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[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №1756
 18.02.2008
L is:
You are also a writer. She has fans. Favorite of women. Prize of literary competitions. She has cut her hair, and now she’s beautiful. You are loved in the institute. in the art. Her friends are squeezed.
Fuck her with impotence.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №1755
 18.02.2008
She says: Hi, sympathy! Let us get acquainted!
I am not free.
She: “Maybe I’ll be better, better, better, better than I’ll be, better, better for you?” and :)
He: No, you will not
Why are you so sure? Per we will meet?and :)
I am gay
She is fucking...

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №1754
 18.02.2008
14:57 yesterday at the 1st time in life a girl decided to give flowers
14:57 chose more less bouquet for a thousand little to be burnt-free
14:57 I'm waiting near the subway nervous
14:58 here is to approach - and what a fucking dick next to fit with a healthy bite of roses
14:58 hardly had time for the girl to pick up for another hallway to go out

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №1753
 18.02.2008
For the first time, the concept of the combinator and the theory based on it were formulated by M.I. Sheinfinkel in the work of Schonfinkel (1924) even before the appearance of lambda-calculation. Shortly thereafter, similar results were obtained by Curry, regardless of Sheinfinkle and Church. When Carey got acquainted with Sheinfunkel's work, he attempted to contact him, but by this time Sheinfunkel was in a psychiatric clinic.

Introduction to Functional Programming.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №1752
 18.02.2008
chmod (rwx): The current generation will never understand the phrase "Bash on top".

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №1751
 18.02.2008
Daemon hit the stick in the wd
<wd> yellow
<Daemon> and what will happen to the pearl if you get 2 gigs of data in the hash and force the pearl to sort it?
<wd> will sort
<ghoulWork> unprecedented

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №1750
 17.02.2008
>>> Are you proud of you? Their own earnings? Their own economy? Or the government?
I am proud of my country! of Russia! The country is not the earnings, not the government, not the economy. The country is the people. The country is a wheat field, a berry grove, a girl smiling at you from the bus window. They are snowmen in the spring and snowmen in the summer. These guys are ready to strike anyone who is bad about Russian. Not to go, to bring him to court, but just to fill his mouth. Russia is a screw with the last office for 70 rubles, it is hot cakes with potatoes from smiling grandmothers on the street. How can you explain to a person who measures love by earnings, what is Russia? I’m proud to tell you, idiot, that I’m Russian. With a small salary, murdered by the economy and a stupid government.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №1749
 17.02.2008
by Krot:
I do not want to smoke.
by bardssss:
Pride to!
by Krot:
No is. I will give you a cigarette. And I will not go with you, because you will be like a lamb to catch me, go and drink.! to
by bardssss:
Hahahahahaha
by bardssss:
who knew
by Krot:
You predicted
by bardssss:
by Tose
by Krot:
Yes, because my stomach is already sick of alcohol, my penis has not risen from alcohol, my heart hurts from alcohol and in general we sleep that I do not like!!! to
by bardssss:
Stay with you!
by Krot:
And you understand that!! The main!! And the fox! Like a baron. Every day of God! I recommend drinking!!! to
by Krot:
You are an alcoholic pig.! to
by Krot:
I understand this and I try not to drink over once, and you understand this and you fuck, still fight for beer!! to
by Krot:
This is alcoholism.
by bardssss:
by viskazalsa =)
by bardssss:
? to
by Krot:
Yes Yes
by bardssss:
No 4o posli pit?
by Krot:
Go to

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №1748
 17.02.2008
(Girls have a talent for men)

Tag: smoke tell me
I promise not to be offended.
Tell me, you can tell me everything.
Jenny: Let it go
You are there, what do you think I’m crazy?? to
Jenny: You think so.
I don’t know how to take it in my mouth.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №1747
 17.02.2008
From the ASK:
Ha has. Understood the main. The interlocutor at the end of the cable is not mandatory. There would be mood.

[ + 45 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №1746
 17.02.2008
I read a very serious book "Mythology of Eastern Peoples".

Ebosan - in Korean mythology the evil spirit of the Japanese, in the face of red pepper deceiving the Korean at night.

I think it is a joke.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №1745
 17.02.2008
On Valentine’s Day, a girl turns to a guy who thinks she almost hates him.
She says: Dima, I love you!
He is: what? The fried? The cooked? The Dust?
She: as you are!
Is it raw? O_O

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №1744
 17.02.2008
From the dating site...

I am married. I have a small child. I’m not looking for sponsors and I don’t want to be a prisoner. I am not going to divorce and I love my husband. I am not going to betray. I just want to get what my husband-computer did not give me in my life: dates, movies, romance, compliments, and so on. I don’t know if there is such a romantic. Let the announcement live.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №1743
 17.02.2008
YYYY
Everyone ignores me :(
XXX is
I do not ignore you.
YYYY
You still don’t know me well.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №1742
 17.02.2008
I: Well, how is life today?

Asan is Hello! I’m ready to put 550 backs on the monitor.

I: Is it worth it?
If you don’t design anything on it, is it that way?
Looking for quality porn?
Do you have such?

Asan: )) if I had hesitated before, then now the argument with porn convinced me

I am O_O

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №1741
 17.02.2008
But: Tired of glamorous pink figures of unclear shape.
I looked at Dr. House, his heart was completely different in shape and color.
And the Catholic priest Valentine was burned on that day.
Therefore, the most correct valentine is the shashik!!! to

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №1740
 17.02.2008
I sit like I farm an honor on BG (in WoW).
Well, as if the situation was such that I am like a DD standing on the point with the flag and was still chilled with me (who but not Russian), and was knocked off by the 2nd of three, the point was held...
Communication in the face:
He is good!)
I: and
Are you from?
I am Russian
He said: Oh Russian! The Best Man!
I: Why? =
You too don’t love Americans!

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №1739
 17.02.2008
Fuck, these programs are funny... REAL! I mainly had freelancers, they dress less and look after themselves.
And here are classic cosher programmers. With beards, with beards... The sweater in the jeans is sprinkled... Immediately visible – professionals.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №1738
 17.02.2008
xxx: It’s still nice...he, yesterday, my girlfriend came home to me, quarrelling, the kind of shit you don’t call, you don’t write. Going into the kitchen... and there on the window is a portable gas for lighters, Moment glue, a pack of blanket and garbage bags.
Yyy: Not a bad set;) Have you reconciled?))
xxx: Oh shit...how, in your way, to explain to a rotted grandmother, who has a day and all critical, that shit gas for gasoline, glue for shoes, smoke Nothing, bags for junk and that I am not a drug addict!? to

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №1737
 16.02.2008
When a familiar web programmer asks for the address of a porn site to "go and see how the pages are made there", that’s okay.
The pirate begins when he goes there and REALLY sees how the pages are made there.

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