Cherry
thanks

Gnus
Ze Landan is the captain of Great Britain. I also speak French :)

Cherry
And the translation?

Gnus
Well, I thought, you know, once I started

Cherry
I think more in English.

I wake up here and with the hope of clinging to the refrigerator with the thought there to find something delicious... and the refrigerator itself draws to me, with the hope that I will put something in it.

Snake

I came up with a friend the question on the anti-spam bot, so as not to knock any kind of blonde, such as "hello_jakдела_out the photo". But at the same time that the "ordinary" people passed. I proposed a balistic question: Continue the sentence: "Sael Bobra -..."

We decided to begin with the "protest" on contacts in asskoe, can "normal" people go through anti-spam...
got a trace. The Options:
Eating a bob-
Option 1: Eat the goat!! to
Option 2: call a doctor faster))
Option 3: Drink beer
Option 4: I want a good)))
Option 5: Say thank you!! to
Option 6: Brush your teeth!! to
Option 7: Drowned
Option 8: Eat it
Option 9: Defeat the enemy
Option 10, the right one, which no one has called so: save a tree!

I am a fool of journalists. The report:
NASA sent the Beatles song into space. However,
It is unclear whether it will its goal. No sound in space.
is spreading

I sold the car, I haven't bought a new one yet, yesterday I went to Moscow on an electric car. I am late in the pipet... a long line in the box office, I go straight to my aunt near the turnikets, she brings me the road with her hand, I sharply take out of my pocket five rubles and give it to her. her eyes are round (the ticket where 20 rubles is worth), she misses. I scream after you, what is your name? I am Alex...
Today I also go to the station, I look at the small line, I go there. I hear from the Turnikets - Alexey! of Alexei! My aunt is so handsome...

You don’t like how I cook?

He is: Me? Why is it suddenly? You are just cooking!

She: and why from the kitchen, when you eat any of my soup, sounds like "blue" "sukaaa" are heard? ( by

He: Oh... oh... well... you know... just when I am enjoying your soup accidentally eating such a little black pepper...this is not very delicious to say.

Why don’t I have a printer :(
Do you want to buy a printer?
Thats a lot! 😉 Bring it to me from Germany 😉
Is he going to print in Russian letters?
Are you sure you’re not a blonde?
I don’t know... hair on my head, I don’t see.

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Only a blonde can think of that. That would attract my attention, start entering and coming out of the ass that would give me this fucking knock. And I thought with thoughts "Yes, fuck in the mouth for a fool" I saw that she was ^^

EtherLady
But it's still a scam compared to the fact that my phone issued instead of the word HOME, he spent a month hard writing JOPA.

EtherLady
Hardly learnt

Twinsen
Well yes, fucking so...not even to write what "I have at home - ass"

EtherLady
But I remember the phrase: thank you for the bouquet, my ass still smells like lilies.

Why, shave, in the barbershop first tightly wrapped in some hera like a mantle, and then ask, "How to cut you?" I have to show them with my ears where I should take off and jump?

by Sergio
I worked with a group of sales consultants this morning. One of them told me how she once worked in a small store that sold everything from bread to a whitener. One day, a woman came to them for bread. I took a bucket, looked for something in it and went with her to the box office. Do you mean fresh bread? The seller answered her: "Yes, fresh today".
What about quality?
Seller: Yes, good quality, tell me what you aunt stressed
Aunt said something like "completely about_el". She laid a bucket on the bench and left.
The saleswoman in confusion takes the bull and Ohueva simply: in the bull the mouse has bitten the bull and sleeps there.... I cried :D

<redfox> Aha! Do you imagine? Our admin MOH@PX downloads my gay porn! I burned it in 8D.
<lamoss> Hi =) I found the news, ah. You better tell me why? =) is
<redfox> fucking...

<GorSHOK> give a link to the fan site Tokyo wanted, need to drive them to see
<JokeR> GorSHOK: Oh da laaaana...the engine to see...

and Zuzy:
I am happy our cleaner complained that the gastrobeaters from the neighboring office will squeeze her ass with her sex cloth.

Green: Fuck...I already when I ask the admin for some license with a crack, it seems to me that I am buying a drug.

MyLatKa: ah soon they will say "is there чо?":)))

Green: and the eyes on the old ones to burn and whisper "we and the boys need a little wire... literally with the service pack 1 will fit"

jof (23:53:29 5/02/2008)
Measured weight
Kirk (23:53:39 5/02/2008)
And a jump?
jof (23:53:56 5/02/2008)
72 cm
Kirk (23:54:03 5/02/2008)
The Weight?
jof (23:54:26 5/02/2008)
A bit faster, to be honest.

by Dayl:
The cat got infected - it was locked up in the bathroom on the spinach :(((((((
by Dayl:
Now she walks out and can’t get out.
by Darelf:
Is this the case of O_O?? to
by Dayl:
How you see
by Darelf:
Maybe he doesn’t ask for toilet paper.? to
by Darelf:
Or a towel?
by Dayl:
In the bathroom?? to
by Darelf:
Or just singing in the shower?
by Dayl:
You’re funny, but I don’t work because of it :(((
by Darelf:
But knock the door...
by Dayl:
It opened up :(
by Dayl:
And I rented the apartment - tools - I reminded and the neighbors all separated
by Darelf:
Call to the MCS.
by Dayl:
What an emergency - the whole city will rust - let it sit until evening - I will come - I will dig out. Remember for a long time

Sergey
I wiped the pixel with my hand.

Sergey
As expected

I went to a friend and asked about the internet.
The internet is a shit!!! to
I: How much money did you give?? to
he: - at all, the ticket did not come, but I will have little there - I went on free sites and clips were rolled from them