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[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №46572
 27.04.2011
Answer by mail:
Title: Wind Flying
First Reply: Sadly

[ + 101 - ] Comment quote №46571
 27.04.2011
- No, he's a guy to niko, the current examples of him kill me...
Cho is not?
- Like those phrases.. "Yes, yes... in the nineties I remember the sand barrel was not shared with a friend, such a slaughter was"
Well what? Those times were...
“Nooo... it’s no shame that he was 88 years old, and the stove was plastic, with sand from the sandbox at the kindergarten?

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №46570
 27.04.2011
If the summer will be as hot as the previous one, the most relevant podcast will be "Hi, I have air conditioning"

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №46569
 27.04.2011
XXX: The Bullet to Me
The crowd of girls will come.
XXX: Believing in the Signs
XXX: I have a set of hooks down here :D

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №46568
 27.04.2011
I decided to buy ice cream today. I go to the store, I read the first price note: ►Ice ice cream in the eye.◄ I bow... as it turned out, not in vain. A little lower is the price: ►Chocolate ice cream. See also:◄ HD

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №46567
 27.04.2011
have survived. I locked myself in my own room from my own cat.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №46566
 27.04.2011
She: I am bored.
I guess I already know the internet.
He: Oh, fucking myself, let’s go to me as a provider for 350r per month?

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №46565
 27.04.2011
On Monday morning I found money in my pocket, writing to my beloved:
I have some money in my pocket.
Roma: I laid you on Saturday. to sing. In other words, buy yourself something.

[ + 88 - ] Comment quote №46564
 27.04.2011
Something seems to me that the weight of strawberry on the packaging is time to indicate not in kilograms, but in carats

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №46563
 27.04.2011
by Peter. The night.
Do you know where to buy a shaker?
What are you, immigrants?
If they were homeless, they would be looking for a shaurma!

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №46562
 27.04.2011
1st :
The nickname Che received from the Cuban rebels for the characteristic of the Argentine interdomain che, which conveys, depending on the intonation and context, different feelings.

2nd :
We would call it something like "obana" or even more cool "bla";.

1st :
Fuck to Gevara)

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №46561
 27.04.2011
Not enough to be smart, you still have to be able to look like a fool.

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №46560
 27.04.2011
I told a colleague of work.

It is known to all that the letter "Y" is not used to us to use, often replaced by "E". From here, for example, in the glorious suburban city
Korolev - the newspaper "Royal Truth", and recently here - "Royal Police", and simply "Korolev City" - also sounds unhealthy. :) But not about that.

A colleague has acquaintances. They have a girl, a schoolgirl. The name -
The Queen. Her name is Lisa.
And then the parents completely accidentally discovered that their daughter in the school journal is numbered neither much nor little - like "Queen Elizabeth". and :)

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №46559
 27.04.2011
Grandfather, grandmother, granddaughter, puppet, cat, mouse... And why is the name in this fairy tale?
Is there only a dog?
Per the female dog was politically correctly replaced by a name.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №46558
 27.04.2011
I glued from clay, the cell phone is ringing (on the table is lying), and my hands are all dirty. Well I "answer" something started and attached my ear to the phone.
Here, my mother enters and sees me, attaching my ear to the table, speaking with him.
I should have seen her face.

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №46557
 27.04.2011
HHH
Hello May friend.
And Yew Enny Plans is from секонд мейз холидей.
He won the match against Zidid Lokomotiv Moscow.
Price of Tickets from 5500 from Van Persson.

YYYY

My fac! Are you speaking English?
Mr. Tuchel on Mr. Tuchel?

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №46556
 27.04.2011
They wrote:
How to attract a man, knowing who he is by the horoscope?

Aries – Deep decolte and mines.
Taurus - Deep decolte and mines.
Twins - Deep decolt and mines.
Cancer is a deep decolt and mines.
The Lion is a deep decolte and minette.
Virgo is a deep decolte and minette.
Weights - Deep decolte and mines.
Scorpio is a deep minette and decolte.
The shooter is a deep decoult and mines.
Capricorn is a deep decolte and mine.
Waterman - Deep decolte and mines.
Fish - Deep decolte and mines.

I don’t even know whether the Scorpio was lucky or not.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №46555
 27.04.2011
I hear a noise from the window. In front of the home phone stands a drunk man, to whom his wife does not open the door. A minute later, he asked two ten-year-old boys to call and ask to let them enter the entrance. They called and my aunt opened the door.
The man in joy says to the boys:
Let me kiss you...
Kids with Homosexuality!! I went to the children’s playground :-)

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №46554
 27.04.2011
today came admin from the former job, so he went to the car salon - and lives singing.
The car is washed on the "corporate car" for 50 rubles, t.k. If he is taken more expensive, he will disable access to porn sites for night guards.

[ + 87 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №46553
 27.04.2011
Excalibur
I think the best argument in any dispute is "be-be-be"

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