It seems that the fact of having 12 billion in the Colonel of the FSB should not be scary. To be frightened must be that he did not have enough of that money to redeem himself from the one whom he saddened. Do you understand? For this man it is not money.

I told this story to my wife, her colleague at work. This colleague has a son who is studying in the 11th class. He practices karate and is a sporting figure. on behalf of this colleague.



Call from the class leader:

Imagine because of your son, two girls in the class fought. Talk to him somehow. He also takes attention from both signs, and the girls then dry on him.

I say to my husband:

Talk to your son! The teacher complains about him.

Husband to son:

And then Andrew! What happened there?

Yes to them, Dad! God knows what, and I know what.

The husband:

I am not about that! Why only two and not more? Shame on me!

I sit in the guests, time is late at night, I am coming out. Where to buy cigarettes on the road? My hospitable host says there is a store nearby, though it may already be closed. Okay, I think, anyway on the road, I’ll go.



The shop is open, I come in. Behind the shelf a nice saleswoman, sees me papyrus. I pay, I clean the package in my pocket, and I think I need to know the time of the store to tell the comrade.

What time do you work today? I ask thoughtfully.

“Oh, I’m late today,” the girl was upset, “but tomorrow I’ll finish early!

I continued to sneeze thoughtfully, smiled at the saleswoman, and with the bullet to hide the embarrassment, jumped out on the street. It was uncomfortable, but pleasant.

People are divided into soves and those who prevent them from sleeping.

At the meeting, the customer began to rub his cheek on the pattern of the carpet.
I ask why?
He says, “We often come to “masks show”, so everyone should be comfortable when you lie face to face.”

The successfully installed camera of video recording at Kutuzovsk has surpassed the entire Russian cinema by annual fees.

End of a busy working day. A friend speaks on the phone to a client:

- Well, and to see this information yourself and at any time, you can go to the personal office.



From the tube comes a long breath and a sad and sad voice:

I would like to, but I don’t have a personal office. I’m sitting in the usual Oppen-Space.

It was a terrible month of work. All as usual. He came home. and separated. I lie in bed on my side and begin to fall asleep. After 10 minutes I feel that the neck of the eye is tired. I open my eyes, my wife almost looks at me.



The dialogue:

Why are you so stressed?

In what sense? Why are you not sleeping?

I’m waiting for you to finally put your head on your pillow. You went to bed and didn’t get your head down :)



I put my head to the end. I sleep.



The end.

When I was a student I was looking for a job, one of the ads said - income from $300 a month, work two hours a day, can students.

I called on the number, the girl at the end replied that the job is open come to the interview. And I went, a joke of $300 for two hours a day. At the entrance, I filled out the questionnaire and started waiting for me to be called. By the way, there was a lot of people, like people on the bazar on Sunday. Everyone wanted $300. How worse am I? When my turn came, and I entered the office, I was met by a strange 35-year-old man, who all talked about some matrix, pyramids about people millionaire, about yachts and how we will miraculously live in a year, all together one big team. He said that they even have a living example. A vivid example was a woman, the first dollar millionaire in the company in the 60s, she passed with a proud look, told that if we will work hard, then in just a year, or maybe even half a year we will be her equal. In general, it took only $300 to contribute and become a millionaire.

After an interview at the stop, I bought a samsa for the last penny and waited for the bus, by the way, a millionaire woman stood next to me and waited for her. I don’t know, maybe the driver got sick with her, or what other reasons, but we travelled in different buses, I went to my poor world on the 56th, she went to a bright future on the 81st.

For officials, the phrase "to lay down the debris" means to steal a billion.

Why do we sleep so well in the rain? Large predators do not hunt in the rain and our distant ancestors therefore felt safe. And not all that romance of sounds and moods.

Old Hottabich married a young man and in a month his beard ended.

In the third grade, a politician did a good deed: brought home a drunk man.

He tried to sleep in the winter.

So, I started by saying, “Dear man, are you okay?“And he finished (near his apartment): “S@ka drunk, walked with your feet until I gave you eggs!”

In 2004, when Sharapova won Wimbledon, she was invited to a show at Posner. At the very end, after numerous salutations to the glory of Russia, Vladimir Vladimirovich asks her the last question:

And now, Masha, what will you do?

To which Masha, breathing hard, simply answers:

I will go home to America.

Sometimes, in order to find a bad dancer, you have to sleep with the whole ensemble.

It was in the lesson. We were lucky at shooting. The program also included the throwing of grenades. In general, the position of the troops is this: there are a bunch of soldiers, before them all the military chiefs (observe), and even further the fortification of blankets, for which you have to throw a grenade. The flag already near the fortification personally explains to everyone: it is a grenade, it is a fire, this is how you insert, carefully twist, remove the ring and sweep away... Then you report to the observing command, how good you are.
Another young man. He stumbles, throws and... runs after the grenade! The flag clearly bleached on the background of the tires. And the brave soldier catches the grenade, lifts it up (it fell and did not explode - this is what happens and means that it will do a BOM! at any moment) and runs with her toward all these majors and colonels. They were not even able to escape from surprise.
Comrade commander, reports the ordinary Ivanov! I forgot to remove the ring.
It was smiling, but not immediately.

Ilon Mack has expeditiously launched 60 Starlink satellites, which will allow the inhabitants of the Earth to use the global internet at the love point of the world.
Pocciae awaits the revelation of Pockomnadzopa - whether they are the livestock of the Earth or not.

He walked through the courtyard, decided to smoke, in the pack was just the last one.

He threw a cigarette in his teeth, a packet, began to look for a lighter, did not find it. There were no rare passers either. I decided that the absence of fire is a sign, I just try to smoke less. While looking, he put a cigarette behind his ear and forgot. My hair is not long, but my ears are closed, I can’t see.



Coming home, we are just visited by relatives from Kazan, father's brother and wife. We all sat down at the table, we ate, we remember how many years they did not come, Uncle Vadik tells us how he babbled us and Leše with small puppies, walked through the parks and showed tricks.



In confirmation of the words, Uncle Vadik puts his hand behind my ear, going to get a candy from there, and gets a cigarette stored there.



I am, of course, an adult boy, I smoke for four years, but my mom and dad do not get upset, so I didn't say anything about it.



Laughed, Uncle Vadik covered, said that his puppies grew up and the tricks now corresponding shows. But when his parents did not see it, he still read it like a foolish teenager and threatened to tell his parents if he saw it again. Just like in school, when he burned me smoking behind the house, эх, nostalgia.

Before meeting my second husband, I thought that there was no romance in marriage. It just seemed to hinder.

I met at an event where I helped cover the tables. Working clothes, not painted. Better as at home. He fell in love at first sight. I immediately proposed to meet. Without flowers or care. On the first second and third dates, I went fishing to the river.

A couple of months later, he calls:

I made you an offer. Give a ring or a certificate to choose for yourself?

Give me a certificate.

A few days later, I received a certificate:

Will you go for me?

and UGU.

Great, we went out to eat.

Our entire wedding is a trip with our parents to the woods. In the head of the wedding photo, I am without a haircut in a T-shirt, my husband with a piece of shale in his mouth.

The top of romance for us is a evening with rolls and beer/ wine in front of the TV.

Families are surprised, they say that you need to create a romance at least in the first year of a relationship. We are norm. We are happy.

The price of the palaces in the country, if in the houses of destruction!