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[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №111030
 22.03.2015
To everyone who does not understand why to learn the mother tongue and try to express their thoughts competently: yesterday on the street heard a young lady boast of a girlfriend on the phone. “I got 10 pounds worse,” said the beauty and made my day.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №111029
 22.03.2015
I sit, I play in Dragon Age: Origins for a female Persian, I develop a romantic line with Alister, I lick, like a fool, over his jokes, I replay the mission for several hours, so as not to upset him... even if somewhere I have a boyfriend and personal life...)))

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №111028
 22.03.2015
Velovich: Looking at the internet, how good it was in the 1970s is interesting. Imagine you’re in the 70s without the internet.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №111027
 22.03.2015
What a programmer I am!(Lowing his eyes down, he leads his foot on the floor)
X: Yes cats, chicks (heavy breathing)

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №111026
 22.03.2015
On the website of the library I browse the book "Pistols and revolvers. The report" Under the book - section "If you liked this book, you may also be interested in books..." And the list: "Learn to read", "Table of preschoolers", "Task for small intelligents"...

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №111025
 22.03.2015
I’m often asked how I could have forgotten something that just happened last week/a few days ago/yesterday.
Yes, I don’t forget my head somewhere, just because it doesn’t turn away from me! Otherwise it would have happened in elementary school.
And I don’t forget my car leaving somewhere, just because I can’t leave without a car!!! But to get out without a car is easy, and not once :(

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №111024
 22.03.2015
Let us think:
— — —
Daria is
The country is big - idiots are caught everywhere
What about Fuji? About the ants?
They are so acidic! And the grass heaven did not chew in the spring - it is slick, although you can cut it)))) You didn't have a childhood, Alexander!
And the bitumen did not chew, you mean?
by Alexander
What is BITUM
and ******
She is offensive!!! to

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Well, if you like thick low-growth girls, then yes)))
— — —

The female geneticity does not depend on volume/height/density etc. and :)
and Don Haim.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №111023
 22.03.2015
A: What microphone is better to record an acoustic violin? What is the minimum cost of a microphone that will give a more or less decent sound? Naturally, it should transmit high frequencies well, but at low frequencies (less than the salt of the small octave, hz, as much as it is in hertz) you can actually hit. And yes, the soundtrack is normal, built-in, no new money
B: If the speaker is built-in, then the genius microphone is best suited for 80 rubles. You can try to find a B for 50.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №111022
 22.03.2015
Right now there is a cartoon about some gin (a bond of the type of "Old Hottabich", but not that)
JIN: Tell me, dear Heck, what year is it?
Gec: 1865
Jinn: Oh woe to me! I spent 3000 years in this damned bowl!! to
...
How did he, fucking, think of it?? to

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №111021
 22.03.2015
I had a vision that in the near future electronic gadgets would be miniaturized to the point of view – and therefore their body would be jewelry.
The future of the century will appear,
as the classic "elphic" armbands or tiars - with a projection "self-flower" in the center (googling glasses in this sense - a deadborn idea)
A set of fingers on the fingers as spatial manipulators. The rings will be soft and discreetly (like a mouse wheel) rotating around the fingers.
That is, in the near future, in front of the face of every passenger of the subway will hang a semi-transparent cubic meter of display, in which you can drive the cursor with your fingers and throw chickens in pigs from scale.
c) Look for yourself

[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №111020
 22.03.2015
From Khabr, from the discussion of the Tesla S recovery system:

It’s like a wildly stubborn brain stroke: “Let’s model the situation. I bought a Russian car. From that part of Siberia, where -40 in winter is the norm. And also he went to the field, on such a charge of the battery, when the Android makes "out-out" and cuts off the backlight. But the Russians don’t give up and stick an electric car to a truck to charge the battery.”

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №111019
 22.03.2015
The shooter officer.

In the morning I make a sandwich, I immediately think - how is the people?
And the cane does not climb into the throat, and the compot does not pour into the mouth.

I will accept everything, the imprisonment, the imprisonment.
But preferably in July and preferably in Crimea.

Well, by chance, well, in a joke, I went wrong.
I am a child of nature, though evil, but a child.

So in memory

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №111018
 22.03.2015
XXX Where are you?

Buying Eggs

In the store?

Tagged: at sea

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №111017
 22.03.2015
This is my first time with a new student. I explain to him that the sinus has a period of 2 p.
The student. A teacher at the school told me that...
The student’s mother is angry. Explain it so that the child understands!! to
The relationship did not go. They are looking for a trainer with a period in one pi.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №111016
 22.03.2015
Greece has asked Russia to lift sanctions, otherwise the Greek oranges will rot in the warehouses. Russia responded that it could lift sanctions if Greece (the bankrupt country) builds in Russia plants for processing its oranges. This is the most polite "go to her", of all I’ve met.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №111015
 22.03.2015
Discets in the eclipse of course are good, they are even by the icon "save" know some - illuminated photo film is more convenient, attached to the face, fixed with a scotch on the whiskies and beauty) Truth a couple of times asked what it is and after the explanation wondered: and how to transfer the photo in the computer)))

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №111014
 22.03.2015
I am grateful to the stranger. That shit gave me everything.

c) Safe Weaver

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №111013
 22.03.2015
Xxx: Not only that I can't get into the network in the morning, but also the street carries shit all day...
YYY: Yes, you have an internet run.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №111012
 22.03.2015
Every cat once learns to open the door.
XX: You just have to sit at the door and loudly knock or knock the nail.
XXX: And immediately the master will come and do whatever is required.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №111011
 22.03.2015
On the mouth of the mouth of the mouth of the mouth of the mouth of the mouth of the mouth of the mouth of the mouth of the mouth of the mouth of the mouth of the mouth of the mouth of the mouth.
On the head, a smoked one-eyed rabbit with a long wool wrapped in the shape of a rope misses, cutting the grass with an agricultural tool with a pen made of a door frame, and a curved blade, looking at the herd of fish.

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