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[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №1716
 16.02.2008
She ‎(18:03):
Nightmare...you could not have a normal spider... must have a bloodthirsty cattle?
He ‎(18:04) said:
I can't get all the dogs dressed alone.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №1715
 16.02.2008
Foreigners do not understand us"what is surprising here, if I, Russian, can not understand the rush on the trolleybus route in one direction 3 stops "hydroproject", and in the other - no one!

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №1714
 16.02.2008
The building is being repaired. The house is hot and the house is hot. I live on the 7th floor. I have the window open... It is clear that the music at the same time (Rammstein) in the middle of the street)) knock in the window. Look, there is a guy: "Girl, and girl, can you put Engel album from 1997 that year?"
I: "Oh, please... No problem"
And the guy took it somewhere up on the wire...

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №1713
 16.02.2008
Ivanova: what is the vibrator of the hertz?? to
Alex: Am...I’m not special on female masturbation.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №1712
 16.02.2008
KoKauHKa (16:26:51 14/02/2008)
Just brother after brother, and if I try to drive him out, he will cry.

Meatwad (16:27:06 14/02/2008)
How old is he?

KoKauHKa (16:27:23 14/02/2008)
and 24 =)

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №1711
 16.02.2008
Senya saw an announcement in the newspaper:

"Purification of the body from the intestines and vessels"
5 minutes to 5 minutes!!! to

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №1710
 16.02.2008
m0zg (19:57:34 2/02/2008)
and my guests came to me, so I will go, entertain them :) Well, we have everything easier, Russian watermelon, cucumbers, meat, potatoes ;)

m0zg (18:39:11 12/02/2008)
So we had fun :o

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №1709
 15.02.2008
I'll know where you live, you'll be bad...Do it better to admin
8 What is a frog? Be an admin.
XXX I warned you.
That in 10 minutes I would be an admin and the main thing, with the same rights as a loser!
I know I don’t break up with words...I’ll find a knife.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №1708
 15.02.2008
The theory read:
Emperor Claudius II issued an order which today we would call "ni-ni", to be more precise, that "young men, fit for military service, were not allowed to marry (between themselves!This had a negative impact on the general fighting spirit of the army.
A priest named Valentine went against the emperor and continued the wedding ceremonies for lovers (homosexual warriors), for which he was sentenced to death and became a saint posthumously. Valentine’s Day is a Catholic holiday. American homosexuals began celebrating this day in the 1970s, and it was on this day that they entered into the first official same-sex marriages.

With a celebration, youtuber.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №1707
 15.02.2008
You can’t be so stupid!! to
All is possible now! 21st century in the courtyard.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №1706
 15.02.2008
Interview with the film "Teleport":
Hear, you can do fun, throw an apple, then teleport and catch the same apple.
and ah. You can fuck the whole world, and he throws the apples.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №1705
 15.02.2008
FaultcorE: (passing by the soap store) around soap in the shape of hearts, all have a consistent Valentine on the mind.
What should everybody have in mind? The elections? Soap in the form of a bear.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №1704
 15.02.2008
Tohyun: I introduced the tueva fuck of these serialists! But for the first time I hear that the serial doesn’t come in!
Blondie, what should I do?? to
Tohyun: Hm, I am happy. Look to the left.
The Blonde: What?
Tohyun: Turn your head to the left. What you see
Tagged with: closet
Tohyin: Then the Left
The Blonde: The Wall
Tohyun : Oh!! to

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №1703
 15.02.2008
* xxx replenishes the calories lost during yesterday's battle with the green snake :)
<yyy> did he struggle with him yesterday?
<xxx> we have overcome it
<xxx> the current victory was given hard
<yyy> and we merged yesterday’s round...
<yyy> the opponent was much superior to us in collution
<xxx> well we acted wiser...we knocked off the smallest of the
<yyy> and we were immediately attacked by 2 large individuals...

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №1702
 15.02.2008
<VIDok> Interesting about a crab bear?
<mych> from Chernobyl
<Telegraf> has spotted rather that the chuburash has no close. Relativeship
<mych>..except for Genes, but that so..
<VIDok> and I'm wondering what the relationship Cheburaška with Genoa
<mych> well one - Chebufil, and the other - Genosek
<Maxx> =
<mych> that is. Both are multiplayer

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №1701
 15.02.2008
He: Oh, we guys, we are terribly mysterious.
She: Ah, like a crossword. In the printing are sealed, and you are in Moscow. time goes by, and when you realize that the time has passed, the whole normal printing has already been captured.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №1700
 15.02.2008
Animals are very similar to their owners. My cat looks crazy to me. Lenny, loves polygamy, eats where he sleeps and sleeps where he eats (near the compass). I caught him yesterday with a sludge. by Scuco! How does he know?! O.O

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №1699
 15.02.2008
Mary
How to make references in Word?

Thermostat
It’s simple, it’s done in a minute. to show?

Mary
I will try again myself...

Mary
Tired of fighting with Ward.
Show me how you make these links for a coin!

Thermostat
I am running :)

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №1698
 15.02.2008
thy( 11:14 ) :
I do not consider you to be a terrible boredom, a lover of teaching and instructing in a tough form, a stranger stunned in the glands, a fruitful scatterer of socks and magazines, a generator of empty dirty dishes, etc. and etc.
I just love you.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №1697
 15.02.2008
<Tapac> I'll give a case for PC without covers.. who needs it?? to
<Anja> is a worker?
<Tapac> o.o

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