Hello, are you very busy?? to
I don’t know, I have a wife and two children. Is it strong?? to

There are a small number of women who have Turner syndrome, which is associated with the absence of one of the X chromosomes. Such women are known as CH-women, distinguished by exclusively feminine behavior and possessing very little or no capacity for spatial orientation at all. Never trust your car keys to a woman.

I feel that the theory of blondes will soon be scientifically proven))))

I can’t work on Saturdays... am I a Jew?

On the programming channel in Mirka:

MaxO: all translation I recently learned what is programming=) decided to start =)
Translation: What are you writing about?
Eee... on paper.
Max: What is it?
Vandal: 0_o Niipazza Ancient programmer

To the quote:
I'm reading Bash, and I think I can try the pills to reduce the craving after the fourth hour... eh... that's a different world! Congratulations to everyone on the outcome of the 3rd fallout. probably the girls will suffer."

Fuck you! You will fight with us for your place at the comp!! to

I want to go under the blanket, drink hot tea and shower. and yes. And to sleep.
YYY: It’s some kind of girl bite.
XXX: What to do... Okay, I will re-formulate.
xxx: I want to roll in bed, scratch eggs and not do anything. So is better? 8) is
YYY: It is better. I like it

We are chasing the bad classmates. Because we learned to count better during the vote. Provide a verification code with DIFF. The equations :)

And you young reader Bash, do you know what Ankl Bans is?

Life tips: if you got a mole in the eye, and wash it with nothing, push the index and large fingers into the appropriate nostrils and carefully pull out the hair - after this the body itself washes your eye (-:

You came up with a quote:
Correction of grammar errors
2 Check the point.
Check compliance with physical laws.
4 Logic and meaning.
5 to read.

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Marine (21:22:26 2/11/2008)
I need a job to go everywhere, I like this way of life.

Shaya (21:23:06 2/11/2008)
Conductor in a bus...or as an option in a trolley bus

I often sleep at night on the couch. The cleaner comes early. I sleep quietly, she sees my hairy legs and cries out of fear that the type of thief or corpse... the hell knows her. And she has no memory, so that "wakeup" has already gotten me.
Yesterday I wrote a note on the door "Aware, inside a drunk employee".
Scuco, I’d rather wake up from her whisper than be thrown down on the floor by the guards she called!
I no longer like people.

At the final courses of the universe you begin to understand that you should be pumping intelligence, not charisma.

I go to the tent to buy whitewash, there is whitewash on the shelf for 3r and 5r
I: What is the difference between them?
5R tobacco is better
Give me 5R.
With a smile on your face, do you need tobacco?

I go on the bus. In front of me sits a real blonde with an expression of the face, which lacks the slightest sign of intelligence. He gets a mirror, a cosmetic, and begins with such diligence "string" the face that it seemed like a hole is being wiped out. And it would be nothing, but in the most responsible moment, when she began to paint her lips, her phone ringed on the entire bus, which was the melody "In my head of the stove-not trouble" and so on. People just fell out :)
Can you tell me, is it only in Voronezh that honest blondes live, or is there anywhere else?

by Olko (13:29:24 30/10/2008)
Attention to everyone! There was a plot that our native city would be deprived of water on copper pipes, warn mother or father to store water.
blondebrain (13:37:38 30/10/2008)
Oh, and when will this happen?
Olko (13:39:32 30/10/2008)
It’s a joke when you’re crazy and don’t know the details.

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To the question that there are no ugly women, there is little vodka... I thought, but after all, there are no ugly men, there are poor people.

And what "young people" should learn for themselves when these two quotes are together?

That girls are as unpleasant when they are judged by appearance as young people are unpleasant when they are judged by wallet. If you are accustomed to saying, “She is terrible,” be prepared to hear, “He is poor.”

After the crisis, the general meeting of shareholders decided to rename Bin Bank to Haz Bin Bank.

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