The Decider:

What is common between barley and milk (that barley drinks milk is not the correct answer).
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Eggs and milk can collapse.

And how can six-year-old urban children who grew up on asphalt and with sterilized milk in refrigerators know this?

The child (10 years old):
What kind of actor does Chuck Norris play?

When the heart is heavy and cold in the chest,
Take the foil and turn the hat out of it.

In bed with a girl. The matter goes to the underwear, I look at the trousers, I think about the ban on circular cowards, and I tell her about it. What does the girl answer: "What, to film?) )" and
Peace, love and cats!

Q: Does the forum rules apply to Moderators
M: Spread
A: Honorary Moderator
M: of course
A: The administration of the forum
M: And they too.
Q: What about the owner?
M: No
P: I knew that.

YYY: here he bought the Mustang for 1.3 lams. He is not given anyway.
Better to buy a prostitute
YYY: For 1.3 lams? I was fucking.
XXX is cheaper
XXX: The Submission
yyy: This is usually called "relationship".

I don’t know why we’re on this planet, but I think we’re not here for that.

She quarreled with her husband, psychic, went out of the room to the kitchen, sat there on the table. So he came there, took me on his arms, as in his time at the wedding, brought back to the room, put on the bed. Well I think...
He sat down at the computer again, saying gently:
Get angry here to see you!

Yulia Tymoshenko said that she intends to return Crimea, which Putin replied – Crimea you have already returned to us, now return the Southeast...

I thought that in the 21st century all the assembly at the factories would be done by machines, and people would only watch over and control them. But for now, it is mostly the opposite. People are assembling and machines are controlling them.

According to the press service of the Central Committee of Ukraine, Dart Alekseevich Vader submitted a full package of documents, including the payment of money in the amount of 2.5 million UAH.(~273 000 $)
The construction of the Death Star will be announced soon.

From Chat:
I now heard on the radio, there is such a word, it turns out: Mamihlapinatapai (sometimes written by mamihlapinatapei, usually read as mamihlapinatapei) - a word from the Yagan language of the Yagan tribe (Fire Earth), is listed in the Guinness Book of Records as "the most comprehensive word" and is considered one of the most difficult words to translate. It means “the look between two people, which expresses the desire of each one that the other will be the initiator of what they both want, but no one wants to be first.” beautifully...
yyy is beautiful)
zzz: "tweethinking"

The soup overheated, left to cool and forgot. and brother:
Your soup becomes an atheist.
M is?? to
He began to forget the Creator.

bylpall (15:10:02) How we were called Maslopuzes in the Army
Man_uL (15:16:35) and we were rabbits
Man_uL (15:17:05) messaging across the country
bylpall (15:18:39) And we are on the tank, tank clean we are clean, from the tank we are clean tank dirty, after washing the tank clean we are like the devil one teeth glowing
Man_uL (15:23:23) )))), amused by

Citation
In one cubic kilometer of sea water dissolved 10 kg. of gold.
But to extract them (evaporation, electrolysis, etc.) It is 1000 times more expensive than ordinary...

1st You sit next to the sea.
2nd Wait until it dries.
Three Collecting the gold.
4 is The Profit!

Listen to "Downton Abbey"

Without a trick? You know Grandma is coming!
Oh no! I did not know!
Do not change clothes. It’s time to know what real life is.

Anarchy in the UK.

A friend invited me for my birthday. When they went, they never thought about what to give. In the middle of the drinking, the namingman sent us with a friend for vodka. I took two bottles and went to the box. See: on the shelf near the box, among all kinds of gum condoms, there is a gel for anal sex.
I: Oh, let’s give him a joke!
Friend: Oh, what it will look like in the eyes of the saleswoman - two men buy two bottles of vodka and anal gel...

About the names.

A girl named Stephanie studied with me. Stupid was rare.
And if it were called Masha, it’t get so much in the eye.

In a technical university, there should be Linux and, accordingly, an openoffice, rather than a share for the secretary.
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and the autocad, solid, compass, apm in the tech.vuse under the wire to launch?)

What is common between barley and milk (that barley drinks milk is not the correct answer).
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Eggs and milk can collapse.