Alexander Nevsky won the Battle of Neva at the age of 16, the Ice Battle at the age of 22.

WOW: "Wonderkind!!!" - the Germans shouted, going under the water

In Italy there is an insult: Sega - / sega / - the process of masturbation in men.

Fans of Sega toys, greetings to you!
Now it is clear the origin of the word "dirty".

Sega Mega Drive

“Mommy, why don’t my uncle give me a place in the subway?
Their eggs are heavy, they can’t stand.

by Fuck! Again in the subway appeared these dudes in sunglasses!

The Correspondence:
I won’t let you go to work in the morning. I get stuck in a member and don’t let go.
P: I’ll get up and go. So you’ll be talking there between your legs with a blanket)))
D: So I don’t get in my hands :(

Mother’s cry from the kitchen to our dog:
M: Go yours to the left, Lavrus, when are you already smoking?? to

Again the garbage bowl turned over and ate the bulls.

About 15 billion years ago, the Big Bang occurred, and since then the universe has been continuously expanding.
First comment: Why it doesn’t affect my apartment, She’s also in the universe :)

xxx: Bankomat щас delighted... "Credit card validity - 21.12.2012" 0_0

Talk (I) with a Canadian (k) about politics (12 hour flight, do nothing, speak English)

Q: Russia under Putin has strengthened, right?
I: An economy based on oil exports is the path of the drunkard. Money should be invested in the development of production, not in the stock fund.
How are the U.S.-Canadian relations?
Officially, we are friends. Canadians don’t like the Americans. If we don’t support their warrior, they stop trading oil and forestry with us.
Why do you buy forests from Americans? Do you have yours?
K: No, America is stopping to buy Canada’s oil and forestry, which is the foundation of Canada’s post-industrial economy.

O_O

xxx: I've been looking for your cooking forum for a long time. What can be done quickly and cheaply?
Tagged: mine

X: Yes, so you should go to Germany, there would be something to buy a house there.
The house is cheaper than ours.
Y: Among other
Y: and more paid work
y: the only minus-threatening bodies
y: but it compensates for German beer)

she has so long kissed and kissed my cat, the eyes on his mouth expressed suffering and despair... I tell her: "he just finished licking his ass, tired, let the kisses go, let rest," so even her teeth didn't go to brush, so she left.

Do you know why I don’t smoke?
There is an ancient computer game, "foreign against predator". There was an episode where two soldiers stood in the guard. One such "smoking-I", the other "early or later smoking will kill you", that "good". He goes away, so he starts smoking.
[21:43:59] Oleg: And there is a huge block of iron on top of it. On the block is written "new smoking"
[21:44:19] Oleg: Every time I thought of smoking, I remember it

Alexx
Do you love Coney?

xxxx
Is this a kind of dog?

Alexx
Do you like to lick your hole with your tongue?

xxxx
Which of?

Alexx
And both...

xxxx
The nose?

(Comment on the new main character Transformers 3 on CG)
Fuck, terrible woman (I’m not about beauty).
She has the same face expression on all the photos.
The trance crashes the city - she looks thoughtfully away.
Whitwiki grapples at her - she reflectively looks at the distance.
A robot of unprecedented size flies over her head - she reflectively looks at the distance.
She is like a bear. You will never guess what she has in mind.

XXX is Andrew! What are you?
YYY: I
XXX: Going to the Village!! to

How do you feel about Veronica?
Just like GTA4.
In the sense that it is beautiful, interesting and pleasant?
In the sense, it brakes and is demanding not in measure.

And again, the crowds of these dwarfs in sunglasses in the subway!

Justice is when satiated people eaters judge hungry people eaters for human eating.

The Seven by Dorian Gray
I lived in Lviv in an old Polish house. All the neighbors knew each other as licked and generally coexisted friendly. In joy - envious and outraged, in sorrow - instantly rushed to help, all like everyone else.
But one uncle stood out sharply on a common background. His name was Pan Yuzik and he was a party and Soviet worker. Yuzik was distinguished by a fucking character and the same appearance: thin legs, pulse, chest...
The chief was he apparently big – one day I saw how Yuzik, with all the people, put our district at the stand “miraculously” and with his powerful party voice polished him with a matte...
One night, the militia expelled seven quiet drunkards from our house, and half a year later, a simple village grandmother settled in their empty apartment and, in combination, Yuzika’s mother.
To fear our "servant of the people", the neighbors became even more, and to respect - less.

But Yuzik had one stunning quality, for which he was appreciated and tried to embrace him - it was the attitude to his car.
Around the year 83, Yuzik entered our courtyard on a new "seven". No one has seen the Seven before. From other courtyards came to see the miracle of the automotive industry, we even stumbled in front of other guys:
- This is the car of our Mr. Yuzik, and in your courtyard there is no such thing.
“Servants of the people,” as is the case, must try – is there no poison in the master’s bite? But they preferred to start the tasting with household cars and black caviar, well, not the point.
Years went by and Yuzik became a universal authoritative. Just what is the question of extending the life of the battery or how to tune out new balls? - immediately ran to him and Yuzik was willing to give cloudy advice on protecting the car from unforgiving time... Now the fig, and then the "gigol" stood exactly like an apartment, so he was obliged to ride his owner's whole life, and then pass to his grandchildren in heritage...
But the years went by, the country changed, not only the “seven” of Yuzik. Everything also shone, flew, and nothing in it grumbled or sneezed, once a week Pan Yuzik like a stick - carefully washed it out of the hose, but no one ever saw him lying under the car.
Party workers don’t crack and their cars don’t break, point.
The year 1991 came.
A year like a year, only Yuzik for some reason stumbled, grabbed a yellow-blue badge and quietly dropped to the United States. And his faithful "seven" was still as sadly standing under the windows waiting for the owner... It was a miracle, but the car looked the same as in the distant 83.
It was recorded by Mr. Yuzika’s mother and she, not thinking long, sold it.
Seven to my neighbor. All the courtyard as appropriate washed the purchase and asked about the price of the question. Having heard the number, the men stumbled inappropriately:
- Yeah, something expensive you took, you would trade, yet eight years is
age for the car... but although money inflation kills every day,
The car is in excellent condition, okay.
The happy owner of the "seven" barely holding a smile - waited for a break and said: on the occasion of eight years - there is a small nuance: Mommy Yuzika told me everything: it turns out - this chicken poop starting from the 83rd, every year in his office at the state price bought a new "seven" of the same color, and the old sold twice as expensive, so that this car was six months old of all, and the eight-year-old in it only numbers...

The party worker should be an example of humility in the home.