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[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №12222
 06.11.2008
Fregat (16:08:44 3/11/2008)
You are so good :-*
Regent (16:09:29 3/11/2008)
I'm afraid to imagine who you wrote this and accidentally mistaken through the window :)

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №12221
 06.11.2008
rELH_Foxbat (03:55:25 2/11/2008)
My kung fu is better than your kung fu.

Organizm (03:55:52 2/11/2008)
My broom is better than your kung fu.

rELH_Foxbat (03:56:43 2/11/2008)
Roughly

Organizm (03:58:46 2/11/2008)
The great master, who has the technique of Razyashchev Loma and the founder of the school of the Stepping Excavator, does not have to be polite.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №12220
 06.11.2008
xxx (09:31:51 14/10/2008)
What do you
yyy (09:32:18 14/10/2008)
Stand up playing

xxx (09:37:08 14/10/2008)
Hm

yyy (09:37:16 14/10/2008)
Damn somewhat

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №12219
 06.11.2008
by 111
Damn... and in real...which SMS would scare you?? to

by 222:

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №12218
 06.11.2008
God is!! Tell everyone that there are signs of disturbance on the piano!! to

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №12217
 06.11.2008
Talk about the global financial crisis:

Find out which currency:
In principle, it can be the strongest.
2) And it is beneficial to him in any arrangement.

Ammunition for the 12th caliber. Not "magnum" - whatever to any trunk approached.

Stronger currencies are difficult to come up with under our conditions. In unfavorable conditions - you can think about the 9mm pair and other military samples of the most likely trunk in the district :-) All other types of currencies are either ruined when stored (batteries, for example :-) or subject to inflation :-)

The FVL (FVL)

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №12216
 06.11.2008
Sergey Vladimirovich says to me in the morning: "Tan, and I have more nails than you have."

"It’s good that I can’t measure anything anymore" – I thought...

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №12215
 06.11.2008
Discussion of Physics Tasks
...
Myth: And the window is also somewhat a lamp.
marg: ah, in the degree of logarithm of the window based on the light bulb ((%

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №12214
 06.11.2008
The Constant NUMBER_3 * / /
public static final int NUMBER_3 = 3;
The Constant NUMBER_4 * / /
public static final int NUMBER_4 = 4;
The Constant Number 5. * / /
public static final int NUMBER_5 = 5;
The Constant Number 6. * / /
public static final int NUMBER_6 = 6;
The Constant Number 6. * / /
public static final int NUMBER_7 = 7;

He promised to dismiss everyone for this.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №12213
 06.11.2008
Who wrote the shit about what would happen if the mirror was removed??? Fuck it off. Without the scanner now - and the glass broke and the lamp broke. Thank you, I will not try again.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №12212
 06.11.2008
WEll: Yes... so lazy to unconsciously try to turn the monitor to yourself with the mouse cursor...

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №12211
 06.11.2008
Pr0v (20:03:16 20/10/2008)
I was at work last night.

Pr0v (20:03:25 20/10/2008)
from Sunday to Saturday)

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №12210
 06.11.2008
We, the unemployed, must help each other. Otherwise, workers will come to power.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №12209
 06.11.2008

33833 (saved 2008-11-03 at 13:49)
I know! There is a world secret economic conspiracy! Between Venereologists and Toilet Manufacturers!
Because otherwise it is not possible to explain this crumbling design of thrusts, from which in the shit everything is wrapped and spread over the ass! And everyone has to come up with their own special tactics of Kakanya.

I can’t believe anyone likes this kind of stuff!! Where is the favorite, old, decades-tested Soviet design of toilets?! to

The fuck! It is (

Z is. Sorry it hurt.

The fuck! The fuck! The fuck!

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №12208
 06.11.2008
> is a gift! How is it?
< foil
> understand (

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №12207
 06.11.2008
It is about Halloween.

Limonade
I’m not going to celebrate this party for me.
[C] IFRA
To me too.
[C] IFRA
Half somehow
Limonade
Why should I celebrate someone else’s holiday?
Limonade
They don’t celebrate our fucking birds.
[C] IFRA
> our fucking birds
The Ukrainian said.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №12206
 06.11.2008
On the Dating Site:
I am Alexey 35/190/73/18, without phobias and complexes. I am looking for a woman for regular meetings. We will be together – your advice is like my thoughts. Write and call. I am tired of being alone.
yyy: Hi, Alexey, a woman of the same type 35/190/73/18 you are unlikely to find especially with 18

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №12205
 05.11.2008
The Urals:
What do you want to record on the disks?
by Velena:
Leave the porn ?
The Urals:
for everything? Exactly all?
by Velena:
Antivirus can also...
The Urals:
Contraception is fucking))

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №12204
 05.11.2008
33931 (saved 2008-11-03 at 19:34)
Well my girlfriend does hair removal all the time with this special Veet gel well type of hair and hair then fall off on its own... well she is using it on her intimate places too... so my hair also started to fall off in the palsy... but that’s not all... I recently saw my best friend’s hair also fell off... I start to suspect something.;...

M-m... it seems, since you are aware of Sani’s hair loss, you can also be suspected with him...

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №12203
 05.11.2008
Annie is :
One of me is pushing the table button in Word "Insert from the bottom"?

by Kerry:
There is still a button "Insert from above"

Annie is :
Do not dream! and r

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