XXX: So she dropped you? You prepared so.
Yyy: Well, at first she liked everything, and the food, and the wine. She didn’t like that I had a romantic lamp with an electric tiles.

The house, together with its unit, was burned with napalm today. Half a year ago, the company asked to dispose of the air conditioner, yesterday I took the documents to the firm and agreed that on Friday they will come to us and take away all the equipment that goes to the waste.
This morning I called the enterprise to tell you where it lies for recycling and in the meantime said that this air conditioner is still twisted to the exterior wall of the building on the 10th floor, bluff!
He reworked the act, dropped it to the contract department and placed a representative of the firm that would dispose of it in a copy. I go home and I hear the smartphone ringing constantly with messages about new mail, sat in the tram and looked at it. A representative of the utilitarian firm whose name is also Dmitry wrote through the button "answer" Dmitry, with your permission made adjustments... This letter was naturally received by Natalia Petrovna who is engaged in contracts and without understanding that it is not from me also writes the answer, "between us informal communication), "Dimochka, I looked through I think it will be done"! And immediately the response from Dmitry from the recycling "I also like)))".
And now I’m sitting, riding and thinking how I’ll explain to them tomorrow who’s in that hook.

About the child.
xxx: Imagine, he is so funny, laughs, then from his own laughter blows because of the tension of the stomach, and from this he laughs even more!)
YYY: The recursion
Yyy: there is a way out.)

I have a wonderful plan to spend a substantial amount of money, but there is no plan to make it.

The fourth sign of a bad provider.
You arrange to work with your provider to correct the situation from the inside.

Tips on the Internet on how to interest and conquer a girl is usually the same as a five-minute snack recipe, in which you need to take a fuagra, white truffles and a penile filet of a whale.

XXX: It would be nice if she swallowed my...
Yyy: conspire literally. The output flow of genetic data.
xxx: I have all the load of the central processor goes to the nuclei, in such a situation it is difficult to competently conspire)

You will not be full of sex, but you will also be a borsche, don’t you?? to
- "You hit" if you cook it for the first time!

U.S. military helicopter crashed near the border with North Korea

I had one question – how did he get there?"

Do you know what is happening in the world right now?

Make a tattoo - lambda in a circle) Bata didn't appreciate:
OK, you just did the NIFG wrong.
Meaning of Meaning?
The first is the reverse. The second is not a circle, but a triangle. I can’t see right away :(

I am going to the subway today. Next to me is a girl with a three-year-old boy, so cute. I listen to their conversation.
Do you see Grandpa? Do you see?
The Child: Net
Mom: It’s right, because he’s dead.
A few more hours left.

Now at the court, the plaintiff said to the judge: "The defendant betrayed me with whom I got before my wedding, when I was pregnant with his friend."

Paul, you are bored! The London Museum of Measures and Weights.
Thank you, I know it :)
Paul: Oh, and yes, the International Bureau of Measures and Weights is located in the suburbs of Paris.

In the new Lada "Kalin" on the seat belts already written with gold paint "From relatives and loved ones".

Sergey
Go to Poseidon?

Alexander is
Where to eat?

Sergey
Inside is

I decided to clean history in my Google Chrome (browser language - English)
Click Clear browsing data
I look through the pop-up window and read the following:

"Clear browsing data... from the beginning of the time"

His hand has never been raised.

How about an interview? has passed?
“Dima, it’s a cappuccino... Yesterday Lena asked me to sit with the little one for an hour while she goes to the hospital. And Matthew's two upper teeth came out... I fooled with him, and he grabbed my nose and bit me strongly, and his hand grabbed my cheek. The result - on the nose traces of teeth, on the cheek - traces of nails, and all this is a matter of blue-violet color. I smashed as much tonic, powder and went to interview. The final result – they took me as a copywriter!!Because of this, I can work under any conditions, even with a blue-violet face!
Congratulations my friend! 😉 You are in your repertoire! 😉

This is the collapse of my genius (((
the only creation that I got enough is to name a document with the embryo of the diploma diplo.doc

Study of the Macloren theorem.
And the ultimate signs of Kosha and Dalambera!
They studied Macloren’s theorem.
Hey MacLaren!
(x2) is

McLaren studied the amounts of
The amounts diverged or came together.
Applications in the study of integrals
At the limit of zero!
(x2) is

Study of the Macloren theorem.
And the ultimate signs of Kosha and Dalambera!
They studied Macloren’s theorem.
Hey MacLaren!
(x2) is

Macloren, Macloren and Macloren
There are two different theorems.
Macloren, Macloren and Macloren
The amount applied to the limits!

Study of the Macloren theorem.
And the ultimate signs of Kosha and Dalambera!
They studied Macloren’s theorem.
Hey MacLaren!
(x7 )

I sit in a cafe with a girl, she chooses a dessert.
The waitress: Do you have something to say?
I: Yes, can you tell me, male coffee or middle-class?
Without delay: If with milk, then female.