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[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №56932
 28.11.2011
Comments on Sexual Hygiene
XHH: It’s all right, but washing, unfortunately, is not always possible. But yes, of course yes.
Long live sex in nature, wild and beautiful!
zzz: "and sudden", added loos

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №56931
 28.11.2011
Prep has issued:
I was wrong. I thought I was wrong.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №56930
 28.11.2011
Have you started writing a book about psychology?
and no.
What are you waiting for?
A miracle?
Do you want me to give you my account?
This is a miracle 😉

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №56929
 28.11.2011
In the Russian house after the guests on the table remain either snacks or guests.

c) Sj

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №56928
 28.11.2011
When the current heir to the British crown, Prince Charles, studied in
In Cambridge, a bodyguard was with him at all classes. The Cambridge training system allowed the bodyguard to participate in discussions and discussions.
At the end of his studies, his teachers asked him to take exams. As a result, the bodyguard scored more than the prince himself and also received a diploma.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №56927
 28.11.2011
In the shop.
Do you have a figi filter?
Fuck, I took one for a test. It stands in the corner and is turned on once.
A week of shit!

[ + 68 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56926
 28.11.2011
I will go out and not vote for Edo. And you?
Do this, and go and put a barrel. You think you can’t change anything and why go if others don’t? No, I go and you go. Others will go. Wait four years later. From a compelling hamster, must become a demanding people!

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №56925
 28.11.2011
If the spot from the pomegranate juice is washed, it will first become blue, then green, and then not washed away at all.
XXX is fucking

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №56924
 28.11.2011
(21:13:05) Dasha: Question #63: The male sexual organ.
(21:13.07) *Joshua was banned (Reason: Matt)
(21:13:08) *gIANt was banned (Reason: Matt)
(21:13:08) beFirst: [eq
(21:13:09) *KillerVasya was banned (Reason: Matt)
(21:13:15) beFirst: Fuchs

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №56923
 28.11.2011
As my friend from the bear said: "Shaking is scary not only after purgen, but also during menstruation" =)

[ + 40 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56922
 28.11.2011
Who created the Creator?
YYY: Now we have come closer to the concept of recursion.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №56921
 28.11.2011
Themylogin
Wolf decided to make his life more convenient with the "smart home" system. Now, until Linux starts, there is darkness in the apartment.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №56920
 28.11.2011
87 people have been hospitalized for the period of showing this Belt of the Virgin! 87 is! The whole department.
E.: Noacho, someone wrote that many were pregnant after a pilgrimage.
YU : YU. In such a case, it is not surprising.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №56919
 28.11.2011
<Rosinsky> Yes, I have more wrinkles on my scrotum than curls in your brain.

<[PEER]Dyxa> Rosinsky: Do you have such smoked eggs?

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №56918
 28.11.2011
Let’s play with the letter D.
He is Danunahu!

[ + 63 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56917
 28.11.2011
I watched James Bond in 1963. Bond at the Russian Embassy. On the doors are inscriptions: "Drop" and "Drop".

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №56916
 28.11.2011
Oh yeah, you’re already
WOW: Well what do you argue that, we have girls in the chat
We have a cloud and fucking horses.
ZZZ: O_o
Fuck it...

[ + 47 - ] [6 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56915
 28.11.2011
Yesterday I go from the dining room to the conservatory, I walk past the club, meet a couple of boys 11 years old, smelt.
I go by, I look around, let’s go on, say, you’re skiing?
They went to the club and I cried out to them:
"Do you want two of you to do one?"
They call the ammunition of the years 18-20, it comes out, it does:
"Have I got a spell?" (the club residents answer me, don't sit down with this guy, it will break up)

So what? The final score is 150:30 in my favor and a complete mourning in the club ;)
Don’t sit down with the pianists in the computer :D

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №56914
 28.11.2011
Marina: Listen, I’m here on one of the websites, Bassorg Rou seemed to have seen our correspondence. What does she do there?

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №56913
 28.11.2011
My cat lives on the principle: "eat tired of sleeping". During the day, it is put in various places.

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