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[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №1836
 20.02.2008
We are in Samara, on the street. There is a psychiatric hospital. and all residents.
Only the name of the street is associated with this institution. If someone has
Something with the head, they say it’s time for the mountain. Thus the name
The hospitals can not be mentioned, it is already clear.
An acquaintance travels in a tram all that tired with a bunch of bags. Suitable
The driver asks the passenger. Without looking, she gets out of her bag.
as she thinks, and shows the conductor. Pause, after which
The conductor asks:
Where are you going?
The acquaintance:
to the mountain.
The driver goes quietly. The acquaintance cleansed in the bag... a spoonful of shoes.

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №1835
 20.02.2008
Motto: You can’t push out the competitor, start collecting it.
of cars.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №1834
 20.02.2008
Alias
The Lord!
Here is your homework for the next 2 days: on Saturday draw 3 papers with the image of Yaroslavl or 6 papers with the image of Arkhangelsk, a compelling request not to draw a large theater in the amount of 30 pieces and more than 60 images of the species of St. Petersburg.
If someone has finished paint or toner in the printer, you can bring your work on February 21 and in the most extreme case on February 28 for delivery or directly to the baccarat!!! to
Kenny
A lot of books. niasyl
Alias
3 Th. On Saturday we give money.
Kenny
Is the first and the second the same? O.O

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №1833
 20.02.2008
A familiar cat lives, talk about it:
Is the cat nearby?
She is dressed like an elephant and pulls.
Do you really have a cat? O_O
She: Well, he doesn’t pull, but as if he shrugged.
What is a pig? O_O
She: thick legs short, rabbit straight - and only 4 months! The horse says!
I: Still know the seller who sold you.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №1832
 20.02.2008
1st Hi to you! I met this guy today!
2nd And then then?! to
Then we went to the cafe and sat down.
2nd And then then?! to
Then I went to her.)
2nd And then then?! to
Damn, are you talking to me at all or are you reading the abyss?? to

[ + 134 - ] Comment quote №1831
 20.02.2008
> Vote for Zhirinovsky! The world is a shit, even if we laugh.

Pressed on plus. Depends on opera. Something is unclean here.)

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №1830
 20.02.2008
Kau-chuk:Stas, help to configure Oslik on the pump
Sts: Sergey, I am going to submit the project, so there is a lack of time resources.
Kau-chuk: no help you!! to
Sts:Bla, I'm explaining that I don't have enough time to finish the project, the boss roars and every 5 minutes runs to me naked and so has me that melted hot vaseline flies through the walls!!! to
Kau-chuk: The old man, you what, the stray man?! to
Fuck me, fuck me! Go nahuy with your donkey and let him fuck you, you are a brake, kick on the freedom in the pampas and build a tabun, with the same towers, cutting the grass of the savannah with a mighty chest with the screams I doolboyop dumb, get rid of the sunset, and leave me alone!!!!!!!! to
Kau-chuk: Hole the eagle...so I would say you can’t.
Sts: Fucks... kill yourself in the head from a non-woven weapon

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №1829
 20.02.2008
Review of Nokia 5310

After removing the cover, the slot for the microSDHC memory card is announced on the right end. To install or remove the card is very convenient, but to remove it is necessary to be careful - the blade showed one of the best results in shooting memory cards: 3 meters and 17 centimeters, it is not a joke.

www.mobiset.ru

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №1828
 20.02.2008
Lord of World
I guessed it three times.

Lord of World
I guess it twice :)

FRU
Do you have a double personality?

Lord of World
No is

Lord of World
No is

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №1827
 20.02.2008
Tagged: wowa
The cat's tower collapsed
yyy: she carries a envelope on the bed with your prize
Please choose xxx :)
yyy: licking him and whispering in his voice
XXX: Please Select
The money is dirty.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY))))
YYY: The greedy bastard
The xxx :)


Sori, I thought it went out quickly. I wiped the valerian money to find it later.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №1826
 20.02.2008
(After an hour of foolish quarrels in Ash)

My girl, only sincere love for you does not allow me to say now: Fuck, go, fuck the stupid animal!! to
YYY: It’s funny...

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №1825
 20.02.2008
Jim...


I: I went to Maccabi. Do you fuck? With the sauce?
She: Hey... and a big choice?
I: well child, medium, large
There are more villages.
She is fucking?
I: in the sense?? to
I am the T9!! and freelance!! the potatoes)

(c) bash.org.by

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №1824
 20.02.2008
Andromax Fashion
Yes, he’s rich, but there’s one thing you can’t buy for any money.

JollyLolly
And what is this?

Andromax Fashion
The dinosaur!

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №1823
 20.02.2008
lived...
Paint an ellipse on paper.
I write in the search engine how to draw an ellipse
Opening sites
and there
Edipse in Pascal, Delphi
How to draw an ellipse in 1 pixel
Elimination formula of ellipsis
Ellipsis with one mouse click
Graphic Basics in C++
Prostitutes of Turkey
I’ll call you, I’ll come and paint.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №1822
 20.02.2008
Corven
Are you a good witch?

Witch
I try )

Corven
I want a car, a mouse, crystal shoes and a ball.

Witch
Here is a magical grass.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №1821
 20.02.2008
...
She: I kiss you gently in the neck and we fall on the bed.
He: falling, I hit the wall with my head and stop thinking.
She: 0 0 0 0 0 Romantically
He: I slowly come to myself... you lie under me... we’re somehow in the woods... and astonishing!! The wild evil bear comes from behind and bites your butt...I fast fucking your butt while it’s still warm...
The birds stop singing, the plants disappear, and only for many kilometers is the sound of my horror-cloaking eggs heard.
She is fucking...

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №1820
 20.02.2008
A, Alinka told me... speaks to her glamour girlfriend like this on the phone...speaks, says...hears – a fox! Then the silence... Then the girlfriend says, “Oh, Alin, wait, what I was talking about there?

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №1819
 20.02.2008
Why didn’t you answer for so long?
She: Sorry, I’m running around the apartment, I’m going... I’m late in the movie
He: For the movie?
He: And yesterday I walked half a day with a bracer on a hundred.
Where has she disappeared again?
She is: P.S. I love you
He is... what??? O_O
He: Well...not that I don’t guess...and for how long?
He: You know, I like you too. from the second course.
What about dinner today? With me? and r
It is a movie!! The movie is called P.S. I love you!” I forgot to put it.)
She: Where are you?
He was hanging.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №1818
 19.02.2008
When I told the girl that in this dress she looked like a fallos with her hands, I least expected her to hide her hands.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №1817
 19.02.2008
Eclipse: What are you doing?
Tagged: Faith Talk
Jules: And you?
Eclipse: The Truth Shakes...

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