Killed the first mosquito. Beginning of War

2nd Race

zzz: I will vote for the EP if they reduce the prices of gasoline to 10-12 rubles per liter, with the freezing of the price for their term of government
Please tell me that you won’t vote for them :)

Mailer: “AUTOVAZ” will make 20 models
Comments: No, thank you

I have a friend who is completely turned. I turn to him to seek sympathy. I say, you can imagine, I was not stifled by a little bit of a rope from my mouse in a moment of jealousy.
He thought for seconds and stated - I said I should have had a wireless to buy...

12:17:44 Sisi Nose: NELSON came up with the task... so that students (and their parents) would be more interesting to learn:
Ivan Sidorchuk's wife has a cycle of 28 days, and the critical days are 5 days, Ivan's mistress has a cycle of 2 days shorter, but it lasts 2 days less. The secretary tt. Sidorchuka critical days as in the wife, and the cycle as in the mistress. Question: What is the probability that today Ivan Sidorchuk can relax and drink a beer?

<Ka4zilla> Does anyone have a thread?
<mahalex> so thread or trumpet?

I remember having a serious and unexplained health case. I could not breathe normally.. the feeling was constantly that I was suffocating, shortness of breath what it was.. the doctors didn't know what to do.. no one can understand... and there was a doctor who said to me that I just need to get through... I from the beginning ah"el, and then "hop" and I lie on the bed in some unknown posture on my back and my head hangs down and I still can not breathe... I get up and a miracle I breathe normally! And it comes to me that I woke up from the current that the doctor was smart in the dream...

Our mother cries loudly that everyone in the apartment is pigs. Don’t cry, other people are the same shit!! to

by RU_AUTO

Yesterday evening at the 6th radial (this is a stumbling deaf man in Tsaritsino on non-working days is dying out) saw how the cheerful gas tankers from the gas pumping plant ignited the gas from the pistol and sparked fire clubs into the sky under female screams "- Don't need, Rome, don't need!". Fire flies to the sky, tankers roar, a woman screams, fairy.

In the apartment, the workers brought out 4 bags of garbage and an old door that they wanted to take away. Last night someone broke the door and, attention, threw out two bags of garbage.

I went home through the area. In front of me are 2 types, such hopsticks, 26 years on average. I saw a friend and one of them shouted:
Oh yeah, the nigga! Christ has risen!
and ah!
- "Aha!"... Well you are Vanya and Beadlo!

and blh! Give me a description of the perfect man, or I have been breaking off your advice for a week! The girl is already staring at me!

The perfect man does not exist. It is invented and contains contradictory qualities so that women can blame men for not being perfect. Do not behave.

XXX:Social networks, blogs, television, glossy magazines - have nothing to do with hamstry, not to be a slaughterhouse have always been and always will be and they in combination with other social problems generate a slaughterhouse so was 20 years ago and 200 years ago in any major country of the world the author is naive as a child or he is a hero of a film like Gods with a shotgun.

YYY: Where are the blades, blades? I almost drowned!

I needed to find a photo of a student/schoolgirl with a book... long ago I hadn’t watched so much porn.

Today I drove the first axes out of the kitchen..In the end: I was hiding on the balcony, the axes were still in the kitchen (

Conversation in ASCII:
Kiss me before I go to sleep :)
Xxx = O
Xxx is:
Xxx = O
Xxx is:
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Xxx is:
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Yyy: What are you? and :-)
Xxx: my mouth is broken :)

“Children, if you have manganese and manganese in your home, do not mix them and do not burn them!”

is right! Children, mix the margarine with magnesium. And with the mango you will not get anything interesting.

I go home, get out and tell me from the threshold: "Cat, I’m fired from work!"
the voice from the toilet: the gold mine has collapsed.)

Book store, buyer - lady thirty-five years old:

- Tell me, and "The Little Prince" Exupery you only have in this edition? For me, it is a gift, and there are some children’s drawings.

I know a lot of different names and funny names, but I will never forget a guy named Rajopov Kutlimurod.