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[ + 118 - ] [9 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29398
 29.04.2010
The People!
That new law does not provide for 2 hours of Russian (!) 2 hours of mathematics a week, the rest for money, 2 hours of Reading and Writing and 2 hours of Arithmetics.
Thus e. Children will only learn to read and write.
An illiterate society is safer for power.

and yes. Our thus very shit medical care will cost money.
The law has already been passed, people. Many do not know.
Bring to the best and to your acquaintances!

Cat, admin and Che.

[ + 70 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29397
 29.04.2010
Full moon today. I washed my head and shaved. Every full moon I turn into a human being.

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №29396
 29.04.2010
We have two children in the family, the older one is 3.5 years old and the younger one is 1.5. In this
The age of the youngest is constantly as if it was shrinking - you have to break it all and
to overthrow, for which we sometimes tell her not to behave as
The pig. And yesterday, I heard the eldest daughter reporting to her sister:
Stop the rubbish. Are you a pig or a child?! to

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №29395
 29.04.2010
XXX: I’ve been holding on to him like a nasty wall for the third week!
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[ + 89 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29394
 29.04.2010
Is Medvedev reading BOR?
If he reads, what shit does he look like he doesn’t read?? to

[ + 96 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29393
 29.04.2010
XXX is hello. I ordered clients wedding shooting, the man is directly cast you, and the name is also Alexander))))))) even the manner of communication is the same
and Len.
YYY: I ordered a picture from you.

[ + 82 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29392
 29.04.2010
You are a fucker, Nibali Dybala.
nnn: right to write "debil", cretin
Yaya: right to write "cretein", aligofren
ccz: right to write "oligofren", eh... fool

[ + 65 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29391
 29.04.2010
I thought it was time to change something...
YYY: Has it already begun? Where did I begin?
I'm losing my shorts not to the left, but to the right.
YYY: Globally...

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №29390
 29.04.2010
<Mike> Mary, I have invented a verse for you
<Mike> Micheal - Micheal ^__^
<Kiddor> about me
<Mike> Eimmmm
<Mike> I am afraid :(

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №29389
 29.04.2010
Lithuanian authorities decided to hold a gay parade instead of the Victory parade, commenting: this is your victory, not ours. Their orientation begins to raise serious doubts.

[ + 131 - ] Comment quote №29388
 29.04.2010
We are building GRES in the city and once the builders decided to get stuck. They found somewhere a towel and pants, filled with t-shirts and sent the redest down the dam with the order to lie down. Next to the dam there is an administrative building where the chief is sitting. From there, the chief of the shift comes out, gets a cigarette and begins to melancholy stretch. At this point, the men drop the "maneken" down. Now imagine the boss’s reaction, he’s standing there smoking, he hears a wild mat from above and shouts: “Petrovich!” and sees a man flying down. His eyes are probably the size of a fifth. And now imagine his astonishment when the 'body' stands up, shakes off and says, 'Well, it's not lucky all day. It was funny, and the brigade was deprived of the prize.

[ + 173 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29387
 29.04.2010
I don’t know what the fucking thing is going on in Russia. How can you give a conditional sentence to the pedophile Bleptsov, whose guilt was proven in court!!! to
The world’s toughest punishment for crimes against minors. This villain raped a 5-year-old girl and was released straight into the courtroom.

Let this creature judge burn in hell!!!! to

[ + 81 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29386
 29.04.2010
The head of the road department of the Kirov region commented on the action of motorists to measure the depth of debris on the streets of the city and the subsequent appeal of citizens to the prosecutor’s office:
"Well, some incomprehensible people have left, something has been mixed up there, something will be written somewhere. Do they believe that in Kirov or in the Kirov region the services that are responsible for this do not know that they have such holes with such parameters on these roads? Of course they know well.”
The unsatisfactory state of the Kirov roads, he naturally explains by such a banal factor as the lack of money. What needs are properly paid by motorists transport tax (which increased by 2.5 times), Zapolski did not specify.

This is shit, citizens!

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №29385
 29.04.2010
XXX is what. We drink, we do not touch anyone, two versions with machine guns and helmets are rolled.
xxx: They say "You have an alarm button here". I say, “Where do we have the alarm button?” and the blonde asks, “Hey, can I meet you?” and the board asks, “Hey, can I take a photo of you?” and only one, the most accused, asks, “Are you probably going to the head office?”


[ + 88 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29384
 29.04.2010
We have a very cool printer at work: judging by the sounds, it itself grills wood and makes paper!

[ + 75 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29383
 29.04.2010
xxx -> how do you do?
yyy -> okay, my mom was here yesterday =)
xxx -> mom is good... mom is food

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №29382
 29.04.2010
Jewish advice: Never marry a beautiful girl, she may leave you. The ugly, however, can also give up — well, fuck her.”
and land.

[ + 112 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29381
 29.04.2010
I came to receive the bill, I almost did not write anything on the ticket. Zero is full. I didn’t go for a semester hoping for a hole. I understand that the ass, the fool also understands this, begins to mock, like "and do that and that and I will set you a score", "and then beat me in pieces - then I will set a score" and so on. Here I am distracted by one of his tasks, I watch - and the audience is almost empty and the board is about to fall. I catch everything and run after him, catch him in the corridor and ask you to make an account. Here is the call. I opened my eyes...Wake up. I am late to work, and the master’s degree has been completed for two years. I went to work with a smile.

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №29380
 29.04.2010
shar007: I was generally thinking when I was a kid that bluishes are fashionable spiders.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №29379
 29.04.2010
A failed personal life makes a man a good philosopher, a woman a wonderful swahou.

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