Ukraine would have won the Eurovision Song Contest 2022, even if it was represented by Zelensky playing the piano.

I work in resuscitation. Changes for 12 hours. Today is day. It is warm in May. The sunny day. Beautiful weather. The green grass. Flowers of chestnuts and strawberries.

The patient arrived. brought from the fire.

The room smelled shrimp!

How to complete this change now?

We live in Peter. My mother brought meat home 10 years ago, she says she bought pork in a barrel on the corner. She washed, pulled off, said again, here are the bastards, washed with vinegar, and they said it was fresh! Well, they started to roast the strawberries, and they smell terribly. I came out of the room, smelled and said, “You, mother, what do you want to say, but at least it is a stinking pig, and the maximum... Leave the bowl.”

Then I ran to the barrel and asked, not a pig? The mentions are already there. That’s how we barely get Hannibal.

In general, I collected all this good together with pots and scissors and mints carried. How many people have eaten is unknown. It was very long ventilated, the mother green walked, the younger didn't tell anything.

Easy to get rid of, I can say.

Discussions about the split are welcomed

Let’s change the subject and there will be no war! The apples bloom so beautiful!

The eggs and pears also flourish.

And what fog over the river floated in the morning, you would see.

Today she proved to her daughter that she has 11 fingers. Remember this joke? On the first hand we count the fingers from one to five, and on the second hand we count the fingers in the opposite order - from ten to six. Six plus five is eleven. My smart daughter is still sitting and counting. I do not understand...



Yyy: A ready-made horror script: Mom joked and "proved" to her daughter that she had 11 fingers on her arms. The picture is changing, Mom is bustling in the kitchen. There also comes the daughter with a bloody hand brush and stretches her mother something in a towel - there is a "surplus" finger. And my daughter says, “I just wanted to be normal.”

Paranoia of Level 1:

“Have I locked the door to my apartment?”



Paranoia of Level 2:

“I closed the door. But can I trust myself?”

It has been noted that if you often settle with enemies and argue with friends, then the enemies will not get rid of, and the friends will become less.

One day in the kindergarten, we were asked who our parents were working for. I remembered my dad — a nail seller (director of a methyl trading company). And my mom...? And then in my head came a picture from the book: "The driver drives the car." Well of course! Mom takes me to the garden, so the driver! At home, my mom laughed and said, “I’m not a driver, I’m a lawyer! If they ask you again, say so.” The next morning I told her, “My mom is a driver, but she asks me to say she’s a lawyer!”

Character is when a man is not liked.
If you like it, it’s a sign of attention.

A bad reaction to alcohol is when a person drinks vodka but does not get drunk. The other reactions are considered acceptable.

My friends decided to marry me. Probably jealous of the independent life of a single man. With all my neglect, there were many acquaintances, but one thing I remembered. A cute girl without a higher education with a longing for a good life and three children from different men. We sit down, drink coffee, I try to quietly jump off after the above, thinking about how to get better off the sweaters. Then she said, “I hope you don’t have children. I will not accept other people’s children.” When I noticed that her children were foreign to me, she called me a pig and left, leaving my account and freedom.

Contemporary media has become SMRAD – means of mass advertising, agitation and disinformation.

I went to work by tram. For a couple of stops to the end point, the tram chatted and stopped, a little standing, the driver ran to the street, returned and the speaker reports, - dear passengers, the tram broke, please move to the next, tickets are kept. Well, okay, we fall out of the crowd and the next tram just arrives, everyone enters it, distributes around the salon, presents tickets and... we stand, the tram before us does not go, broke.

I walked to the end.

Everyone’s life beats, just a few.

I’ve been afraid of dogs all my life. I got married, my husband wanted a dog and I wanted a cat. I refused dogs and my husband refused cats because he didn’t like them. But once in the winter we returned from the guests and saw a dead puppy on the road. I don’t know what moved me, but I grabbed this baby and immediately started calling the 24-hour clinics. My husband was in shock, but he was quietly driving with me around the city. In two clinics said that the puppy is not a resident, and in the third took to bring him back to a full life. and healed! There was only a slight crumb and a frozen ear. The puppy grew up into a small ridiculous dog, earsome and thick, but modest and obedient, I loved him with all my heart, with pleasure go for a walk with him, run on the weekend in the park.
Late in the evening my husband called me and said he had found a dead cat. We went to the same clinic where the cat was rescued. He has a small jaw problem and also a frozen ear. The husband loves the cat, they roll on the couch together and watch football. I now penetrated into the dogs and my husband into the cats.

Russia is the only country in the world that is surrounded by the West from all sides of the world.

The cyclist who rides without a helmet knows the taste of all the insects in his region.

A colleague brought a cake to work. After drinking I asked:

What is the reason?

He stretches his hand with a bright manicure.

I think, oh, now in honor of the new manicure cake is already wearing. I say sarcastically:

The reason, of course, is significant.

Then a colleague switches to a conversation with another person and from the conversation I understand that she showed a wedding ring on her finger, not a manicure. It was uncomfortable, but the phrase almost fit into the conversation.

A friend who sells shoes tells me...

The grandmother walks, and the grandfather walks behind. Grandma says:

My grandfather needed some shoes in size 43.

I addressed my grandfather:

Here you choose. You can move...

I will not measure! says the grandfather.

But why? Here is a chair, here is a spoon.

I will not deserve anything! What are you bound to me? ! to

And irritated he leaves. The grandmother, who watched this scene with interest, says:

Why did you really stick to him? This is not my grandfather, my dad is sleeping at home.

If you are hot accompanied by guests, then there are two options: you like it very much or you are very bored.