I was in the tram. At the stop comes a drunk in a sneeze, the tram begins to touch and accelerate, trying to jump through the green light from the stop. Chel bends back, then forward, trying to grasp the order, the tram runs to the light and stalls sharply on the red (not in time), Chel, respectively, moving even further forward, begins to run trying to find balance in the tram stopped in the direction of the cabin, by inertia its horns dive into the driver's cabin, so that only the legs tore and from there the voice mla here with you and Ferrari...

Rustam
This is the type I told you on the shooter, my phone ringed.)

Anna
No... I didn’t tell you! I would remember!

Rustam

We are standing, I mean. There is a crowd on the other hand. Everyone has such serious faces. and here my phone is ringing, mom called) and played a melody - let mom hear let mom come. from the cartoon about the mammoth... In general, the shooter did not fight that night)))

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"No mail - no problems"

The floor of the office hangs over the telephone.
She bought an iPhone.
HH: And the simka doesn’t get there)
She cut her knives.
XHH: and complains that it doesn’t work))
xxxh: says that I did not go to change, because you need to write a statement and wait for 3 months to change the simka)
XHH: And this statement was told by our guard.
The clear uncle.)
A: A new phase begins.
I need to go to the MTS office and change the SIM.
They are sitting on the net, looking for the nearest one.
The guard is standing by.
xxx: and condemns, you call in everyone and specify where to change for free
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because in individual iPhones the sims are paid
That’s because there’s another one 😉
Fuck, and they’re calling! 😉
What a circus! 😉

The most visited page in the runnet in the last 2 weeks is the Russian Post page with tracking of mail numbers. To burn them in hell. and.

I’ll tell you, I’ll tell you.
Biathlonist Valera: Nuk Nuk
The press secretary calls me a... b... o.
Grit, then, then, then, then, then, you have a story about that and that... I gru "no?". can you send us this video?
I gru da posso, in what way is it more convenient for you that I do it (in short, where to send)
There is, there is attention.
It is: The Drum
See also: Fax
Tyrion Lannister: HD
I am so unreasonable.
Okay, give me a number.
Give me my number, I take a look.
He has divided him.
It is: Printed
Live there: and by fax she started heraking every frame in A4 format
Tyrion Lannister: The 100 Levels Troll
Later they called, then they came.

Sex is boring.
AnsaKungs: This is if the group...
AnsaKungs: in groups of at least two people

From the discussion of the smartphone Philips on Yandex.Market:

If it were as expensive as the iPhone 5, the printer and the mirror and the electric tiles with the toaster would still be able to move into it.

Gandalf against Dumbledore. With all my love (without irony) for the series of GP books, I am forced to admit that Gandalf will win, he is Olorin, who was one of the most powerful Mayars. Dumbledore was “only” an ordinary wizard, even the most powerful of the 20th century.

From a conversation with a 26-year-old grandmother.
I thought I had a Russian hero, and this is full of shit.

Capricorn: Why Do You Sleep
Capricorn: Irina herself would figure it out, so when he or I do this, I never lie
Do not consider it to be bold.
But be your mother.
Learn the Russian language
Basil: Thank you in advance
Capricorn: You know that the wise man looks after you.

Fistashka: Is there anyone here?
Fistashka, will my person fit you?
‬‬‬‬ ‬Crazy: Fistashka, or you are one of those [blin]long creatures that in search of male attention, disregards communication with the female chat team, and under the promising question "is anyone hypocritically meant calling to fuck you with a bunch of hot men?‬‬‬‬‬‬‬;

The list now channels in the zombies.. on some shit channel is not less shit broadcast "Sex battle in Russian". I do not know the meaning. There are a few TP. The host says: "Now you have two thousand rubles, badly divided by five."
Their mother...

She: Where was she?
In the fitness.
She: How is it there?
He sat well...

05:40 In Argentina, fans beat footballers in the dressing room

Must take experience.

My nephew shares with me plans for the future:
Q: Uncle Andrew, and how many children will my wife have?
I: These are your children. How many children do you want?
Q: First there will be one, then two, then three, then four.
Four boys and four girls.
I: And how much all?
I don’t know, I have to count. I will grow up and count. Or ask my wife.

If earlier in the morning the whole body was sick from violent sex, and now - from an uncomfortable mattress, you understand that old age has come.

We are going on vacation to the Caribbean.

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I thought that beating children was not pedagogical.
Yyy: But cheaply reliable and practical
zzz: The unbeaten generation actively denies this.

Russia is so harsh that at +19 still lies snow