I can not add:
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And again about the Russian language, meaningless and merciless.
"whathanalia", "veezde", "state", "beans"... Well, a few shots are missing.
Progress is obvious, ladies and gentlemen. I had to get rid of this collection :)

P.S Another featheric "bearded" also.
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In the advertisement on the sale of the car - a priming (instead of a straightforward).
In online chat games - from under the Czech Republic (rather than under the Czech Republic).

I just want to cry from laughter.)

<Zart> still familiar with the tricks about sent labels instead of documents?
<Zart> has now seen the fairy tale
<Zart> instead of PDF sent AcroRd32.exe

Do you know Latin?
I know my mother.

The whole essence of the army in two proposals:
In our part, Friday was considered a post day - all who received letters were sent to the post. We were not allowed to go to the mail for a week. The next day on Saturday:
Comrade Major, are we going to post today?
- Today we have Saturday, and mail on Fridays, go on Monday!

Kiev rabbis claim that if the crab before the slaughter to make a circumcision, the saliva will become kosher.

In the situation that has emerged now in Ukraine, every reasonable person, in my opinion, should make the only right choice and vote for Darth Vader.

About what kinds of goats were guests at the wedding on his part, the spouses usually tell each other immediately after the divorce.

We go with a friend(s) in the car, we talk to the navigator(s), then the navigator loses the route and the following dialogue occurs:
I: Well, where are we going?
D – to go!
The route is built!

YYY: No-No-No, the point should be that the navigator map indicates where the naked aunts are!
yyy: and the data must be updated in real time. It is advisable with a overhead so that it is clear if it is worth going there.
xxx: Although, to make a map of women’s easy behavior in the city and tagged with "she gives" would be cool, probably.
YYY: Definitely
XXX: But it already exists. This is Instagram ) The main thing is to subscribe to the desired %)
yyy: what, there is even a tag "she gives"?
Yyy: It was now the best Instagram advertisement in my life!

The girl thinks:
HITTY: I don’t remember said or not)) Who invented the minet?
No, seriously, who awoke with the same thought "taaaaaak, today I am a member ambassador!" I can’t, I am fun)

So it is impossible to know what the "backbones" of the sandwich are until you eat it!

Anything can be done by Schrödinger. Any cake is Schrödinger’s cake. You don’t know what stuff is there or if it’s there. Any closed opaque container is Schrödinger’s container. Every book is a Schrödinger book until you read it. And finally, as Lord Bertrand Russell said, "How do you know that when you turn B, the tables behind Bashi's backs don't turn into kangaroos?"

to come:

"yyy> there are also very cloudy faces in the cars. So you feel how a heavy look falls on your baggage bag, as it is listening to my locked-in accent, which makes the expression of the face of the "ponaahali" becomes even stronger.

by LOL. This is how legends are born.
The man in the subway looks at your bags and pretends where you are supposed to go out, and where he, orphan, will be buried at this moment, so that this herd of baggage, instantly broken to the exit, his livelihoods from the planet did not take away at all.

Tagged with: "Antigadin"
The cat is not castrated, feeding everywhere it reaches. He went into the refrigerator and sat there. Comrade veterinarian gave some shit, they washed it operational. He kills everything forever. A 5% solution of this shit kills the Siberian ulcer. Now the cat is sent only to those places that have been wiped out by this ugliness. And first he slides her.

In the wake of the opening of the bike season...
[10:07:50] the purple elephant: like the ass? ))))
The pink goose: a little hurt.
Pink hose: but not the first time
[10:08:25] violet elephant :D
[10:09:08] pink goose: don’t give god somebody will see this conversation on Skype
[10:09:10] the pink goose: ))))

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X: I disagree with you! I can do more than forty-six times!
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Don’t worry, lady, it’s all right.
After washing, the counter is removed.

L'voff: And I warned that the letter to Yakutia with the phrase "Good, Eskimo!" shouldn’t start...

Yesterday with the boys one was taken to another city, one stated that in his 20s he never shuddered, a loud quarrel began at 2 o'clock at night. The dispute ended with my mother's words: "Not only I, but all the neighbors know who of you is shaking, stop.

The train number 625/74/58-1 Mukhosransk-Uryupino-Kozlovo – Moscow arrives on the 15th route 7 of the platform of the west wing 2 of the suburban communication station, departing 06 00 local time for 10 March. The numbering of the wagons begins in the middle of the train...” so confused Anna Karenina that she changed her mind.

At the end of the ear today heard a dialogue in the lift service company. /D/Director and /P/ethrovich (apparently a technician):
D: Is there in the fourth entrance, Petrovich?
The vertical transportation. (the elevator is really called vertical transport and there is nothing surprising about it.)
D: Well that is understandable. You can be more specific.
P: "Vertical" it is already because there from old age instead of the engine some feces are rotating.

From the news site: "In Ukraine they are introducing a ban on famous Russian social networks. They created their “Friends”. It is available only in the Ukrainian language.”
First comment: the laws of physics and chemistry need to be reworked so that the Russian discoveries are not used.