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[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №1796
 19.02.2008
I am a German. Manager by profession. I live in Moscow for a year. I speak Russian very well.
I’ve been reading Bish.org for a month.
I had problems with language grammatics.
Ladies and gentlemen, your mission is accomplished.
c) Chimera

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №1795
 19.02.2008
008: The guys of Peter!Let me meet you, Iris.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №1794
 19.02.2008
How to print so that the printer is colorful?

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №1793
 19.02.2008
Hello and congratulations on the day of all lovers!!!Soften your hatred for the entire female gender today!!!!))))

I: I went to the hert, stupid!!!!! to

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №1792
 19.02.2008
Fuck, a real man from a boy can only be made by girls - so they catch what you want or don't want, and in search of refuge you go to a bar, get drunk and get into a fight...

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №1791
 19.02.2008
···••=k®u$†y=••·· (12:22:48 11/02/2008)
And the bath rolls.

···••=k®u$†y=••·· (12:23:20 11/02/2008)
Finally my dream of an idiot was fulfilled, I saw Nastina (the girl of Stasa) boobs

Ivory (12:23:27 11/02/2008)
and ROFL

···••=k®u$†y=••·· (12:23:38 11/02/2008)
3.5 is

Ivory (12:23:42 11/02/2008)
OOOO...

···••=k®u$†y=••·· (12:24:37 11/02/2008)
Give them a towel doesn’t hold well... so the dream has come true

Ivory (12:24:05 11/02/2008)
Now it is my dream.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №1790
 19.02.2008
<Dasha> what is a cybercrash?)
<Nicolas> Wow, it’s hard to explain.
<Nicolas> I will try
<Nicolas> Imagine you are entering a room with folded wallpapers, where old CDs hang on the windows instead of curtains, and on the walls for good cooling - the inside of the compass. Empty bottles are scattered everywhere, four monitors stand, the whole room in wires, and on the bare floor in a strange posture a couple, pumped under the bandage with hallucinogens and confused with wires with bulbs, is engaged in love, periodically entangled in the computer. All this is recorded on camera and broadcast on the Internet all day long. This is cybertrace.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №1789
 19.02.2008
Tonic: people are striking amazing creatures, especially students: everyone walks, bats at school at the slightest opportunity, generally prajoubit time as a power can, and when you say to somebody that you took an academic vacation - so thoughtfully and regretfully look at you and bats "mmm that you are a whole year out losing..." O_O

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №1788
 19.02.2008
The xxx:
I am going to fish here.

The xxx:
The speakers

YYYY :
You have to sit down on hallucinogens to make it all work.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №1787
 19.02.2008
xxx>>: the structure of the electrical system. Address and significance of each component
xxx>> and
xxx>> and xxx>
yyy<< the structure of what?
xxx>> and e-mail
xxx>> and
yyy<<: jopa@mail.ru - even - user name, identifier, @- separator, mail.ru - mail server...
xxx>> and
xxx>>: Types of wireless cables
xxx>>: I want to help
xxx>> and thumbs
yyy<<: Eye, my Moscow performed an unacceptable operation...

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №1786
 19.02.2008
Writes a childhood friend, with whom I have been in an unambiguous relationship for a month (while her mother "type" is not aware).

"Mom knelt - went to the pharmacy, bought me pills from the throat, syrup different, then reads the annotation -.... blabbled, with a broken voice during the class of friendly sex... I even coughed, and my mom continues - with a cough, called by the fact that my mom broke the chip... I just fell the patch!

Lettuce

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №1785
 19.02.2008
My.STR
Mass sand in the quipe)
My.STR
After all, each of the 8 acquaintances should send a message that she is the best in the world.
My.STR
And the most beautiful ?
My.STR
Fuck, and don't dare to fast on the tower, or the eighty-fashioned girls - it's cruel)

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №1784
 19.02.2008
From a forum that posted a very poor quality video:
Damn, it feels like it was taken on the phone, and then from the phone to another phone.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №1783
 19.02.2008
lastmord (21:11:39 17/02/2008)
The guys! This is Sivas’s mother, who has been missing since yesterday! Help me find him! I am very worried!

and seva! If you read this, call home!! to

Don’t annoy my mom!
We all plunge!

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №1782
 19.02.2008
I enter the channel where there is a bot.

Muzuka convulsively hides a member in a pantyhose.
<muzuka> who is here?

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №1781
 19.02.2008
Sidri_work: fucking, no, we and our partner stumbled: we wore a thermocouple on our fingers... And, fucking, we heated it!
Sidri_work: barely removed
Sidri_work: the fox is cutting
Sidri_work: I have never cleaned the wires so carefully =))

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №1780
 19.02.2008
Hedgehog: I understand the code of the new programmer. I hit the line:
"Kolichestwokeshirovannihzayavleniyvlevomochke=Kolichestwokeshirovannihzayavleniyvlevomochke+i;"
I cried, explained that it is read badly, do, say, beautifully.
After a while I look again:
"Kolichestwokeshirovannihzayavleniyvlevomochke+=i;"
The optimizer, the fucking.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №1779
 19.02.2008
1: The Gift
Dima, do you have acquaintances who help people with computer issues?
What is happiness?! to
2: >What is happiness?! to
I don't know, long ago I didn't get stuck, but they say, recently a fresh batch from KZ came, through the offshore in Méleuse took
2: and a conspiracy with a computer question - that you figured out great

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №1778
 19.02.2008
He calls a prairie on the tower of a man to the board and proposes:
Let’s compare the members.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №1777
 19.02.2008
The neck has undergone an unacceptable operation and will be curled.

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