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[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №80445
 19.04.2013
by VIO MAIL.

What to do if a child eats 20 mm nails? 15 mm, 30 mm not eating... only 20 mm
In any case, the child should not be eaten in a dryhouse! Eat the liquid nails.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №80444
 19.04.2013
...
"What is law?"

Well I do not know. My first association was:
"What is the law? Baby, don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more..."

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №80443
 19.04.2013
(In the city was tested the GEOIC alarm systems, the sound of air alarm was heard)
XXX: I have taken the capture.)
YYYYYYYYY
XXX: by order
Prepare a hole.
xxx: as the order, so immediately hole the hole ))))

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №80442
 19.04.2013
Today in the store the buyer:
Do you collect labels?
and no.
Okay, you won’t get it anyway :)

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №80441
 19.04.2013
A comment to a YouTube video where a guy in Wingsuit rushes through a small hole in a rock:
I can’t understand how a guy with such large eggs has stumbled through this hole.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №80440
 18.04.2013
My mother burned:

xxx (10:33:28 16/04/2013)
We have a problem!!! to
xxx (10:34:07 16/04/2013)
During the day, someone goes to the kitchen at the table and eats candy, fantasy laying in the hallway.
Dogs say they haven’t seen anyone.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №80439
 18.04.2013
XX: Why do teachers photographs at all in word? Why can’t they just send the archive photos?!? I still have to pull them out of the ward, process them...
NNN: They don’t understand that. We have the same doctors. We have reconciled.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №80438
 18.04.2013
dialogue on the topic "Is it comfortable to work with a crocodile in the zoo":
I think it’s great: you lie down all day, feeding regularly.
YYYYYYYYYYYYY Every day a crowd comes and sees. Crocodile is unpleasant.
XXX: But they are feeding. In other words, it may be pleasant to him. Per it is a crocodile exhibitionist.
zzz: Then he should wear a coat and a hat... wait... OH SHI~...
Remember what the crocodile Gene looks like, right?

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №80437
 18.04.2013
From the 4pda from the Google Glass discussion:

by aquavis,
Oh, just what kind of glasses with dop reality, Apple will release the next phone 1 mm thinner, here it will be a bomb)

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №80436
 18.04.2013
There is a discussion of photos from one abandoned radio plant, with photos of the surroundings on one of which the old but whole Robotron PC 1715>
[Lazy]FF^o^X_X: I want a robot
I want a Soviet taxi.
<blinking photo with a factory-functioning taxi found>
[Lazy]FF^o^X_X: What kind of hero youth we are
[Lazy]FF^o^o^X_X: Everyone wants iPads and iPhones
[Lazy]FF^o^X_X:: and we want a robot and a taxi
We were born late.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №80435
 18.04.2013
XXX by Andrei?
YYY: No, but who is that?
XXX is collie.
YYY: Who are you calling?
xxx is miche.
And what about Andrew???? to

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №80434
 18.04.2013
The man enters the room, carefully examining his palms.
What is interesting there?
I wanted to complain, but now I can’t find the cut 😉

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №80433
 18.04.2013
It doesn’t matter what he said in the ZAGS – “Let’s go on the fuck,” the main thing was that the first word was “Yes!”

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №80432
 18.04.2013
Statistics show that more and more people are looking for a job near their home.
XX: My boss went further – built an office next to his home
I’m running out every day now. (

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №80431
 18.04.2013
I’m on the train and I’m watching advertisements. You know, there are such shit ads, with rotating triangles, three posters in one. So, I read: "With OBI in your home will come..." - here the slide switches - "evil dead. January 4"

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №80430
 18.04.2013
From the Motor Forum:

Low Rider: We have the City by May 9 ready!!! Front roads are built, anti-tank holes are evenly distributed across the streets, defensive tranches on the sidewalks are excavated!!! The enemy will not pass!!! and c)

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №80429
 18.04.2013
A rare case of course, when the grandmother and in the kitchen and in the bed fire, but here, as a rule, with the breasts is not all in order, and about it in the next chapter...

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №80428
 18.04.2013
XXX with the Dungeon! All the babies! That is good)

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №80427
 18.04.2013
I am studying at the medical college, I am preparing for the session. the break is complete... and as you know, friends of the doctor of medical sciences, you or just a student, ask all... so 2 hours of the night, 15 cups of coffee, concerts all over the table, a call goes on, then Max (M) and I:
M: Bro, my head is turning.
I: how it rotates
M: Strong... what to do?
I: Well, hold your hands so that it doesn’t turn away.
Gothic...

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №80426
 18.04.2013
We have so many fucking news that they are labeled 16+

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