Henrietta
I can tell you exactly who will win the US presidential election.

Henrietta
The struggle mainly takes place between the first black president in history and the first female president in history.

Henrietta
Conditionally, the population of America can be divided into four groups: white man, white woman, black man and black woman.

Henrietta
We think logically. A black man votes for a black man, a black woman votes for a black man, a white woman votes for a white woman, and a white man votes for a black man rather than for any woman at all.

Henrietta
Three votes against one. Hillary has no chance.

by 111:
I’ll ask you a silly question, be prepared.
by 111:
How many of them will be red, how many white, or all red, or all white?
by 222:
Do you have 20 times???? to

About the work.
If someone expresses dissatisfaction with the conditions of work or salary, then the head of our office says the following: "I don't like CCO - go from here to XY!
And here is the topic: the staff representative comes to the leader and begins to express his dissatisfaction and demands, and he gives him his Crown phrase in his forehead! What the employee replies without thinking: "You don’t have to go anywhere! It is here!"

Gemaunt: I read in the news that Hollywood wants to make a film about the October Revolution. Lenin is played by Bruce Willis, Crupskaya by Demi Moore.
Gemaunt: They should also make a film in retaliation...For example, about their struggle between the North and the South.
gegemaunt: For example, based on the film "Patriot" with Gibson in the lead role:
Peaceful Tajik Agrarian Mustafa Bilbulikov lived peacefully in his hall and did not interfere with anyone and did not want to get involved anywhere.
But the wicked industrials came from the north,
They stole all the donkeys.
They smashed all the strawberries, smashed the strawberries,
The youngest son was sent to Moscow to lay the asphalt.
Then he took the motif and revenged everyone".

xxx: the most gesture was when itishers in the mouse whispered a phone call

xxx: and put this mouse secretary

That speaks like a mouse shakes

The type of carpet cleaning she doesn't like

When the Secretary is tired

They put the mouse to the boss.

XXX: but the boss turned out to be a rubbish.

And when the mouse was holding back, he fucked her with a book.

How did the mouse react to that?

The mouse rescued from the boss.

Marriage in the 21st century:
Priff, is he married? O_O
She: Pooh, go ^_^

Called a woman from the deacon (I have 3 tails):
and ALE. Are you a payer?
and yes.
Do you have two tails?
and yes.
Well then run.
He puts the phone :)

and gargeman:
I came home for lunch.
We sit and eat lunch. My wife dreams:
Something like goat milk wanted.
The Meade?
and ply! Stay in touch! Scuco!

Work is a place where, without doing almost any physical movements, you manage to catastrophically quickly starve.

I need your help very much!
WAN said, I will not give you money.
I don’t need any material help!
I will not sell my soul either.

I went to work on the company’s website... engaged in the production (literally) of Russian-German metal-plastic window doors... Oh, we and a colleague are crying!!! to


Cheester

xxxx
Scenario for future inauguration:
In the Andreevsky Hall of the Grand Kremlin Palace Putin to applause
The people gathered solemnly bite in the neck of Medvedev and he turns into a
The President...

UUU
The rhinestone...

UUU
I wonder what Yeltsin Putin bit... or is it still transmitted?

<Metalist> Well, why, how do not tick, how do not press, how do not press Ctrl+Shift, the layout of the figure changes until you look at the blue icon of the language panel?

The further into the forest, the lower the FPS.

(C) Vortex and Offline

There is a friend who does not pronounce the letters L and R.
His girlfriend gave him a dog named Laura.

God, bring this quote to the top. and Amen.

Dove to. Ave Satan.

The Tokyo Hotel collapsed, Timati was called the Pidor... The people, and what is happening? Apocalypse was promised, not heaven on earth.and :)

Flag: One group returned from France - especially distinguished there were sent to exchange for a course from famous professors. At the first lesson on the "tram-pam-not remembered-exactly-something-PO-computing technology", the lecturer pathetically asks the question "who of you is familiar with C/C++?". Immediately the forest of hands rises and the professor annoyed to the side of the board "ah yeah...this is the Russian..."

I enter the store, there is a glass door (I fit it myself once) ) The last time there appeared the inscription "This is the door!". Today there hangs a sheet with the inscription "Door!!! The door!! The door!! The door!! The door!! The door!! The door!!

from JJ:

Scene from 1989. A drunk representative of the rock movement crawls under the table to another representative of the rock movement with the words: "Andy, tell me, AS THE ZEPPELINOMAN OF ZEPPELINOMAN, Gorbachev, no?"

And the night? Who now, having taken a half-bank on the chest, can pronounce the word "Ceppelinoman"?