There are two types of playing music (Cole and Gene), my friend suggested them the name of the group by analyzing their names: Gynecology

I did in the entrance passes a guy, and a neighbor passed by and wished a pleasant appetite! Shoot me please.
(in the KMP)

A friend lives in a dormitory. They have a fire alert system there - a loudspeaker in each room, sometimes report important announcements and check. He tells me today:
The masterpiece! I sit on the internet, and suddenly I hear an announcement from the dynamic alert: "Dear residents! Anyone who does not have an alert speaker, please contact the 3rd floor with a request to repair it!"
HH: And they really believe that someone will turn.

yyy: Wireless technology is the past.
XXX: O_o
yyy: after a couple of hundred years, wireless utyugs already existed and now they are not.

All the differences in mentality come from early childhood. Here are tales, for example. In Russia, about every layer, which did nothing, a stitch / scooter / unknown miracle came to them, and everything became fine as desired. And in Japan: a poor man lived, he decided to go to work as a carpenter, worked for 30 years and became a world famous master!

Then it was washed up by the tsunami.

We told the Emcees story of a man who sleeped his organs with complaints that he was irradiated by his neighbors from above. When they came to him, everything was as usual in such cases - paranoia, screened ceilings and walls.
They decided to go to the neighbors for order. Does he not bother them? The first thing they saw was six microwaves standing along the perimeter of the room (open door down). Neighbors explained that under them lives an alien, that no one believes in them and that the future of the entire Earth depends on how successful their fight with the alien will be.

Boy, I am in love.
and??? to
She brought me a salad to the compot.

> XXX: I have thought about it. Siddhartha will come to power. They will monitor the performance of the system.

And why do we, programmers, fucking write AI if the Sisadmins will come to power anyway??? and :(

Once upon a time there was an intuitive command line.

What do you think Gagarin thought when he saw the Earth in the Illuminator?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

amorphius: I'm so annoyed by some girls in my contact list, but out of politeness I can't freeze and have to maintain this unnecessary conversation
She: Well, tell them "sorry, I need to go away" and turn on the invisible mode ;)
Amphitheater: Hm...
Amorphius: Sorry, I have to go
She is : :(

I take a taxi in the back seat. There is another passenger ahead. In the magnetol plays the meaningless and merciless Russian chanson-blatnyak. After a few minutes of silence, he said:
Brother, can we put something less striking?

XXX: I just learned that 4,153,237 people were married last year. I don’t want to create a problem, but shouldn’t there be a straight number?

For those who share their Wi-Fi:

Early in the morning, law enforcement officers broke into a resident of Buffalo (New York State), accusing him of downloading child pornography. According to the lawyer of the victim, he was simply dropped down the stairs, and he has scratches and cuts confirming this. It soon turned out that it was not his fault, but the neighbor who connected to his non-password Wi-Fi network.

<[NNZ]DD> and you don’t have classics?
<SKcorp> [NNZ]DD: Are you talking about porn or Zyguli?

She: I wonder, don’t all men eat food and put it in the refrigerator so they don’t wash their dishes? Or only mine?

I read the news:

Evgeny Kaspersky’s son Ivan was released and five of his kidnappers arrested. The culprits face the toughest punishment.

And the first comment:

They will take away their license keys and be placed in quarantine.

Why in all news the kidnapped son of Kaspersky is called "son of Kaspersky"? He doesn’t have a name, or he’s called the Son of Kaspersky. The Kaspersky Cap? OOO

T0N1K: I believe, and crazyly look for it... big, bright, clean!
It’s so romantic that you believe in love.
T0N1K: own apartment

Today in the military commissariat, a woman, moving the closet in her office, burned: “No, we have no men here, only officers...”.
I went in and came to help.)