Worked for a while "computer ambulance" - There WINDOS to put, the plug in the socket to turn off. The job is not very difficult, but a stable income.

The devil caught me walking on calls with his notebook on which Linux is. The people saw this miracle – I was interested, I put it to some, I explained how to work, people liked it, they told about it to their friends.

It’s been half a year – I don’t have clients anymore)))) Since they’re sitting on the luxury and they’re doing well....EPIC FAIL

I gave the cat a salty cheese. He smelled him, looked at me like an idiot and began to demonstratively bury him in the floor.

When I was a kid, I loved my mom and dad very much... then I realized there were girls... and then I realized there was money...

Begin with Hello, World! and :)
YYY: I never started learning programming languages with this...
XXX: How did you start?
yyy: "Hello, Daddy!"
YYY: It’s like life...

The hard Russian industry. From the technical task, the device must record data 10 seconds before the event occurs. They did it somehow!

The paper ended in the toilet. And the body will not wait, especially since the end of the working day is still a long way away. I had to buy in the kiosk something that could replace it – Paper Wipes. At first I was afraid that something was wrong. Then I read on the packaging and understood what it was about. Who knew they were with menthol? Oh... My ass was filled with freshness. I was uncomfortable walking. The AIS? Aaaahhhhhhhh!!!

Glevia: there is a slight cold in the air.

Naya.exe: trust, respect and mutual understanding in relationships
The main thing is not to take the computer long.

by 0000:
I don’t like movies where action is predictable.

by 0001:
It’s strange you’re watching porn.

From Twitter:

A friend on FB, a very British British commented on Mutko’s speech as follows: Ok, ok, we'll give you the World Cup. Just stop making those noises.

I showed my father my drawings:
How do you recognize animals?
This is a wolf, this is a fox.
And this?
This is a crazy fox :)
and almost. It is a full dog. and'

Yesterday evening I told my girlfriend that I wanted sex with three (I + girl and one more), she looked at me so thoughtfully and continued the conversation.
XHH: Today after work comes with some package, asked what was there - she said it was a surprise.
xxx: The floor of the first night, I wait for sex... The girl comes in and holds the rubber Zina in her hands.
There was a night of wild laughter... there was no sex :(

Das: Something I'm not at all about what cruisers are and why they're needed in this Potter. Explain in available language
by Nico-izo
Nico-izo: Well look at it
nico-izo: Volan de Mort is a fault-resistant cluster. It consists of 7 servers. Try to stumble it: no matter, stumbling, it will rise.
nico-izo: however, if we split each server separately, the root will remain defenseless, and it will simply be killed.
See also: O_O

You quickly change your attitude to the modern church, when you move to a new apartment, and the neighbor is from the bottom of the father... when you live in a 1-room with your wife and a year-old son, and he is one in a 3-child... when he regularly brings new idiots to himself on his skyline, and you can't fall asleep because of him...
Thank you for not defaming our faith.

Xy: Oh, Len, what a big cock you have! ... and Kadyk?! and Lena?? to

The cape! I have dreamed nothing tonight. In addition to the 404 number and signature - "sleep not found"

I lie with a girl on the bed, then she says to me, "You are a real macho - you have such a delicious smell of blackberry yogurt."

I want you, dear.
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If Pinocchio’s nose grew depending on how much he lied, then Buratino was originally conceived as a pitchball.

Talking to a friend (living in a neighboring entrance)
Q: Do you have something with the window to check out?
I can’t get sick.
Oh yeah, go here to go.
No, I am not very sick... no.
What kind of disease.
Fuck to fuck.