2 minutes in an English box. With the inscription "Kaxap", it turned out to be in Russian "Sahar"

Some facts about working in an outsourcing company:
The customers at the cash machine terribly stopped the computer and had to change the mother. I came, so I started changing and here I see, there is no port for a plastic card reader on the new motherboard. I call my director, I say that and that. And he said to me:"It means putting back the old motherboard, well, pretend that you have changed something, clean the screw there well, so that at least somehow you can get up and drop from there".

wvxvw: There is some worldwide injustice and irony in the fact that being a programmer is fashionable and the salary is good. Here the artist is the ass, but people go because the vocation. Prostitute - like paid well, but with mental problems.
So if the salary was less, or... well you understand, maybe 1MC would already decide...
Lure of Chaos: The irony is that being a programmer – you go like an artist, and it turns out, have as a prostitute.

XXX: I got this shit.
XXX: The System
XXX: Without Side
XXX and upper cover
xx: with dust
Xxx: I know why with dust))
XXX: This is below.
xxx: power buttons as placed on the wires talk
XX: speaking brakes
XXX: I think HP is worth it.
XXX is included. He even engaged!
xxx, but there is a
XXX: on 512 operations
XXX and it works.
XXX but! A total of 11 gigs.
XXX: and free 56 MB
xxx: mmm
YYY: And what would hinder him? Mystically))

XXX: No Horses
It sounds like a factory.
Tagged: electrical

The Sea Options:

My child at school when entering the 1st class asked a psychologist: What is the difference between beer and wine? My answer was: bottles and bottles. At the age of 6, the child has not tried any of the other and does not know about salad / ham and grapes. Even my parents asked me the answer. None of us guessed.

and...
You can even say that in letters (p in beer and n in wine). When I was eight years old, I thought it tasted good.

This man :

How can you give a wife with four children a rest?? to
YYY: Do a couple more. Then she will realize that she wasn’t tired at four.

Believe the mother of many children: if there are more than three children, it is already a matter of how many!

xxx: I invented an anthropological joke here.
YYYYYYYYYYY
xxx: Sitting on the stone Pitecantropus, Sinantropus and Australopithecus. A crooman approaches them and begins to crack out of himself the smartest :D
Go to work, crown man.

from the official forum of the popular online shooter, entirely impregnated with chatters:

admin: You know, at the moment, an interesting version of the security system is rotating on the public test server.
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<Catalina> although interest cards are a fun thing
<[PEER]Dyxa> Cards with naked aunts are even more fun.
<[PEER]Dyxa> Especially in the navigator.

Ivanovich: the assistant broke the nameless finger for the second time...and what are you ready to go to not get into the ZAGS?

The vampire-pohuist, leaning his back to his ass near a bed with garlic in the back yard of the monastery, seeks a cross with a silver needle in a clear day :)

The fact that your wife is all her life very much loved sex and was always not bothered, her husband usually learns when even Viagra does not help.

Motherhood
— — —
In Russian, such words are:
It is unreasonable to build from yourself something protectively cool until you borrow them all, then get to sunset and calm down.
translation: "to find out"

Jason: The future has come - on the home body. only calls robots :( and with a nice female voice ask to repay the debts on various utilities

My child at school when entering the 1st class asked a psychologist: What is the difference between beer and wine?

You did not understand (a): it was a test for alcoholism in the family.

of interest:

Explain to me, please, those who understand why, with some real steps of Russia, the value of the ruble falls, and with all the wathanalia in Ukraine, their hryvnia is still stable?

February 5, 2014 - the rate of hryvnia 7.99 per dollar
March 30, 2014 - the rate of hryvnia 10.99 per dollar
The rate increased by 37% in 2 months.
Somehow I did not perceive the expression "stable".

From Tom’s Chat:

Aristotle: What is your name?
Sasha79: Denis, but my friends call me Igor
Why are you not an Ivory?
Sasha79: I am not Denis

Bring back your hair!! She has a brain!!! to

Love for three weeks.
Love for no more than three years.
My brain fucking friends.
Until death we can