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[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №46652
 29.04.2011
Look what cube I have, and you don’t have one.
I have a half-sphere.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №46651
 29.04.2011
When I was a child, I heard a spokesman on television say in a tragic Soviet voice: "You listen to the latest news!", I thought that the news would no longer be, and it was the last.

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №46650
 29.04.2011
xxxh: Today at the former job they said that the deer does not endure when I come to them - can not look at my happy birth)))))))))))
Oh well :D

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №46649
 29.04.2011
XXX: I didn’t like the salad at all.
YYY: Now for breakfast, lunch, and junk?
XXX for Dinner
YYY: So you get married!! Burning helps to diversify the diet!
Tried, 11 times rejected my hand and heart offerings
YYY: Nothing to yourself!! 11............... How old are you? Or are you a very loving man?and :)
xxx to 20. Not very hungry, but very hungry. And a plate of a good navaristo borsch is a significant argument in choosing a companion of life))))

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №46648
 29.04.2011
I call you on the carpet!
Maybe it’s better on the couch?

[ + 67 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №46647
 29.04.2011
Since I showed my mom the sims, I’ve been an orphan.

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №46646
 29.04.2011
Team Fortress 2:
For a minute 40 people (Striker), who played before this did not ahti as the whole servaq rots, like a puppy:
Striker: hey, I haven’t played for a long time... everything has changed since 1.6 ))
I mean 1.6?! Do you think you’re playing CS? O_O
Striker: Here just my son was playing, went out for a walk, and I sat down to remember my youth... and what kind of game is this?
Review: Team Fortress 2
zzz: this is what the old hardening means - if a person can play CS 1.6 - he can play any shooter :D

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №46645
 29.04.2011
With LifeNews:
"You can say as much as you want that you do not smoke, but you will not fool the device," the doctors told Putin.

“Let’s see if I smoke or not,” he told the doctors.

And the prime minister breathed in a tube that looked like an alcotester. The result was 100%.

“Putin smokes,” the device noted.

Putin does not smoke, the doctors said.

This is the right decision, Putin said.


[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №46644
 29.04.2011
Answer by email:
A: I have this problem!I bought the game GTA 4 (license) two or three years ago, so I played it and everything was normal.
Please help me play more hunting!!! to
A: In your case, this is what you need to do.
I hope it helps.

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №46643
 29.04.2011
I just saw $1 million.
It looks beautiful. A total of about 20 meters in length. and diversified.
White, yellow, blue, brown and black Maseratti stand in a row on the bull. Shevchenko

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY? and :)

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №46642
 29.04.2011
ISO 8859-5: I am sitting in the office now, boredom is deadly, there is no one but me, everybody has run away. All that can be done. The phone rings. I decided to arrest the citizen.
Allo is?! to
Allo, base of rocket boats, head of Aproxin at the aircraft
Oh, sorry... sorry... sorry... sorry... sorry
I hanged the phone and I realized that Gen called. by Dir.
Pack your stuff comic =))))

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №46641
 29.04.2011
Discovery broadcast about Sierra Leone:
We believe that if you eat a man, you take his courage.
How does man taste? Talk like a pork?
I don’t eat pork, I’m a Muslim.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №46640
 29.04.2011
What is the probability that the robbers will find the money hole hidden in the probability theory textbook? and O"

I think it’s much higher now than before you wrote about it =)

[ + 73 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №46639
 28.04.2011
lPAKOTl: in our company, as the prize so fucking, and as the fucking so we two (

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №46638
 28.04.2011
From the blogs:
"Moscow: travel in the subway can be paid by phone"
He is a goopnik and at the post of director of the metro - goopnik.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №46637
 28.04.2011
She: So much time has passed and you’re still angry with me, okay? Was it a good thing for you that I left you for another?
he: Of course, on the first day in the gym earned the respect of two coaches at once, on kickboxing and on handball, when working with pear represented you and sheaak her methyl!)))

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №46636
 28.04.2011
DoLPeeN: I read the Samsung Galaxy Tab user manual
Do not bite or lick the plan. This can cause the plan to explode.
0 - O

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №46635
 28.04.2011
Training system for trimesters. The Session. Crying in the community "halyava come" and in response from another window "I will not come, you are terrible".

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №46634
 28.04.2011
Somilfo: I have thoughts in my head as members of the State Duma. Either they fight, or they don’t visit at all :-/

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №46633
 28.04.2011
XHH: I knocked my knee on the shelf all the way.
Go treat your leg with green.
You have stopped being careful.
You have another unpleasant girlfriend :'?

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