XXX to Cyprus
All, guys, all for the time being
Be Good, Don’t Be Aboriginal
Yyy: You can’t kill them either.
You are a Russian tourist.
At home, the phone rings and I raise the phone without thinking:
The Monsters Corporation is listening to you!
An angry second delay at the end of the wire:
I’m calling the radio station, can you tell me I got there?
I am not confused XD
We talk to a comrade, I touch him completely unconsciously, well, by inexperience (yes, there are such girls who have young people, but no experience in such matters) I ask what, say, he has your size.
See also a short tour. The beginning, he says, is here. The end is mood.
XHH: I am in a blockade. I see a car next to me with the same magnet.
and me. I pick up the controller and add a sound. He cuts, I am again.
The man turns it off, I turn it on. He crossed, removed the panel.
I cleaned it in the barracks.
Tagged: life
Q: Have you encountered?? to
WOW: I did it myself
DD: I would see it.
WOW: We took the controller so we approached the first floors of the windows where there is a telephone. They turned it off... then they turned it on again, we turned it off again, then they just did that, the guy got out and just pulled the wire out of the socket.
Tagged with: stervaaa
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
It was the harsh nineties.
This was two years ago :DDDDDDDDDD
XHH: =DDD Ohuenno
WOW: no, out of sacha says this summer :DDDDDDDDDDDD
After watching porn, the desire to change a loved one as a hand removes.
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Illiterate people are divided into two types:
1st Confused and confused. They don’t care whether they are literate or not.
2nd They confuse what and what, and instead write again. They think they are literate.
The second is more.
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Could I get a cat? I am becoming a lonely shit. although, considering the experience of a couple of plants on the window and my short marriage, it is better for me to have a stone ;(
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If I smoked every time I had sex, I would have the healthiest lungs in the world.
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and epic. Some defaches on a mobile phone with someone in the courtyard (I smoke on the balcony at 50 meters), a shopkeeper... and now issued:
Close your mouth when you talk to me!!!by 1111
I did not smoke a cigarette.)
XXX is Hi! I bought it anyway!
The Android?
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Processor: NVIDIA Tegra 3, 1500 MHz
Number of processor cores: 4. Give the Brain!! to
WOW: Be more careful! Here you will get up one day to drink water, go into the kitchen, and there... he is eating your sandwiches!! to
What type of browser do you have?
I have a wifi!
I understand, and the browser?
Wow: Well I don’t know, there are different sites I have here Facebook and Wifi!
Facebook is a social network and wifi... stop where do you get wifi? Buying a router?
I don’t know, I have Facebook here.
Damn, IRA, what’s the problem with you?! to
The picture has not opened.
What type of browser?
WOW: How is it?
The blue letter E or the red letter O on the label?
Tagged: blue
XHH: I mean
WOW: I am like that! I don’t know your abbreviations. It’s like TP, right? so you went...
xxx: to me here in skype were tapped: "مرحبا! من فضلك هل من اممكن أنهون من بين أصدقائك"
YYY: And what did you answer?
xxx: "أنا لا أعرف الغة الخاصة بك"
YYYYYYYYYYYYY
Yyy: the respondent’s reaction?
xxx: ignored
YYYY : )
yyy: it should have been written this way: "איך טאָן ניט ויןדיין שּראַך"
But the elephant has a big cock and the sperm is small, why? Does he have a big cock?
WOW is big. Apparently you put him at work?
Oh boss, it’s not you! forgive me!
Specifically, sperm is very interesting.
“This was the last drop in my garden with your bell" fairy combined, didn’t it?
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Here, for example, we in Peter have a Military Communications Academy.
>So this academy is called the Buddenno, and in front of the main entrance stands
The > Monument to Chapaev.
And I have been tormented for forty years by the question of what attitude to communication (except
> out of marriage) have these two people?
XXX: Expressionism is beautiful (:
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
XXX is architecture.
XXX: This is the reason.
YYY : Okay.
Yyy: Here is the refutation: mayonnaise.
smerch112: My computer trolls me frequently.
smerch112: I understand what is there with USB wires or what static voltage and all that...
smerch112: but it turns out very symbolic, only I get up from behind it and go, the sound of equipment withdrawal is played, and as I sit down - the sound of connection >_<
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Poster in the dentist’s office: “God gives us teeth twice in life. This is the third time you have to pay for it".
We sit somehow on the change, waiting for the pair to start.
Here, in a rushing walk, a guy comes to us and slowly surrounds all those present with a glance. A long pause during which we are looking forward to what will happen next.
And then the guy gave just a brilliant phrase and the best question I’ve just heard.
"Hmm, am I not studying with you?"
I brought my sports protein home. I bought a lot and cheap. So that parents didn’t stick so and said: “cheap dry milk, protein.” I had a delicious protein blend in the morning. My mother added my sports nutrition instead of dry milk.(((((((((( One enjoys the bled really tasty ))))