If a month ago, you accidentally on the profile of your wife found a query in the search engine "How to make a man run", and in your sexual life no changes occurred, it means that she is training elsewhere.

How did you burn, solarium?
Yyyy: Gibdd, waited for the turn to the square.

Fuck, you got me with your policy! I almost told the students that the sounds are divided into consonant and non-consonant!

From the textbook: Even after the death of the Prince's ass. Ancient Russian language.
P.S. The ass in Dr.R. language is a legacy.
But knowing that the ass is an inheritance is somewhat pleasant... a couple of cakes shuffled - increased the inheritance

As in an anecdote. I sit in the morning behind the wheel, Senna, the lightforest; I look in the mirror and chest curls. I think, of course, what other drivers will think: "Look, the grandmothers, all off the hands, do not look at the road." Of course, I look around at the neighboring drivers, and what do I see first? The guy is sitting, putting his left hand on the steering wheel, and he shaves his right. I scratched the lower jaw and driven by a trimmer somewhere behind my ear!)

In general, my soul was so relieved, I and the hair, and the lips painted...)))

I read a small note in the newspaper:
The youngest in their family were twins - a one-year-old boy and an 8-month-old girl.
Either the editor was bad, or it was the longest birth in history.

AAA: Say the first thing that comes to mind. Don’t think of electricity! Strongly immediately

DDD: the ass
KKK: The salary!! to
JJJ: Nikiforovna
PPP: Adrenaline Rush
Tagged: fucking
Tagged: Blinker
HHH: A horse piece and he is a coc-zoc...
AAA: There are no adequate ones among you, but HHH is distinguished

What a good sitadmin we have - the order to ban social networks works only with managers)))

Did you not work yesterday? I didn’t see you on Skype.
Art: the boss was sitting with me behind the comp, so yesterday I just worked))))))
Just: ahaha))))

From one web resource:
Horadric vol_2: Throw the cutter on the webman, I will not give it, honestly!
MargaRitka: Well I don’t even know... And you won’t give it? :D
Horadric vol_2: Have I ever given it? What do you say...
MargaRitka: Well, I don’t know you, suddenly you always owe everyone to the right and the left, so I’m probably not going to risk :D

The song is good, but it’s a little younger than me.
How wonderful that there are more people in the world than you))))
Sorry you're not one of them :D
I have to say 😉 😉 😉

A man is an unfaithful wife.
You and the prostitute. You kiss someone else, and then you make me go through those lips!

A man shoots a cigarette.

XXX: I offer my smoking services
xxx: as a dependent and interlocutor

From comments to the movie "The Iron Lady":

Korolariya: Fuck I thought this was a continuation of Iron Man (

The mistakes of youth must be made in time.

On the site ***.ru in the conference Question to the doctor: I have two permanent sexual partners. I want to get pregnant with one of them. How to protect yourself from the second? (The condoms are not suitable.
The answer of the doctor: Refuse contact with the second partner.
The reaction is: Are you being mocked? I can’t – I’ll be fired! Tell the means!! to

Mr. Berezovsky B. A.
In response to your complaint, we inform you that Putin V.V. from May of this year was removed from the position and transferred to another job.

Alex entered the chat.
Hello individuals!
go$ha: Hi, legal asshole...

Would it seem like you could get 5 minutes before the end of the couple?
You just don’t know our mathematics.

From the Plastic Surgery Forum.
and good night. I have such a problem. I always slept face down, and over the years, the skin on my face seemed to go down, I’m a young guy, I’m 20 years old. Standing in front of the mirror and pulling the skin from both cheeks to the sides, fixed with a clamp =). Looks like nothing. Therefore, on the idea during the operation you will make a lift to the beginning of the ear and there already cut the excess skin? Am I a guy for 20 years? It’s not really beautiful with skin.
Answer: Hi Gosh! How very radical you decided to act at 20 with your face. Can you sign up for the consultation first? Do not fix the clamps anymore. Take care of yourself.