It is convenient to wrap up and look around the room for the presence of babies before the monitor goes off^^

...to see that the babayek is full around and at this moment he is extinguished...

XX: I have never been on skiing or snowboarding. I don’t know what better to try first.
Yyy: Well, depending on what’s closer to you – fractures of the legs or keys.

From the hub, judgment of the game Minecraft:
HH: Now it is clear! In order for the game to be mega-popular, it is necessary to have the word "craft" in the title. Blizzard has caught it for a long time.
WOW: *escaped to register CraftcraftTM*

You need to troll K.O. For example, ask how many years the Hundred Years' War lasted.

Chatted Victory

Attention, the question is! What is the name of Gandalf of the Toolkiene?
Theme: Gray
The young man, haha! The correct answer (grey) was given in 6 seconds and brought you 500 points!
Tagged: white
Tagged: grey
WOW: Two Funny Gandalfs

I noticed here...
The greenfield tea bag should be opened as carefully as the condom.

Dialogue in the car shop:
Do you have a freeze on sale?
There are 150 and 170 rubles.
What is the difference?
(it breaks off from the computer and makes to the depths of the soul a surprised expression of the face) one freezes, and the other is not!

And Russia is :-)

XXX: coffee + key = prints :(
YYY: Coffee + key = prints
YYY: beer + clavier = prints
YYY: tea + clava = prints
YYY: the key is everywhere, with what do not bother, one fist at the exit
ZZZ: and here is a tail + clav = hollow incapacity
YYY: Beer + tea + coffee + cava = complete incapacity
YYY: Conclusion - beer + tea + coffee = tail
XXX: Oo
ZZZ: oO

Peter’s bill on non-traditionally oriented:
XX: Right, it would be good to prohibit the arrangement of weddings - everyone should only quietly come to the wardrobe and register.
yyy: As a person who lives over ZAGS, I AM A MILLION BUT SUBSCRIBE!!!!!!!! to

It is said that Philip Kirkorov had a daughter. Did the belt help so quickly? Bggg.
It is OMG! Who is the Father? :)

Sex is like shaking. and. and. and. and. Only a girl.

How you got all your shit on the subject of musical directions. One rock satanic, another rap fucking, the third pop got, and the fourth from the classic is sick. I’m the one who doesn’t listen to rock/rap/pop/classic, but music, crazy? Whatever direction it is, I either like it or not. And I’m never going to say, “I liked one song here, and then I learned that it was sung by the Ranets, shoot me now!” The Dolphins.

The tongue of a cat is not only the tongue, but also a spoon, a circle, a toothbrush, a fur brush, soap, washing machine and toilet paper.

...the third frame: black background and the inscription "NONADO!and "
From laughter could only say: "Dima, not with verbs written separately"

Our teachers think that "need" is a verb. What do you want from children?? to

My computer doesn’t turn off at night. There all kinds of needs occur =)) So I put the monitor off after 15 minutes and during this time I have time to lie down quietly, inspect the room for the absence of babies and all kinds of suspicious things, wrap up and fall asleep before the monitor goes off =)) And about babies under the bed - a separate conversation.

Now a man came to us in the salon, asking for a movie in which men are against the blue. It turns out, "Avatar" wanted to.

From a discussion on the dirty Canon camera found at the bottom of the ocean:
Nobody would have thrown Nikon into the ocean.
Spec84: Nikon would have exploded!! to

We sit in the cafe, at the neighboring table, Dad and daughter of 6 years.
Dad stood up and walked towards the comforts.
The girl cried out to the whole room:
Just don’t miss you!

I went with a friend to play basketball - from which point he does not give up - everything flies.
Where did you learn to throw it away?! to
Angry Birds, three stars

I needed info on certain medicines, Google. Google finds, among other things, a site "Grandmother" and publishes a remarkable title: Binding - Grandma