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[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №63713
 02.05.2012
What am I when I drink? You are... a fire! You have a sword on the side appears, in front of the eyes of the glasses in the shape of stars and crystal shoes. You play in three stories at the same time.

[ + 35 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63712
 02.05.2012
And in the Baykalye today is good... Snow falls with large pebbles. In the morning, I went out with my son on sandy rides, snowmen climbed, snowmen played... When we are still playing in snowmen... Tomorrow, May 1st!! to

[ + 37 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63711
 02.05.2012
I read the morning news on the tape... "The German special services found in the smuggled porn plans of terrorist attacks "Al-Qaeda" - fucking I even fear to imagine what the terrorists have conceived.

[ + 29 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63710
 02.05.2012
Walk with a girlfriend. The conversation went on to a sensitive topic. I:"Yes, we are good girls, hentai don’t look at". Friend, not thinking:"Speak for yourself!"... O_o"

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №63709
 02.05.2012
I went with my brother to the store and bought him a Huawei phone.The consultant said that he has one disadvantage - not by himself in Russia to go with a phone of this name.In fact, the price-iron ratio is the best option. The first thought as a phone which Huawei proved to be the best of all?)

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №63708
 02.05.2012
In my head is a snack, in my ears is a snack... thank you, dear, don’t prepare dinner for me today, I’m full.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №63707
 02.05.2012
All the guys are cats!! Yesterday he licked my heels, and today he is married to some fool.
YYY: Maybe the reason is in you? Or calling him foolish in the presence of friends is normal? IMHO stupid here you were - after your murders he decided to marry an Armenian woman (!)

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №63706
 02.05.2012
What about Dylan?
He has it...how is it? In general, spermotoxicose, only the opposite about vodka.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №63705
 02.05.2012
A discussion of the photo of bin Laden and his family during a visit to London in the 1970s.

Ben Laden looks very nice and peaceful, who could have thought! but! Osama is already sitting in the same famous posture, with a calash.
222: Usama second on the right, he never sits on the photo.
111: the second right is not like )) I - for the character in a hat and a green sweater )))
333: Usama 2nd on the left with the chumodane, most like!
444: Karoch, Usama was already hard to find.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №63704
 02.05.2012
clear: let the people eat today in the bus. the girl comes in, just Barbie! a man like that, a figure like that. on high heels-the most juice! better not to imagine! well and we go out at one stop! I think like this: "Now she will step down, and here I am all such a savior and will rise up to help her and ask what affairs and help to get to the hospital"...and then she goes down right in front of me!!! to
Lotus: Well and you what?
Clear: nothing... stumbled and went on...
Kitty: fucking fucking...I just got home with that leg.
and. ... →

[ + 37 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63703
 02.05.2012
Mom works in the county administration, soon the election of a new head of the district, there is an instruction to support the candidate in every way from the bulk, up to the preparation of questions and his subsequent answers to them at the "meeting with the people", for the logical question "does he need it?" received an excuse (

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №63702
 02.05.2012
From a culinary website:

cut not a very small bowl of pineapples, (if you do not like the gesture, you can limit yourself to its content, i.e. and ananas)

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №63701
 02.05.2012
The morning after the holidays started very well. A customs officer crashed into the office and all colleagues met him approving: "Ooo, look, fasten, a piece of the border".

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №63700
 02.05.2012
The DHCP service failed to register with the service controller.
The following error occurred:
Operation successfully completed.

Microsoft is Microsoft.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №63699
 02.05.2012
Plushkin: I get up in the morning as usual, I don’t think about anything... I just have to wash the dishes. I pour a feather into a bowl, put it on a plate, break five eggs and only then it comes to me.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №63698
 02.05.2012
xxx: Moreover, Valgalla is not exactly paradise, in our understanding, right?
YYYY: Yes
Yyy: In Paradise are not poured.
XXX: there is no sunshine and pony crawling with the rainbow
XXX: and pure puppy such a subterranean world, right?


[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №63697
 02.05.2012
How many feelings does a person have?
It means meaning?
He: Well, there is touch and others.
He: So how much?
I don’t know, maybe everyone is different.
She: We are all different.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №63696
 02.05.2012
SMS announcement on TV:
"Beautiful, smart, poor, looking for the exact opposite"

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №63695
 02.05.2012
Yesterday with friends a little drunk on the street and decided to continue the evening in the apartment went all in the elevator and suddenly stuck.. began to call the elevators, shouted, called for help, then a sleepy voice asks us: what happened, 10 seconds we were silent, then scream on the entire elevator: "you won't believe it. "

I don’t know what else could be answered.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №63694
 02.05.2012
by Habr
OpenMinded: You can’t worry until the bots start writing their own bots to perform all kinds of routine tasks.

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