I live in communion. I went out to smoke in the hall.There the children play: a boy 4-5 years old, a girl older by a couple of years.
Let's play with the mother's daughter.
M is no. I don’t want dolls. Go to the machines.
D is good. You’ll be a car daddy and I’ll be a car mom.

I watched this dialogue in the newly opened supermarket.
Do you have a wine department?
The seller is not yet.
Why did you open up then?

1) Write on any paper advertisement: "Go to x*y!", take a photo, put it on fishki.net - Everyone will laugh..)
2) Sign under the photo: "Guess the country by photo", post on demotivators.ru - Everyone will laugh again..)

I can imagine Steve Jobs, with his handcuff, bending to a rat cage and saying, “We did it, Pinkie!” We have captured the world!

CBL(c)

You just think.
About the main events of the country we learn from the humorous site.

Today at Sberbank. The voice from the speakers broadcasts: "Client number 666, approach the window number 6". I thought "No one will fit". No one came.

Report on done work:

The number of cats inhabiting this house cannot be counted, the smell is incredible. I failed until I wrote anything. Upon leaving the house, he was taken by a rushing bunch of dogs for a large stinking cat. He sat on the tree for an hour and a half until they squeezed. Please enter anti-gas and self-defense equipment in the electrical equipment.
PS Wear the clothes. and a bag. When I changed the counter, I noticed.

I am going home now. The road was blocked by a group of alkashi in the stage of "Good Drinker". Years 50-60 from the factory workers. One hand masches (I’m in the headphones, I don’t hear), says, go to us. Well I fit. The question killed. "In what year was Pushkin born?" Without thinking: "Well, 1799". They have stupor. "Sereg, what else can I ask?" EF

XXX: How is it?
YYY: Yes to the norm. I woke up recently.
xxx: And I came to 1 couple for two pairs of law and the prede came buho said that he was fired and let us)))

From Pickup Forum:
xxx: I am a calm simple person, good appearance (high, etc.), intelligence and mind are also good. People like me are really few.
ZZZ: and thank God

xxx: A "The Castle" I have never read Kafka.
Don’t worry, he never wrote it.

c) The Habr
A worker at school told me, "You may have a hole in your head, but in the details - a hole."
YYY: The worker said the same thing to me, probably all the worker have the same firmware.

The State Duma proposed to grow a Colorado bush that would eat mac and hemp.
YYY: I should be in his place!

I work in Ferrero, on a kind of surprise, well, I complain to the comrade that there is a bite in the shelves, and after one of my proposals he almost falls from laughter in convulsions, a little later I learned that he was broken by my phrase: "I'm going to do something between eggs who's a marmelade."

The inscription with a pen on the party "Masha rubit". Below is another pen "And bicycle".

The beauty competitions were invented by the oligarchs... you have to change the idiots every year.

I fucked my girlfriend at my wedding yesterday.
Mosg: Doo Dream Dropper
Vasia: Duna Kulakofsky has married?
Title: The Tale of Ipanema
sck th cck: oh sheep, write something plausible
Katarsiss: Stupid fantasies When the Russians took power, it was sad.
Liberal: MoP, it’s a shame... :(
About 30 stones.
I am a boyfriend, a fool.

Headline on Yandex: UN Secretary General asked Medvedev to help with re-election.
I immediately remembered the joke:
" in the year 2013. Obama calls Medvedev:
- Dmitry, listen, I have elections soon, you could not help, so that it goes out, as you do in Russia, with a huge advantage to win.
and OK. There is no problem. There is such a Churov, appoint his voices to count - and there will be no problems.
Time passes, Medvedev looks at the news, learns that there are elections in the United States. I’ll call Churrov, I’ll find out what’s going on. He answered:
Dmitry Anatolyevich is working. Of course there are difficulties, of course the region is unknown, but we are applying all our efforts, and according to the latest results, United Russia has 65% of the votes.

Two of the highest IQs ever recorded on Earth belong to women.
X: And one of them is still unable to find a job.

by VKontakte. I am pleased with the status of one girl: "You spoiled me." Hm. I wonder, she guesses who she is in this situation??? and c)
The fucking.