According to the government, there is a shortage of skilled workers.
According to workers, the country lacks a qualified president.

Those who constantly oppress the current Russian authorities and complain that life is getting worse year after year.

I have lived in Germany for 10 years. Once every two years I visit Russia, and every time I am surprised that the streets are becoming cleaner, the cities are better arranged, and the standard of life is rising. All of my former fellow riders ride in cool cars, almost everyone already has their own housing, and at least once a year they go somewhere to rest. I work as an accountant and I get 1,500 euros. Exactly half I give for the apartment (I take a double in the old house). At the price of gasoline at 1.65 euros per liter (work in 30 km), for cigarettes at 5 euros per pack, and with generally expensive products nothing remains. I drive a 15-year-old Toyota (taken solely for savings reasons). Living in Thailand is unrealistic for me. So compare it. In such a short time to pull the country out of the shit-it says a lot. Fuck the fuck.

Sorry for the UHG, but maybe whoever plays.

I remember a cousin told me when he was in school:

of Easter. A festive atmosphere in the school. One body decided in advance on the mill to cut out the egg, paint it and come to school with such a megabit, in order to win everyone that day. But he didn’t realize that he wasn’t the only one who was so smart. Well, he walks, he walks, all around the eggs are already beaten, and then the culmination comes. These two imbeciles met, decided to say, let’s go, chest... A loud sound of a tree on the whole school. The curtain. Then they were taken away by the angry crowd of deceitful people))))

As a child, I was always worried that there were no songs about my name, but after the song "Alena will" she realized that thanks to God...

A study by British scientists, which took about two years and £250,000, found that bowling is a very dangerous entertainment.
As the Daily Mail writes, it was possible to find out that playing bowling, children or adolescents can start running on the tracks and eventually get stuck in the mechanism that sets the kegels. The publication notes that such cases have not been recorded before, however, according to scientists, there is a high likelihood of such situations.
This is where the money of the taxpayers goes :)

Go with a friend on the street. Through go students of class 3-4 and beastly mothers. A friend, not thinking long, responds to the nearest back of the head with the sacramental phrase: "Don’t mother, bleat!!!!!!1111". What will you say here?

Boy and Girl (wow):
XXX: Are you beautiful?
YYY : thank you!

I sit down to control base 1C 7.7:
Function to obtainTable Distribution
attempted creation
Attempting to Mean

I can’t control this base anymore... no matter what the module, I’m hysterical under the table.
My base looks like Pinkie and Brain wrote.

XHH: Sanek, I accidentally hit the cable with the foot of the chair there, it seems to have broken, sorry.
Admin is forgiving.

Now I am in the trolleybus, all around tired and bored after work. I see two girls sitting on the green lawn and waving their hand, holding in the other hand an A4 sheet with the inscription 'help me'. Many of them waved in the trolleybus, and they finally showed another inscription 'be happy'.....and you know, there are no sad faces left in the trolleybus :-)
People, do good things to each other – it’s so great!and ;-)
Coté, Odminko and Schredderko :-)))

News on Rambler
American super volcano could destroy half of the world
The first comment:
Andrei forgotten
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Do you eat potatoes or not?? to

I watched the picture in the media market: a guy stands at a stand with screws outside, looking at something. A nice girl consultant approaches and asks if she can help anything. The guy looks at her so sadly, breathes and says in a tragic voice: “Yes, you’re not a conciliator” and leaves.

When I went to the cinema with you, I just went to the cinema with you. When I went to you, I just went to you. When we drank cognac, we just drank cognac. When we were fucking, we were just fucking... and there was no date!!!! to

I learned that there are both useful and harmful calories.
Calories are not useful or harmful, foods are, calories are not.
XXX is there! I read the book so I don’t have to. Here in chips they are harmful and in a kilogram of apples they are so much more juicy but useful.
yyy: Calories is a unit of measurement, this time. Energy is two. Only the products themselves are harmful.
So the foods are made up of calories!
Products are not made up of calories! They are made up of molecules.
Molecules of calories
yyy: blue blue blue

Physician students, a boy and a girl. After sex they lie in bed. The boy (P) says to the girl (D):
P: I don’t think of anything. Ask me any integrals, I will not answer.
D is in degree x?
Tagged with: skate... xD

It’s so lonely and boring that only the alarm clock in the morning sounds on the cell phone lately.

And why if the Emperor is attending the ball – it’s normal, and if the President is dancing – it’s "omg who governs the country!"?

It was good in the Soviet Union. The 18-year-old said

The Automotive Forum
In general, when moving, a sharp smell of gasoline from the oven + flows from the engine to the paddle later onto the asphalt and begins to smoke under the hood.
You have a broken car ? ? ? ?

Boyroid: the RPC proposed to create nightclubs without “disgrace, drunkenness and drug addiction”
boyroid: so I see - a young devout couple praying in the club sorting, drunk with holy water