a scapegoat. by Ebola.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №126067
 28.03.2016
Yury: Yesterday I read a book to Lydia and I stumbled upon the phrase "Alice was kidding".

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №126066
 28.03.2016
The forum. Topic from a sociologist student, 19 years old: "How do you think your children will want to have many children in the future?"
One of the answers:
My social question:
My daughter is 16 years old: I don’t want children. Well, or okay, let it be, only so that the husband raises. No, I will also be working with them, but I will devote my life to science.
My son is 11 years old: yes, I want a man 20. No, 20 is a lot, let 11 be. Or at least 7.
My son is 6 years old: will I have my children??? WOW!! to

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №126065
 28.03.2016
>>>1993 Dear applicants! You are looking for a job, so do at least the least possible to fit - create a resume, treat the employer respectfully (even if you write without mistakes, you are not in sixth grade)

Dear manager! What about the barrel in your eye? Start with yourself, learn to correctly write the word "search" in this context. In other words, you have to make sure that you are the "adminstrator".

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №126064
 28.03.2016
...with "Bars"...

This is the same thing as "Hello! I was "Russia-1"!"

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №126063
 28.03.2016
From here: here: here: here
Every time I put a pelvis on my head after I hang my washed clothes.
Katya is 26 years old.

Katy, let’s meet you, I am 30. and Sasha.

Three of them are there. Fede, 46 years old

Who do you like more, Katya or Sasha?

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №126062
 28.03.2016
YASCHER: Why are the strawberries called strawberries?
Chocolatapie: Well... Probably because they are sauce...
Yascher: That is, the first thing people think about before giving them a name is that they can be sucked? Just a primary application, right?
Chocolatapie: I do not know.
Yascher is OK. So why are glaciers called glaciers?
Chocolatapie: Well... They are like ice. KM to MDA.
People are illogical.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №126061
 28.03.2016
I don’t believe in horoscopes, but to get in touch with the Capricorn again...

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №126060
 28.03.2016
Tagged with: chaos
Written by the author (on recommendation): "I write children’s stories. Could you help with the editing and evaluate the action, plot, characters? Criticise if needed. Maybe we’ll fix it together".
I am glad!): "Oh yeah! I also write children’s stories. I will be very happy to help. Give me your story"
The author (seems to be putting off by my ZZ): "NOT! I am afraid of you! You write well and you will criticize me!!and "
Ic...

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №126059
 28.03.2016
Modern youth can’t walk.
Set up for work after universe - the youngest employee, the main people in the department over 40. And at the end of each week on our department walked the phrase: 'Friday-destroyer'. And I felt it all when I was invited to celebrate the end of the working week. Well, in the universe, we had the most difficult specialty and the most drinking group, so it wasn’t a problem for me.
But when I woke up on Saturday morning in the archive, and there were a few more people, and the memories of the adult aunts for 50 dancing at the table emerged, I realized: the modern youth does not know how to walk.)

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №126058
 28.03.2016
So here, then there began to notice in the girls things of the former, with which they recently broke up. There is a jacket, there are bottylons.

I thought, maybe I haven’t forgotten her yet, maybe it’s worth calling, reconciling...

But I didn’t have time, she called:

Have you ever heard that I was stolen? They took everything, even clothes and shoes.

He breathed with relief.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №126057
 28.03.2016
I bought my son a pillow with memory and cooling effect.
The eldest daughter came and decided to try to lie down, the son flew out of the corridor with a scream and almost with tears "Lisa! Get up from the pillow, she will remember you" roasted half an hour

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