Advertising agency looking for a warrior
Position of Advertising Manager.
Gender, age and education do not play a role.
The Requirements:
Ability to express a thought,
and stubbornness,
and creativity,
The desire to win.
Hypnotic abilities are welcome.

You come to them like this, and there is a stubborn warrior with the desire to win... and hypnotizes.

(place of action - Ukraine)
The road sign 1.40 appeared in the PDD, marking the end of this most improved coverage. There is no sign indicating the beginning. In fact, like this coverage on the roads of our country.
XXX: The
XXX: the beginning is not
XXX: I didn’t think.
YYY: I understood...
YYYYYYYYY The sign will be placed when entering the country and everyone here... and let other countries think about leaving.
and xxx :)
XXX: AAA
XXX: Five Points

She: Are you ignoring me?
In the meaning?
She says: “You don’t call, you don’t communicate, "Hello so far".”
He: Well...you understand...you don’t attract me as a woman anymore?
She is from Fifa???? to
He: You attract me more now as a man.
Will we drink after work?

When my girlfriend remarked that she was fucking my brains, she replied that she was accidentally, I was every time afraid to ask what would happen if she did it specifically.
by Takihima

From the website VEST.RU:
Supposedly, the cause of the explosion at the ammonia plant was ammonia.
That is true, cap!

In our country, it is almost impossible to prove that you are not a camel!
Do not be proud...

A topic of technical support.

The moderator unfairly gave me a ban for 120 hours.The fact is that I played gta4 and did not pass the mission.I was angry and I began to hit the tail on the keyboard, resulting in a topic in the sex section of questionable content. Please excuse me and remove the ban, I pledge not to hit the keyboard anymore.

The peculiarity in the stability of the Russian economy: GDP does not grow and does not fall, but - aging.

My wife before the issuance of the driver’s license for some reason demanded a certificate that she was not pregnant. Well, it is not acceptable to argue with GIBD, and it is useless. The woman went to the clinic and returned from there with a certificate.
I read :
“A citizen such (FID, passport, series, number issued then) is not pregnant.
“The certificate is valid for three years.”
You say contraceptives.

On the faces of some women is written only one thing: “Be careful, painted!“”

I woke up in the morning, looked out the window, I think again the snow fell... I watched - apricots bloomed.

Small solves the task. asked for help. I am an extreme opponent to decide for him, so I give clues. He knows that 1% = 25 details. I need to find 25%.
stupidly terrible
I: You probably need to ask tasks in the form of quests from the w...
He says, “I’m not crying...
I am: Oh yeah? There are 25 locations in 25 locations. How many mobs?! to
It is 1375...
I am: Facepalm

The rabbit is buried in the garden. The cat is often sitting on the plate. It is sad.

Now the SMS came from "Metro" - discount on the purchase of the chair of the head...
I told the boss that he should think about the prospects of my career growth, as the largest trading company (sales in Russia - more than 4 billion euros in 2012) is already dealing with the arrangement of my future office :)

From a book of construction.
It is no secret that our state loved and loves to allocate former and existing swamps for the organization of gardening and country non-profit societies. This is understandable: the land in Russia is small, and it is difficult to find more suitable soils for folk country construction.

Yesterday the husband approached and proudly that the word "homeowner" comes from the phrase "yes, my master" :)

Why in life is it acne, and in the photos - the norm?
YYY: In the distant 80s, the company Adobe was formed.

XX: And I confess radical nihilistism. I believe that every human being has a thread from birth, and he moves every day, confusing it with trees, pillars and buildings. After death, everyone will have to go back and destroy everything he has caught. The righteous who went to school, to work, there and back on the same road, nothing terrible promises. But the sinners who use the metro or (O God) exit from another tram door will have to wander for a very long time, returning to their beginnings!

by bank.ru

xxx:..."Bank deposits of citizens can become collateral on loans. Such a mechanism can be beneficial for both banks and citizens.

XHHH: attention question - our%No to take a loan if you have money on the account?? to

What everybody wants from the Post of Russia if the Post of Russia has concluded a necessary contract with us, sent us 2 copies for signature through her loved one and the QUESTION: what happened to the 2 copies?
Right, "The Post of Russia" lost them.